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Bane is one of the main villainous protagonists of the adult comedy web series Arkham Idiot Box. he is a dimwitted and arrogant brute, who is obsessed with Mexican food. He is frequently shown eating tacos and spicy nachos. He also prides himself with fighting and being the best. He is somewhat polite and friendly to his fellow rogues, but is a brutal jerk with people he doesn't like. He hates Joker and finds him extremely annoying. He is also constantly trying to kill Crazy Steve, due to his own insecurity. He is also Harley Quinn's boyfriend. He is still stupid but is probably the smartest character in the show.
He is voiced by Henry Silva.
Biography[]
Bane was born inside a prison to fill-in for his father's life sentence, who was charged with stealing a bag of golden nachos. Bane was born under the name Jose Ubu Louie. Bane went to the prison school that the other prison children went to. Bane was dropped on his head numerous times, causing his IQ to be physically lowered. He found interest in reading comic books, of knockoff superheroes. Bane soon found a love of Mexican food, especially tacos. He made it his life mission to taste the perfect taco. He was eventually selected for the venom trials. This gave him a performance enhancing drug, known as venom. Bane was instantly addicted to it. Using it to gain strength and emotional support. He then broke out of prison and started causing mayhem so people would remember his name. He also continues his quest for the perfect taco. However, he would also end up in rehab numerous times. No matter how many times he was sent to rehab, he still kept his venom addiction. He eventually moved to Gotham City. There, he started his romantic relationship with Harley Quinn, and his rivalry with Joker. He soon was arrested and sent to the Arkham Idiot Box Ward.
Appearance[]
Bane is a gigantic man. He has torn and battered prison pants and has been shown to have perfect fitting heart-covered boxers. He has several tubes where he venom is inserted into his body. He also has a black and white mask. He is occasionally shown to wear a sombrero and a bowtie.
Personality[]
Bane is very dumb and brutish. He does not think about things before acting. He is also very arrogant and believes he is better than other people. He actually acts rather friendly towards his fellow rogues, and his well-liked in his community. He also is shown to do community service by helping at a nearby elderly retirement home. He is also in a romantic relationship with Harley Quinn, explaining his rivalry with Joker. He also hates Crazy Steve, because he makes him feel insecure.
Trivia[]
- He weighs 1000 lbs.
- He is 9 ft. tall.
- His boxers are XXXXXXXL.
- His favorite knock-off superhero is ratman.
- He loves CS:GO and TF2.
- He also has a rivalry with Poison Ivy, due to Bane's frequent habit of polluting.
- After Joker stole a jug of his venom and used it on himself, Bane tried to stop him but Joker ended up killing him, before exploding. The two became ghosts and haunted Arkham asylum, until being resurrected.