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Off-Meds creature is a highly dangerous onion specimen, he does not like it when he is called a little human, oh I bet he would be oh so so very mad if you said mean things to him! He lives in a house that is also an extension of the Awsome HQ Tower, as it has an underground tunnel connected to it.
He has a gaming channel called xXawsome_playzXx that he posts gaming video’s and rants on. Most of them being about hating children and redditors. This is because the “awsomecolin” channel is entirely based around this “Awsome” character. It’s like Apandah or AZFK but with an expanded lore and universe.
His best friend is Orange, they grew up with eachother ever since they were 9 years old. He is also afraid of Purple, as he picks people’s noses without warning. This was seen in Episode 1; “Green’s Competition”, as he is seen stretching out his arm to pick Sir Johnathan Pepperoni Pizza III’s nose while Green was explaining the game.
Personality[]
Creature’s mind is very scattered and sporadic, gazillions of synapses going off at once, Awsomecreature is a very smart organism.
Anyone who gets too close to him, will get beaten up to near death.
hes gonna stand jn the bats morbius!! tell me he doesnt gain his powers because he stands in the bats
History[]
So this mf waz walkn round da block u feel me? Dude rolls right into a nuclear powerplant and comes to life, growing limbs n allat. One day the lil dude runs into this man who tells him there are 2 types of people in this world, dawgs (cuz they got that DAWG innem) or sheep.
Awsomecolin Creature wuz like “naaah bro if theres only monsters and food then i can neva be food and that.” Mans was like yoo dawg then decide whitchu wannabe yo!!
Awsomecolin Creature decided to become a Lawyer, this got him lots of money bucks coin cash and he bought this kid Orange off tha dark web, an accident because AC wuz trynna buy Annoying Orange. Orange was very happy about this and decided to become good friends widdem.
They went to the school where Awsome proclaimed he wanted to do a “schoolocaust” where all da year 7s are sent to an unknown dimension titled “ETERNCR.GRAY1”. And like yo this plan kinda cool like I wan year 7s goane too u feel me?
Sadly, he was shut down. One day he just stopped percieving. Last color he saw. Being
Awsome was born on April 20th, 2004. His backstory is inconsistent like Family Guy, but it’s most likely he rolled into a vat of radioactive fluids, granting him sentience and his awesomeness. This ability of being awsome prompted him to legally name himself Awsome. He then noticed someone’s ID Card, the name on it was Colin. He liked this name so much in fact that he made it his last name…
Goin Back Home!![]
ight hes back
tf is da jello dimension? Anyways.
He woke up dazed n confused surrounded by Orange n a bunch of other mfs. He did NOT like this. So he stole this pink girl’s device and went home, tho he did accidentally teleport everyone else with him.
Once they arrived at the normal world, Awsome had discovered he was CANCELLED. He didn’t enjoy this fact one single bit and decided to ask Orange what de heoull was goin on. Orange told him everything, and AwsomeCreature was FURIOUS. He went on to kill the president of they island and take over said island.
Orange found this a bad idea, because he’s like, a normal human being. And Awsome forced Orange to wear PANTS. This, however, spread over the entire population of Ohrhelfhfjehfouio, giving everyone pants. The crowd rejoiced, and this made em glad asf.
Guess fucking what the fame was too much for him. He decided to move to a secluded area, leaving his friends behind. In there, he met a woman named Navy. She tried to jump him so Awsome keel her. But much to his despair, he saw a lil boy hiding under da table. He tried to cal, the jit down and told him “Yk what why don’t we play like idk patty cake” and so they did but at the hand contact thing Awsome got a billion flashbacks.
Turns out this kid was Awsome’s ILLEGITIMATE SON named Awsomecolin Jr. Awsomecolin Creature found this really fucking funny but was also very happy, he decided to try be a good father. Navy came back to life tho but Awsome explained everything to her, Navy then told him she found Awsomecolin Jr in a dumpster because RedCreature is a horrible person. Awsome promised her he would be a good dad, and Navy believed him and told him “Good, he’s all yours anyways.” and she up n LEFT BROOOOOOOO!!!! NAAAAAAWWWWW make sure to hit like and zaza skibidi toilet ohio kai cenat rizz god!!
After this, Awsome did his best to raise Jr right, teaching him how Jr and him are the most powerful organisms on the entire existiverse, protecting him from TikTok and Andrew Tate, and even handing him a flashlight for when he fixes the car sometimes!!
Shit got busy QUEEIACK tho cuz Awsome had to do arrangements n meetings and that. So he hire a babysitter.
At the meeting, there was a boy in blue, and I just couldn’t. Js kidding, the meeting went shit, because STRAUSS 2 was on his ass the ENTIRE TIME!! This pissed Awsome off enough for him to go home to his son again.
Wanting to clear his mind off sum things, he wanted to teach his son to fly to like idk be happier because he thinks his son is awesome. So he took Awsome Jr to the roof and told him to fly. Awsome Jr said “I can’t fly dad” and Awsome said “Awww you called me dad” and shoved his son off the roof. Jr laid there for like idk 20 seconds and Awsome did like the “yikes” grimacing face until he saw Jr move a lil.
Because of this shit, The Babysitter (2017) went down to check on da lil mans but Awsome hopped down there first and was like “Ma’am he’s fine look” and he was technically right but like blud you just pushed your son off a roof??? Idk. Anyways, Jr pushed Awsome away really hard and this caused him to hit his head on a really hard blade of grass.
Blue.