| “ | With their reputation in shambles, the USSR fell into rapid decline, and to this day many still wonder wether Bob the Builder can truly fix it. | „ |
| ~ A quote about Bob. |
| “ | "Ungrateful country, you shall not even possess my tools". | „ |
| ~ What is rumoured to be Bob's final words |
Bob the Builder is one of the main antagonists of the parody documentary series DocuDubery. He is a builder working for Joseph Stalin that helped construct some of the most controversial monuments of all time.
Biography[]
Born in a small European town, Bob was fascinated with building from a young age. While studying for a forklift exam as a teenager, he began following Squidward’s ideology, which was written in his warehouse logistics manuals. He eventually defected from Britain to Russia just before the establishment of the Soviet Union, which gained him a high ranking spot in the USSR. During World War Two, he personally oversaw the production of the T-34. His efficient production of the tank lead to a massive victory at the Battle of Kursk, and rewarded him control of the East-German State-Run Construction Company. Tasked with fixing war-torn Germany, he began filing holes with cement so that ‘no one would curse the government’. Angered at some of his worker’s defections to the USA, Bob constructed a massive wall that split off the Right Twix Factory from the Left Twix Factory, further escalating tensions between the USA and Russia.
Bob worked on designing the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, giving it several design flaws (although it is unknown if this was intentional) which lead to it’s explosion. This was covered up by the USSR as a donut clogging the pipes due to Comrade Simpson’s addiction. This would later be discovered by Mr. Clean’s cleanup campaign.
Frustrated by decades without promotions, he ruled East Berlin with an iron fist, and would tolerate ‘no chicanery’. President Ronald Reagan attempted to hire the mongols to tear down the wall, but they were also communist, so instead he hired the Kool-Aid Man. Before the Kool-Aid Man could destroy the wall, Reagan gave his iconic speech: “Mr. Bob the Builder, tear down this wall.” The Kool-Aid Man destroyed the Berlin Wall before being shot by border guards, and would lead to the destruction of the wall later on. Although Bob had been involved in communist building projects since, the USSR would quickly fall and eventually be destroyed. Bob was then exiled from Russia, and began bouncing from country to country, but no country wanted anything to do with him. He spent his final days in a shed near the sea somewhere in America. He died alone from old age, with his final words rumoured to be "Ungrateful country, you shall not even possess my tools".
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Trivia[]
- In Real Life, the Berlin Wall was created by no one in particular and the Chernobyl disaster was actually caused by design flaws, albeit not by any one person.