| “ | F-ckin’ piece of f-ckin’ -ss. I don’t have time to deal with this f-ckin’ sh-t, now I need to go drink my f-ckin’ tea! | „ |
| ~ BR3TON being angry at Joe for ignoring him. |
| “ | Thank you for choosing Herobrine Airlines! Enjoy your flight! HAHAHAHAHA!!! | „ |
| ~ BR3TON disguised as Herobrine before banishing Joe, noob and the Moderator to the End dimension. |
BR3TON falsely known as Herobrine is the main antagonist of the finale of Minecraft Machinima Newbies by MsBreezy (formerly known as Kuledud3).
He is the owner of the Minecraft server where the events of the series take place. BR3TON controls the order on the server, expelling crazy players in Nether and manages moderators who monitor compliance with the rules by other players.
BR3TON was portrayed by the real-life YouTuber of the same name.
Appearance[]
BR3TON’s original skin looks like a humanoid creature consisting of cubic and parallelepiped fragments, iridescent with a rainbow spectrum. He also wears glasses, and sometimes: a blue cape with the image of a pickaxe, decorative armor implemented in a skin or a strict black suit.
Disguised as a butler, BR3TON looks like a man with short brown hair and blue eyes. He wears a white shirt under a black vest and a black bow tie.
Being disguised as Herobrine, BR3TON completely copies the appearance of the famous Creepy Pasta character, but, unlike the classic image of Herobrine, he wears a black suit with a red tie, instead of a cyan T-shirt and blue pants.
He also has a heavy British accent.
Personality[]
BR3TON is a very impatient and stubborn person who can also hardly express his emotions, starting to get angry, shout and threaten with weapons, as well as build overcomplicated evil plans so that the person who ignores him will pay attention to him, instead of just talking to them. He also seems to perceive his work as a server owner very negligently, given that he did not stop Johnny, who got creative from causing destruction, and also made an unstable and aggressive and even more irresponsible psycho a moderator.
Pretending to be a Herobrine, BR3TON talked and behaved like a stereotypical super-villain, often laughing insanely.
Biography[]
Newbies: Nether Part 1[]
The moderator mentions BR3TON for the first time when he meets Joe in Nether and claims that he shouldn't be here because "the server owner banishes all wierd-ss psycho motherfu-ker players down here so they can't get up to the real world".
Newbies: Survival Games[]
BRETON makes his first physical appearance in the episode "Survival Games" when he reluctantly hosts a round in a Survival Game mini-game that Joe and the noob participates in.
Newbies: Herobrine[]
BR3TON being ignored by Joe.
BR3TON reappears and plays a major role in the three-part series finale. Passing by the window of the noob and Joe's house, he notices the latter cooking potions in a yellow jumpsuit (this scene is a reference to the TV show Breaking Bad). Enraged, BR3TON starts shouting and banging on the window and even shoots it with an arrow to draw Joe's attention to himself. However, Joe ignores him and BR3TON leaves to drink tea.
A few seconds later, someone knocks on the door and Joe meets a man on the threshold claiming to be the Moderator's butler and invites Joe and noob to his birthday. When friends come to the posh mansion where the party is supposed to take place, they meet a Moderator who declares that his birthday was last week. The players realize that the butler set it all up in order to gather them all in one place.
The butler appears and reveals his true identity: he flies up to the ceiling and drops his disguise, turning out to be Herobrine, the infamous urban legend of Minecraft. Herobrine laughs and banishes Joe, the noob and the Moderator along with Jeff, a guest dubstep performer in the End Dimension.
Newbies: Herobrine Part 2[]
Herobrine crossdressing.
Noob kills the Ender Dragon with his own body, crashing at it like a torpedo. Friends jump into the opened portal to Overworld, but find themselves stranded in the credits of the game. At this time, Alfred, Herobrine's butler notifies him of players’ escape, interrupting his crossdressing session.
While the Moderator, the noob and Joe are thinking about who Herobrine can be, beatboxer Jeff literally blows a hole in the credits with dynamite that came from nowhere, which allows players to escape. Also, it turns out that an entire nation of people looking like Jeff lives in the credits.
Once in Overworld, the Moderator, the noob and Joe are separated and the latter becomes stunned and kidnapped by Alfred.
Newbies: Herobrine Part 3[]
BR3TON's defeat.
Herobrine holds Joe hostage in his mansion for unknown reasons, also killing Alfred with a giant laser bean for being annoying, while the Moderator and the noob use the Moderator's emergency space shuttle to get to the villain's lair in an instant, destroying half of his manor with an explosion.
Herobrine declares that they are not able to oppose him, and at this moment the army of Jeff, which the original Jeff brought from the credits, comes out of the shuttle, shouting a battle cry! However, Herobrine kills each of them with lightning bolts in a few seconds. Herobrine is ready to celebrate the victory, when suddenly the noob turns on the torpedo mode again and blows up the villain with his body!
When the smoke clears, it turns out that behind the disguise of Herobrine, BR3TON was hiding all this time, who arranged all this just to attract Joe's attention and become his friend. Players declare that Herobrine does not exist and it was the dumbest plot twist in the world and at this moment the real Herobrine appears next to Joe…
Quotes[]
| “ | Collect stuff from the chests… yada yada… f-ck it, just play the game. | „ |
| ~ BR3TON hosts the Survival Games. |
| “ | SHUT UP, YOU, USELESS PRICK!!! | „ |
| ~ Herobrine, before killing Alfred with a laser beam. |
| “ | And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your naked friend. | „ |
| ~ BR3TON’s speech, after being revealed and defeated. |
Trivia[]
- The final words of BR3TON are a reference to the animated show "Scooby-Doo: Where Are You?", when at the end of each episode the defeated and revealed villain says: "And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for these meddling kids and their dog!"