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| “ | Why hello there, random guy I'm recording in the middle of the street. Do you like murder and crazy things? Yes, obviously you do, look at all the buildings, you caused so much terrorism, I love terrorism. Welcome to Arkham Asylum, where we have none of that, run by the Joker's delusional daughter. She's gay or something, I don't know. She did this. And that. And she has a terrible home-life. She loves to sing. We have many wonderful things, like this cruscent man, or this gremlin lady. Toilets. And a breaking atmosphere in a giant building with this guy (Angel Dust: Fuck off.) WOW! We have a giant building, colored in red, the most boring color. Call now, or don't, I don't care. | „ |
| ~ Alastor's commercial for the Hazbin Hotel. |
Alastor is one of the main characters in SuperKit01's Hazbin Hotel - Real-Time Fandub series.
He is a demonic FBI agent and the business partner of Charlie Morningstar who joined because he loves tall buildings and initially wanted to kill the LGBTQ+ characters that arrived, but he ultimately stopped caring. He now seeks to find a sponsor for the hotel.
He is voiced by SkyeDoesVoices.
Biography[]
Backstory[]
According to Vaggie, Alastor at one point was a guest star on Curious George with the help of the TV demon.
Pilot[]
After Charlie was humiliated on TV for supporting the LGBTQ+ community, Alastor arrives and she lets him in even though Vaggie asked her not to in fear of him looking through her search history.
Alastor then admires Charlie's big building and offers to help her in return for being able to use it to kill the LGBTQ+ community by letting them all fall into red, causing Charlie to point out that that's not the point. Vaggie then asks Charlie to kick Alastor out, but Charlie chooses to let him stay since he seemed really fruity. Charlie and Alastor then make a deal where Alastor won't kill anyone if he can find a sponsorship that she agrees to.
Alastor then uses his abilities to summon Niffty, his surrogate daughter, and Husk, the token furry and his religious best friend. He then sings about how much he hates the color red, but dresses everyone up in red anyway before Sir Pentious arrives to kill Alastor. Alastor then clenches his fist and a tentacle arrives and swallows the ship before attempting to explain to Charlie why he thinks Spotify would be a great sponsor. He ends the video talking about a show he visualizes.
Episode 1[]
Alastor attempts to make a commercial after Charlie interrupted his podcast, but Charlie doesn't like the commercial's discouraging message while Vaggie simply doesn't like the font he used. Alastor justifies this by saying he prefers using podcasts before attempting to think of a sponsor for the hotel, which annoys Angel.
Later, Vaggie calls a group meeting after someone stole Charlie's last sprite and asks Alastor to make a sprite, only for him to conjure up a camera to taunt her.
Vaggie attempts to use the camera to make a commercial so the group can afford to go to Cuba for a vacation, only for the footage to fail. Alastor appears and talks about how he likes looking at shadows and teases Vaggie for her failure. He then insists on going to Jamaica rather than Cuba and he and Vaggie make a deal that he fixes her dead camera and they will go to Jamaica.
Later, when the group gathers to watch the commercial after Charlie's rocky meeting with Adam, it is interrupted to talk about a rock and roll album.
Trivia[]
- In the Pilot, Alastor appears to be homophobic, but in Episode 1, he confesses to Charlie and Vaggie that he actually doesn't know what gay means and was kinda making it up as he went along.
- A running gag is that Alastor hates the color, red, despite wearing red. Vaggie suspects that he is colorblind.