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| “ | Promise not to bleed on my suit... | „ |
| ~ BLU Spy while dueling the Scout |
The BLU Spy is the main antagonist of the video "NO SMOKING" and in the first episode of "Gardener Heavy", both created by Kostamoinen. Whenever he is defeated in some way, he will always say his catchphrase, "Oh, merde..."
Appearance[]
He has the typical looks of an average BLU Spy, equipped with the default butterfly knife. In his latest appearance, he is seen smoking an over-sized cigarette.
Biography[]
NO SMOKING[]
Shortly after RED Scout is thrown away by the Heavy, the notorious BLU Spy appears beside him. He then proceeded to pickpocket the unconscious Scout, unveiling a stack of cash. As BLU Spy sniffs the newly found cash. The RED Scout would wake up and take the money back before challenging him into a knife-duel, to which the BLU Spy reluctantly participates.
The fight proceeds in an arcade fashion, wherein the BLU Spy takes the upper hand and inflicts more damage to the RED Scout. Suddenly, he sneaks up behind the Scout to penetrate him into a nearby cliffside, where he hangs helplessly.
As BLU Spy is about to drop Scout off while lighting a cigarette, the Heavy calls out to him from behind before uppercutting him to the sky, where he would end up crashing into a shed somewhere in the cold wilderness.
Gardener Heavy[]
As the Gardener Heavy inspected a plant, the BLU Spy was nearby smoking a large cigarette. It would slip out of his mouth towards the plant, burning it into ash.
The worried Spy would drop and ask Gardener Heavy of his cigarette, which the angry Heavy attacks and punches him towards a wooden wall. The Gardener Heavy equips himself with a shovel to attack the smoker, with BLU Spy managing to dodge the swings up until he clings to the shovel's tip, making the Heavy throw the BLU Spy towards a boulder. The Gardener Heavy proceeds to perform his TEN THOUSAND HITS PER SECOND attack, injuring BLU Spy even more.
Before the Gardener Heavy could finish him off, BLU Spy points towards a plant, to which the Heavy becomes happy and thanks him by hugging so hard he dies. The BLU Spy would survive this as he equipped himself with a Dead Ringer, only to be stung by a wasp on the chin, this made it bloat up and collapse BLU Spy to the ground.
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