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“ | IF I CAN'T HAVE THAT PASS, NO ONE CAN!!!! | „ |
~ Bryon McClacke as he finally loses his temper after Grandpa purposefully made him lose No Nut November. |
Bryon McClacke is the secondary antagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfic, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Greg's No Nut November, written by Reddit user, SwagHawk42.
He is a member of the Heffley extended family that loses No Nut November every single year, eventually culminating in him finally snapping and attempting to murder everyone. He is also an assassin hired by Sammy Twitchdic to engage a domestic shooting, that causes the death of 23 people.
Biography[]
Bryon McClacke is first mentioned by Greg, who explains that around Thanksgiving during family's No Nut November, Bryon would often lose each year and become runner-up, causing him to become more aggravated every time. Greg adds on that during the last No Nut November, when he become runner-up again, he took his anger out on Aunt Cakey, causing her to be in critical condition for a few weeks afterwards.
During the annual Thanksgiving dinner, Susan strips down her clothes and lock all the men, including Bryon in the living room, before twerking on the coffee table. Bryon attempts to resist nutting to her scene, right before Grandpa Heffley sneaks up behind his back and gives Bryon a handjob, eliminating him from the competition. To make matters worse, he then taunts his loss right in Bryon's face, causing him to finally snap after constant losing and pull out two guns to shoot Grandpa.
He shoves Susan off the coffee table to stand on top of it and screams if he cannot have the Infinite Nut Pass, nobody can as he engages an open fire around the house. Greg not wanting to become his victim, pounds on the door, begging Susan to unlock it. As she refuses, Uncle Travis instead busts down the door for the main Heffley men to escape as he claims his demise at the hands of Bryon. While escaping, Greg also views Bryon pinning Malcom down and blowing his brains out with a shotgun. As the Heffley family drives off from Grandma's house, Greg also finds Bryon killing Uncle Larry before attempting to take on nine polices officers, before he is severely shot to his death, ending his rampage once in for all.
Later on in the story, after Susan Heffley exposes his true identity as serial killer, Sammy Twitchdic, he reveals that he hired Bryon a couple of years back to assist him in murdering Manny and staging his death as a suicide. He also had Bryon engage a domestic shooting, that caused the death of 23 people.
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