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| “ | One more word, and you'll be walking the plank! We've taken over this ship, and now you're our prisoner! HA! | „ |
| ~ Shoehorn's first line in the series when holding Michael Rosen at swordpoint in Part 3. |
| “ | That's enough of that! So now, I'm going to put you scallywags in your place- | „ |
| ~ Captain Shoehorn revealing his true plans to Michael Rosen and Mr. Drive Properly while holding Drive Properly at swordpoint until his ship crashes in Part 9. |
| “ | HA! You can't escape us all! | „ |
| ~ Captain Shoehorn when starting the Pirate Apocalypse. |
Captain Shoehorn, also known as the Pirate Captain is the main antagonist of the YouTube Poop series, The Rosen Venture.
He is a pirate who wears red, has a black hat, and is confirmed to have no legs, yet can move and is Michael Rosen's archenemy.
He was voiced (through archive recordings and sentence-mixing) by the real-life Michael Rosen.
Villainous Deeds[]
- Due to being a Pirate, it's implied he's committed piracy several times.
- He attempted to murder Michael Rosen several times, first by trying to make him walk the plank, then tons of times by attempting to shoot him, and then starting the Pirate Apocalypse just to spite him.
- While he teamed up with Michael Rosen and Michelle to stop the Cthoogle's invasion of Earth, it was for pragmatic reasons as he still wanted to kill him and only wanted to stop the Cthoogle due to being in his way of doing so.
- In Part 9, he does by far his most evil and heinous act of starting the Pirate Apocalypse and putting people in fates worse than death by turning them into Pirate Zombies named "the Yohohooligans" who infect every person they see.
- And to make matters worse, everyone mostly screams when undergoing the transformation showing they are in pain while getting turned into pirate zombies.