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| “ | FOOL! I shall DROWN you in the maelstrom of my nightmares! My tentacles will twist contort your throat as I throttle, with vision of hemaphroditic succubi and violent Oedipal rape fantisies! I will take your cities, I will subjugate your children, I will rape and DEVOUR your armies! But you, only you shall survive, so you may bear testament to my will, and ultimate REVENGEANCE! | „ |
| ~ Armin's first villainous breakdown and most famous quote. |
| “ | WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?! I am the Crimson King, anointed in blood, and destined to claim him by your side. Look upon these two sacrifices I brought you, look upon them and use them as you will, their souls are yours to take, and once you join my side, we shall take SO many more (...) Yes, crush him, my dark queen. Crush him! Crush him! | „ |
| ~ Armin's second villainous breakdown as he tries to sacrifice Reiner and Jean to the Female Titan. |
Armin Arlert is the villainous tritagonist of the parody series A Slap on Titan, a parody of the anime Attack on Titan. Unlike the orginal version of Armin who is mostly a kind and selfless character even if he does some moraly questionable acts, this version is a power-hungry and egotistical sadist who joined the Military to see as much death as he could.
Personality[]
Armin is considered by many of his commanders and friends as one of the most screwed-up people in the world, due to his sheer sadism when it comes to sexual acts and physical pain, this is further proven by how he himself admitted that Mikasa is the only girl who is his friend due to just how all girls are disgusted by him due to his stalkish nature.
Armin was also shown to be very narcissistic, believing himself to be a god and wanting to use Eren and trying to manipulate him into helping him in taking over everything outside of the Walls. He also has proven to care little about nearly anyone other than himself, wanting to sacrifice Reiner and Jean to claim the love of the Female Titan and use her to kill as many people as possible.
Armin is also proven to be extremely insane, always talking to his "cat" Mister Wiskers in his head as if he was actually there and could feel him in his head.
Despite all of this, Armin does have somewhat of a care towards Eren and Mikasa, viewing them as his friends and being shocked and sad when he thought the former died, wishing that he could rule the world together with him.
History[]
Backround[]
When Armin was five his parents sent him to a pray-away-the-gay camp. Some time later his parents died and he was left in the care of his sadistic grandfather who was an alcoholic and used to beat him. He would also get beaten by a group of kids for being a "nerd" (reading books). As a result, Armin became so obsessed with hurting the people that it became his hobby to use his dolls and put them in several ways that it would hurt them if they were human.
He eventualy met Eren Yeager and they would regularly get beat by Armin's bullies, but this eventually stopped by the time Mikasa Ackerman became Eren's adoptive sister after he saved her from human traffickers and his father adopted her due to the death of her parents. He eventually became obsessed with getting outside the walls and conquer the world after reading Mein Kampf by stealing it from a library.
One day, after getting beat by his bullies, he told them that he would grow up and enslave them "in ways they couldn't imagine", which shocked them, they then stole his book and beat him up. After this, the Colossal Titan appeared and opened a hole in the wall, causing the Titans to get in and kill many people, Eren's mother included, making Eren swear to kill all Titans after finding out the same day that his mother used to be a prostitute and had sex with Hannes and there was a possibility that he could be his real father.
The next day after the attack, Armin went to give his friends food, but Eren notices a soldier getting angry after seeing them with food, due to believing that they had sex with goats and then made them go missing. After hearing one of the guards telling them that the people of Wall Maria should starve and Eren kicked him, he got beaten up.
After the goverment had the adult population of Wall Maria sent to fight Titans, his grandfather left him, saying that dying to Titans would be better than having to take care of Armin and his friends, his grandfather then died by getting drunk and singing while jumping into a titan's mouth.
Armin then joined the Military to watch as much death as he could and joined the Recon Corp for the same reason, despite having no good qualities in fighting.
After his sergeant Keith Shadis talked to his squad about how they were worthless nothing to make them better soldiers and that he would turn them into bad asses, he talked to Armin and asked him what was his goal on joining the military, with Armin answering that it was to help mankind fight against the Titans, but Keith tells him that it was nonsense.
During his time in the military, he started stalking and spying on girls, as well as studying how to kill people. He then met Reiner Braun and his friend Bert, and after tehy see a river at night and have a talk with him and Eren, Armin tricks Reiner into going to the bathroom and then knocks him out and experiments on him by making him his first slave through brainwashing. He then becomes one of the units best cadets despite Keith knowing that he was a horrible person and acording to him was the embodiment of sin itself.
