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Boba Robert Samuel Logan Alexander Fett, better known as Boba Fett is a major side-antagonist of Star Wars: The Great Battle of Crossovers. Boba Fett is a rich and exceedingly egotistical bounty hunter. Along with being a successful bounty hunter is also a successful business tycoon. He is also very competitive towards other bounty hunters, even going as far as killing them just so he can eliminate all potential competition. Despite his, he is an honorable man that holds himself to a high standard. Once the 1'st Boba Fett was killed, the son of Sith lord Darth Tentacles, Bobby SquarePants Jr adopted the mantle, until getting killed, himself.
Boba Fett I portrayed by Temuera Morrison. Boba Fett II was portrayed by Rodger Bumpass. In their first fanon roles.
Biography (Boba Fett I)[]
Early Life[]
Boba Robert Samuel Logan Alexander Fett was the son of Jango Preston Lucas Manny George Fett, also known as Jango Fett. Jango was another very popular and immensely successful bounty hunter. Boba was taught how to be the greatest bounty hunter he could be at a very young age. His father trained his immensely, teaching him every known tactic and method of ending someone's life. Overtime, Boba developed an ego larger than his brain. When Jango died he inherited the family fortune, along with his father's equipment.
First Bounty[]
Boba got his first bounty when he was 21. To prepare for this first outing, he built his own suit, which was very similar to that of his father's. He managed to track down and turn-in Homer Simpson, a notorious galactic assassin. After completing this mission, bounties quickly began coming in from all around the galaxy. He soon got very famous as well as very rich. The fame and fortune got to his head, and he soon began making risky moves. It was also around this time, that he repainted his armor to make it look "cooler".
Building A Name[]
He began to start merchandising himself to toy companies to make action figures. He also started selling mass produced costumes of himself. These ventures would sweep in large sums of cash. He also began to market his name and likeness to larger companies, such as Coke or McDonalds. As a matter of fact, he would even become a spokesperson for Coca Cola. He soon started his own reality show to add to his large media empire.
The Encounter with Shrek[]
He eventually would take a bounty on a powerful Sith lord named Shrek. He assumed the bounty would be easy, as Shrek was already 97 years old. However, the bounty was anything but. He would make an attempt to infiltrate Shrek's base. He would get caught by guards rather fast and was barely able to escape them. He managed to find another way inside, that had less guards on it. However, his previous encounter meant that security was even tighter than usual. He managed to surpass the guards and make his way to Shrek's quarters. He was soon noticed by Shrek, himself. Shrek, rather than call upon his guards, would engage in battle with Boba, himself. Shrek and Boba fought for hours, until Shrek began getting severe butt-pains, due to his age. Boba noticed the large balcony that Shrek's quarters had which would serve well as an exit and tried to jetpack away from the scene, but his jetpack would be blown up by Shrek, using his force powers. This caused Boba to plumet into lava and magma engulfed surface of the planet Mustafar. After the fall, he managed to climb his way onto a piece of dryland. Where he would pass out.
Rescue[]
Boba would soon be found by a passerby. This individual was a nearby hermit named Kermit the Frog. Noticing the helpless, mortally injured bounty hunter, Kermit would carry Boba back to his shack. Kermit was actually a force user himself, having been a member of the Jedi order until Order 66. Kermit would use his abilities to heal Boba back to full health. When Boba awoke, a month had passed, and he thanked Kermit for his services and began calling an Uber. However, Kermit warned Boba not to as Shrek controls most of the area, and they are currently looking for the both of them. Boba understood and began coming up with an escape plan for the both of them. Boba remembered his fellow bounty hunter ally named Bossk, one of the few successful bounty hunters he had not killed. He called for Bossk to come over and pick them both up, which he would. Unfortunately, Bossk's intentions where not all they seemed. Kermit had an incredibly large bounty put on his head, and Bossk was planning on being the one to turn it in. Boba and Bossk would then engage in battle themselves, with Boba intent on honoring his deal with Kermit. Bossk was having none of this and resorted to trapping Boba in an escape pod and sending him off to Endor. Boba would soon fall back into an early retirement due to the trauma brought about from the terrible N.D.E that he just experienced. He would soon cut off ties with his merchandise retailers and sponsorships and would stop excepting bounties. He decided to go through with his lifelong dream of living in a log cabin on Hoth. He would live here until one fateful day.
The Ice Incident[]
While setting traps for the terrible beast that resided on Hoth, Boba would accidently get his foot stuck in a whole in the ice. He tried to jetpack out of the hole, but this only made him more stuck. He couldn't call for help, as there was no one around him. He would try to fire his gun at the ice, to try and break it. But this only injured his foot. He tried once more to jetpack out, but this time, he fell into the water below him. He would freeze in a block of Ice. Boba would manage to escape the block of ice that was encasing him. But by the time he escaped, it was already over 500 years into the future. He managed to find a man named Sans The Skeleton, who decided to let Boba use is time machine that he had spent his life building. He used the time machine to go back in time. But the problem was, since Boba has no idea how time machines worked, he accidently traveled to far back. He traveled all the way back to ancient times. He attempted to ask for help from Abraham Lincoln. But Abe didn't have the slightest idea as to what time machines even where. This lead Boba to killing Abraham Lincoln in cold blood at an Oprah house. Boba would eventually manage to rewire the time machine back to working condition, and went back to his time period.
The Great Battle Of Crossovers[]
When the Great Battle Of Crossovers began, he was hired by Darth Tentacles to fight alongside his army, saying that if he did this he would pay him greatly. Boba did just this and fought with great passion. He successfully managed to kill Shrek, by chopping off his head with a sword that was laying on the ground. Unfortunately, when he attempted to get the leg up over Loan Yoda, he was killed.
Biography (Boba Fett II)[]
After the first Boba Fett was killed, the son of Sandy Cheeks and her husband SpongeBob SquarePants, Bobby SquarePants Jr, discovered that he was actually the son of Darth Tentacles. This caused him to gravitate towards the path of the Sith. He soon stole the Boba Fett mantle and became Bobba Fett II. He started out as a very successful bounty hunter. Until eventually becoming the apprentice to another Sith lord, Darth Sheldon. However, during an attempt at the life of Meme Man, a very powerful Jedi master, Boba Fett II would meet an untimely end, when he was sliced in half.