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| “ | Random Lieutenant: Alright, you wanna join forces with Our Almighty Idiot don't you? Give me a speech which proves you're worthy!
Bog: Uh... |
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| ~ Bog managing to get into the army of The Blood Warrior 5000 by saying something that should, by all means, not have gotten him in. |
| “ | Man, screw paying for a candy bar! Super awesome guys don't pay for that! | „ |
| ~ Bog stealing a candy bar from Walmart. |
| “ | Bah, fuck this guy's nerf gun! He can live without it! | „ |
| ~ Bog after destroying The Blood Warrior 5001's nerf gun. He was lucky he didn't destroy The Blood Warrior 5000's though, or he'd be dead. |
Bog, otherwise known as Bog Fucking Standard, is a minor antagonist of The World Of Fiction.
Originating from... Ok who cares where he originated from?! Anyways, he has once accidentally killed a disabled old man after trying to use him as a stool to reach his glass of milk. The authorities refused to believe it was an accident, and even if they did, he'd still be arrested anyways, so he managed to contact some random guy to break him out, and surprisingly enough it succeeded as the random guy happened to be a hacker who knew how to disable the security, as well as hack into the cameras to make them shoot sleep darts at officers, which scientists still to this day cannot explain how that works. Ever since then, he figured if he was a criminal anyways, then there was no problem doing crimes. After joining The Blood Warrior 5000's criminal empire, he somehow managed to avoid displeasing him in spite of his utter incompetence at being evil. Ever since, he'd use some cool, unnamed artifact made by The Blood Warrior 5000 out of pity to steal and destroy inexpensive stuff across time and space, but every time, he managed to lose what he stole, and the stuff he destroyed was magically repaired for unexplained reasons.
Personality[]
His personality is as generic (or in his words, bog standard) as a villain's personality gets, at least one from a comedy or sitcom anyways.
He is extremely arrogant, as be believes himself to be the ultimate lifeform, despite it obviously not being the case and he's just some ordinary guy who can use a cool artifact to travel time and space. He somehow believes he can win all fights, despite the fact he's lost fights to the following; an old lady that got mad at him and beat him up for authorities to capture after he accidentally killed her husband, an ant, air molecules, and a piece of steak.
He is extremely sadistic, often to a fault. He is so sadistic, than when authorities catch him, he puts them in elaborate, easy to escape traps designed to make them scream. They always escape, but he thinks they're traumatized and he lives off the pleasure of that, despite the fact they aren't and just quickly move on from those memories, with the only thing that bothers them is he always escapes them due to his powerful artifact.
He is incredibly stupid and incompetent. Aside from already mentioned stuff like being an utter weakling, as well as his crimes somehow always being undone aside from his jailbreak and accidental killing, he doesn't know basic math skills, as he thinks 9 + 10 = 21 just because of a TV show he watched, he believes internet memes are real and that one day they'll make him laugh until he's dead, and the only reason he hasn't ended up back in jail was because his artifact magically teleports him away whenever he's about to be arrested or have any police weaponry used on him, and he'd instantly get arrested if not for that.
Villainous Acts[]
- He once killed an old man, though this was a complete accident.
- He broke out of prison, which was admittedly only a minimum security one because the cops knew he was incompetent, by using the police phone guards were too lazy to watch, and called a random phone number which just so happened to be a hacker that managed to get rid of the few security measures put in place.
- He destroyed The Blood Warrior 5001's nerf gun.
- He stole candy bars from Walmart despite them being admittedly cheap.
- He stole balloons on free balloon day, and claimed it to be his original idea despite Spongebob and Patrick having done it before him.
- He deliberately only does standard things in order to not have authorities come after him, despite his artifact that allows him to escape, because he's too stupid to realize they can't get him with that artifact.