Capytain Underwear (pronounced cappy-tin) is a wrestler for EWE. He is a psychotic, delusional maniac suffering from every single mental illnesses known to man, including schizophrenia.
He is a "superhero" who does nada but inject heroine into his body. He is extremely dangerous.
Appearance[]
Capytain Underwear stands at 5'11" and is obese. His arms and legs are thin as a result of alcoholism and his belly is huge. He wears absolutely nothing but a red cape and white underwear with a bright, glowing neon-yellow pee stain.
He has a bald and misshapen head, the top of his head is pointed like a blade. His uneven eyes have deep bags underneath them, he has a blackeye as a result of getting punched out by that one guy. His nose is pushed so back it looks flat. Lastly his lips are puckered out and resemble a duck's beak. He is considered to be one of EWE's ugliest wrestlers.
In EWE: The Next Generation, Capytain gained weight, now having fat arms and fat legs and a large belly. His left arm has one large vein visible as a result of his drug abuse.
His right eye healed from the punch but he uses markers to make it look purple in order to gain sympathy.
Bio[]
Benjamin Krupp was a respected man. He was a principle of a high school but he was really restrictive. He wouldn't let anyone have fun and he probably hated everyone except maybe the cafeteria lunch lady. There were two students named George and Harold who always pulled pranks on the staff members of the school and Krupp hated these two boys, he would always put them in his office. In 2017, George brought a hypno-ring he got from a cereal box and hypnotized Krupp to become a superhero named Captain Underpants. This actually worked and the grumpy old man turned into an enthusiastic superhero, albeit a very dumb one. The two boys laughed their heads off at this but then Captain Underpants ran away.
Captain Underpants ran away from the school and made it to the city streets, where he would find a man minding his own business. Captain walked up to him and shouted "Tra-la-la!!!" but the man freaked out and punched him in the face. Captain fell back and fell down a flight of steps, hitting his face on the arm rail multiple times and passing out. The incident caused Captain's face to be severely deformed and left him with severe PTSD from the man punching him. When George and Harold found him, Captain was so stupid he could barely say full sentences. After a few weeks, the two boys abandoned Captain, it was no hope, he was permanently Captain Underpants from then on. Eventually he found a radioactive toilet and dunked himself into it, this gave him superpowers.
In 2021, Captain Underpants flew all the way to Edmonton, Alberta and saw the EWE stadium. He entered and was immediately stamped by the CEO's as they wheezed upon sight of this obese bald man wearing tighty-whiteys with a neon-yellow pee stain and a red curtain for a cape. They gave him the name Capytain Underwear as to be unique.
Capytain's intro is just as insane as he is. First, a bajillion lights start flashing while loud, extreme rock music plays. Capytain then walks out lifting up his arm looking tired like he just ran a marathon. After this, he grabs an American flag out of nowhere and pridefully walks to the ring. Once he gets close to it, the flag disappears and Capytain looks traumatized, he climbs onto the ring, sits down and rocks back and fourth like a lunatic. He gets on his hands and knees and looks around, all the while four big explosions go off on the ring. He stands up and gets ready to fight.
Trivia[]
- His name, "Capytain Underwear" was actually a typo by the guy in charge of putting names on the screen for EWE, this typo stuck however as they felt it was unique and easy to remember.
- His catchphrase is "Tro-lo-lo!"
- His intro is regarded as either the best intro or the worst intro.
- He is EWE's most mentally ill wrestler.
- He is a cheater.
- One of his most deadly moves is when he jumps on his opponent and wipes his pee stain all over them.
- When traveling to a different city, he is put in a cage as to not wreak havoc on the plane.
- When he is bored, he flies through planes, splitting them in half and then enter them and buckle himself in and scream. When the plane crashes and most of the passengers die, he'd dust himself off and walk away from the site as if nothing happened.
- Capytain will sometimes stand with his feet pointing towards each other and point at his fingers in order to look cute.
- He tries to get as much sympathy as he can by putting every single mental illness in his social media bio.
- He is children's favourite wrestler.
- His friends who he fought with died when one of them flew through the jet of a plane and another drowned to death in a lake.