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Big Jack Horner: WELL, I like to spread the good word of atheism!
Ethical Bug: W-Well, we are all entitled to our own beliefs. Even as a cricket of christ myself, I can show some respect-
Big Jack Horner: OH, to clarify! I only like to spread it at a very specific time! You see, I wait for children to watch their parents die, and then I make sure to emphasize as much as possible that they are NEVER going to see them again, cause this is a godless universe with no afterlife!
~ Big Jack Horner to Ethical Bug about how he enjoys to torment children.

Big Jack Horner is the titular main antagonist of Jack Horner goes to Therapy by Doobus Goobus. Much like his original counterpart, Jack is a psychopathic manchild who enjoys committing genuinely heinous acts. At some point, he would go to Ethical Bug for therapy.

He is voiced by Doobus Goobus, who also voiced King Dedede in Passion of the Kirb.

Biography[]

One day, Jack Horner would go to the Ethical Bug for therapy. After the two sat down, the bug would ask him what he would do in his free time for fun. Jack would respond that he would promote the ideals of atheism, though not in the way the Ethical Bug originally thought. Jack would clarify that he would regularly go to orphaned children after their parents had been killed by him and emphasize to them that they would never see them again since there was a no god and no afterlife.

After being genuinely disturbed by Jack's claim, the Ethical Bug would ask Jack if he got any enjoyment out of this, which he would admit that he felt nothing but just liked the reputation he got from it. The bug would then ask if Jack had any other interests. Jack would admit he had been questioning abortion; while he did enjoy the idea of killing babies, he would hate the idea of giving women rights.

Before the bug could say anything else to Jack, Jack would begin to have his lunch, eating several puppies alive. After becoming so disturbed with Jack, the Ethical Bug would call Puss in Boots to kill Jack, which he would gladly agree to do free of charge. While it is unknown what happened to Jack after the video, it is most likely he either continued his villainous ways or was killed by Puss in Boots.

Personality[]

Big Jack Horner is by all means, an egotistical manchild who knows what he is doing is wrong but just genuinely doesn't seem to care. Jack claims the only reason why he goes around telling orphaned kids after killing their parents that there is no god or afterlife is because he just wants to be known for it, not caring a single bit about how he is viewed for it. While he claims he feels nothing from it, there are implications Jack may also be a bit of a sadist, enjoying eating living puppies and killing babies, even it is just through abortion. Jack also appears to be a bit of a misogynist, claiming that he believes giving women rights is certainly a no-go.

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  • Jack's line regarding abortions ("I think killing babies is great, but giving women rights is a no-go.") wasn't written by Doobus himself, with it originating as a comment someone posted on Reddit as means of parodying his comedically horrible personality. Doobus used said line in his animation because he really liked it.

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