Present[]
After passing in the Military training, he joins the Recon Corp to do what he always wanted, to see death, while talking with his colleges, the Colossal Titan appears and destroys Frost's wall and allows Titans to enter. He eventualy joins a group to defeat the Titans, but nearly all of them die with the excepption of him and Eren, while he was about to get eaten by a titan, Eren saves him and gets eaten.
After this, Armin stays in shock for a while until Mikasa came to him and asked where Eren was, with him telling her that he died. Mikasa then tries to go to the armory so they could have a chance at defeating the Titans, however, Marco accidentaly says to Mikasa that her karate could not defeat the Titans, which got her angry since hr applied that she knew karate just for being asian, she then asks them if they had anything to say about her asian heritage, with them asking nonsense questions, she then told them that they should learn a culture before insulting someone with it, and then asked her colleges to help her get tothe armory, but they refused. To make sure they would help her, she told her friends that the person that arrived first to the armory would get to hve sex with her, which caused them to help her.
However, Mikasa's gear then ran out of gas and fell in front of a titan that tried to eat her, while most didn't stop out of fear they would not have sex with Mikasa, Connie and Armin went to help her, with Armin being afraid that he would loose his only female friend if he didn't try to help her. But before Mikasa was killed by a titan, she was saved by another one, which caused her to want to have sex with it, but Connie then told her that it was impossible and wrong to think of it, Mikasa then told Connie that there aren't many guys a girl like her would fantasize about, with Armin saying that he wanted to have sex with her and entitled himself as "The Bang Master".
They then went to the armory and told Jean that Mikasa was attracted to a titan and not him, and the titan then killed all the titans in the area of the armory, and was later revealed to have been Eren, Armin is seen happy that his friend was alive, while Jean was sad that he wouldn't have sex with Mikasa.
Armin, Mikasa and Eren were then detain by a commander named Kitts Woerman and demanded Eren to aswer if he was human or not, after a long talk, they decided that Eren wasn't human and tried to kill Eren and his friends, but he creates half of a titan's body which saves their lives, they then discuss what to do since the smoke from the titan's corpse would only make them unoticable for a while, Eren then mentions his father's key to their former house's basement that he gave him when he was a child that could help them defeat the titans, but Armin ignores it and thinks that Eren's father is the worst father ever due to his 5 years of parental neglect.
After this, Armin tries to convince commander Woerman and his men not to kill him and his friends, but they quickly find out about Armin's screwed-up nature and the commander made a deal that if Armin proved to be more screwed-up than the commander himself, he and his friends would be spared. Tehy then have a discussion where they admit the twisted and bad actions they did, with Armin saying that he plays with dolls, harasses the elderly, and throws rocks at homeless people, and the commander admits that he sent his soldiers to die, enjects them with diseases, drinks tears off of orfans, and masturbates while reading casualty lists. Nearly defeated by the commander, Armin has a breakdown where he tells him that he would torture him, take his cities, subjugate his children, and rape and eat his armies with him being the only survivor and that he would bow to him. Afraid of loosing, the commande tries to kill Armin and his friends despite them winning out of spite, but Pixis stops him and they went with him to plan to retake Trost.
Armin helps in the plans and also in closing the Wall of Trost by making Eren wake up so he could manipulate him into helping him take over the outside world, but Eren refuses and closes the wall. They then killed all the titans left in Trost. Eren is then later arrested by the goverment and put on trial to decide his fate, but the Survey Corp decide to defend Eren, believing him to be useful for humanity. During the trial, he is nearly killed by two soldiers, but Levi stops them by beating him up, when Mikasa tried to stop him from beating Eren, Armin holded her back, telling her that the pain would help him grow.
Armin then joins the Survey Corp along with the other members of Eren's class, they go on a mission to go to Shigashina and see tge basement in Eren's house to learn how to defeat the Titans. During this, a Female Titan appears and kills many members of the Corp, and Armin finds her beutiful and tries to get her love so she could help her take over the world. He manipulates Jean and Reiner into thinking he was trying to stop the Female Titan from getting to Eren, but this was all a lie to get them used as sacrifices to claim her love and use her, but it fails.
After this, Jean and Reiner think on leaving Armin for his betrayal, but Armin brainwashes Reiner and tries to force him into killing Jean, but it failw due to Christa appearing, due to Reiner loving her and the only thing that could stop the brainwashing was the person the victim of it felt in live with. Jean and Armin are then forced to work with each other because of their diferent goals, but Armin says he will help him for now.
Due to the show not continuing, it's unknown what would happen to Armin after Episode 19.
External Links[]
- Armin Arlert in the Inconsistently Heinous wiki.