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| “ | Power of Friendship is type of Fanservice power. Which used by waifus to achieve victory against enemies that surpasses them in power. If users of Fanservice power fight against each other, victory goes to the one who can generate more fanservice power. I can generate so much Power of Fanservice that your friendship looks like a drop in the sea. | „ |
| ~ Celica explaining the truth about Power of Friendship to Hakumen and Susanoo. |
Celica Ayatsuki Mercury is a minor villain in Hakumen the movie, the final chapter of Dinner Breaker's Bizarre Adventures of Hakumen and his friends.
Story[]
Background[]
Celica was the center of attention in her family due to her Down's syndrome and didn't care about her elder sister's problem of loneliness caused by her.
Hakumen the movie[]
Celica is summoned by Es in middle of the final battle against THOTs in Multi-Ultra-Alternate-Anti-Hyper-Universe, on which, she explains to Hakumen and Susanoo about what truly is the Power of Friendship they were using since they escaped from Nonexistence; after finishing her talk, she uses her jumpscare to teleport Susanoo to another dimension which resulted to be the BlazBlue Netflix reality later on.
She fights Hakumen and unfairly gains advantage on the fight with her power of Necromancy, defeating him at the end just in time to get interrumped by Es to accomplish her part of the deal which is to resurrect dead Memes when Ruby custodiates him.
Finally, Celica realizes her ritual to bring back all the dead memes and opens a portal which was closed by Kirito BlazBlue who faces Es, she immedately calls Celica for help but she leaves after noticing that she can't stand against him.
Much later, Celica watches Hakumen violentely killing the waifu forces who attempted to kill him, finally, she gets destroyed by Hakumen and Alan Cake when this last one uses the lantern on her.
In the epilogue, Alan Cake found the real Celica (which is Gudako) and gives her to the SCP Foundation, which classified her as Keter level of threat.
BlazBlue Catastrophic Asshole: The Movie[]
Due to the real Celica being alive, Celica returns as the true main antagonist of this movie.
Celica first appears ambushing and catching Dipsy to tell him to stop killing her "children" and being mean to her, but immediately, a bomb falls near her and exploding right on her face, allowing Dipsy to escape to a safer location. She then creepily breaks the fourth wall asking the viewer how it's his/her day, to then tell you that "no matter what day it is, she will love you, wants you to be the best in her life", among other things before departing before a skull saying the "Ooga Booga" line from the first episode of Spooky Month appears.
The real celica then appears in front of our heroes and alters the reality in order to start a battle full of nonsense and jumpscares while Terumeme faces Fursona all by himself. The Fake Celica appears in front of Hakjumen after he teleports himself to Celica's rectum, telling him that he should not be there, but when the THOT slayer prepares to slay her, Celica gives him a folder full of his desired relevance, containing his whole adventures through the series and another page fully focusing on Hakumen's primary goal: to get in BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle; upon asking, Celica reveals to him that he's the only character without a Gag Reel, making fun of his character development through the series.
Oh cool! Are we going to get something closer to a vocal version of Crystal Forest?
Celica prepares herself to beat the true gamer by singing her "song of love" along with the viewer to make him go away, showcasing a Friday Night Funkin' rap battle where she begins with her actual theme "Crystal Forest", to then sing a heavy metal song for around a minute before Hakumen interrupts her by kicking her in the cheek.
Nevermind...
She turns around and asks the viewer if we think Hakumen is acting very "sus", then she decides to accelerate his death in a real battle full of jumpscares and random things, including clips from Sr. Pelo's IT'S SPOOKY MONTH and COMEDY videos, but not before revealing to him that she was the Tsubaki Yayoi allucination he saw early in the movie.
With the battle progressing, Celica erases Hakumen from existence and asks herself why Fursona would thought he would like to rap battle her, and that she should've erased him early because of ruining the fun, however, the plan backfires as Hakumen is not really existing in Celica's rectum since he teleported digitally there, then, she goes creepy mode and continues the battle with more random things like her instead of Sans in his boss fight from Undertale, battling in front of Gacha Life versions of BlazBlue characters, and a huge etcetera, fortunately, Hakumen manages to go back in time to revert all the things he went through because of her thanks to his hacker skills.
Celica's villainous breakdown
Back at the beginning of the movie, Hakumen installs his pendrive on his laptop and starts his hacking process, erasing the illusion of Izayoi Celica created, leading her to act weirdly, from having a mental breakdown to Jack-O' posing naked while having a diarrhea of random things and even show a video of a png burger going to her BBTAG artwork's mouth, all while she screams "More pop-culture references!" repeatedly among other words and painful screams, finally destroying the Real Celica.
Celica: I'll kill you all!
When our heroes thought it was all over, the A.N.I.M.A. monster screams and appears in front of Hakumen and friends, her belly respawns a naked Celica who kills all of Hakumen's friends in a Frieza manner except for Susanoo who outsmarted the move and Hakumen, whose Susanoo Unit armor was the only thing she destroyed, when Samuel Hayden appears, he teleports with a flash light that blinds Celica for a few seconds, she then, angrily, pushes Susanoo to a portal to fight somewhere else.
In middle of the battle, Hakumen falls from the sky after Hideo Kojima took away his bible references and sent him back to the sinful world, then, Celica summons a copy of Ragna and Neco-Arc to face the duo, but as Susanoo tries to tear her appart limb by limb, Hakumen manages to outsmart and defeat the illusions effortlessly, just then, as Celica refuese to give the A.N.I.M.A. to Hakumen and Susanoo, the duo "beat the normal" into her, finally restoring her back to normal.
Powers/Skills[]
- Necromancy
- A.N.I.M.A.
- Mimicry
- Illusion
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- This version of Celica is the equivalent to Hades: Izanami in the canon timeline according to Susanoo.
- Celica later appears in a flashback sequence in Friendship is unstoppable!.
- Since Celica is still alive at the end of BlazBlue Catastrophic Asshole: The Movie, albeit in a normal form, we don't know if she will be an antagonist once again if Dinner Breaker decides to continue Hakumen's adventures.