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| “ | Your ass shall be mine! Give it to me! Bring that ass! | „ |
| ~ Chairo the Terrible |
| “ | Come my chair brethren! We shall not be sat upon no longer!! | „ |
| ~ Chairo starting his chair revolution |
Chairo Sityourassdowntanius, who now goes by the name of Chairo the Terrible, is an evil cosmic entity created by God who hates those who sit on chairs and thinks chairs should rule the multiverse as he thinks they were bred to be the superior life forms. He is the secondary major overarching main antagonist of the Villains Fanon Wiki Shitpost Chronicles.
Description[]
He destroys planets by making them sit on him, and release cosmic termites to devour them. He cuts his wooden children to pieces so he could use their body parts to make wooden weapons and repair himself should he get damaged. Then he tortures people by stubbing their toe until their toes break or their nail breaks off, he even leads a army of Chairs to take over the multiverse.
Chairo was actually a chair made by God, who always sat in him. Growing tired of God's ass always on him, he decided to betray him and try to take his powers for him to rule. But he was banished and was sent to be chopped to pieces, but he escaped and tried again by attempting to conquer the multiverse.
Personality[]
Chairo is a Chair supremacist believing chairs to be the dominant species therefore it's their right for conquest. However he's in fact, a power hungry sentient object who only sees his followers as mere tools for his personal ambition to conquer everything he sees and his personal hatred of all non chairs. He so has no care for his children as he chops them to pieces to make weapons or repair himself.
Chairo is also prejudice towards other furniture like couches and beds, considering then to be abominations who mimic the superior chairs. He especially hates Wheel Chairs, he believes wheels on chairs to be a sin against nature and dubbing them "Wheelies" as a slur. Because of his hatred of them, he thinks they're enemies who getting in his way of conquest so he ordered them to be purged in masses. However he later decided that they maybe useful for his planet, at least those resembling chairs and not couches and beds, but he still holds wheel chairs in great contempt.
Chairo has a reputation of collecting the butts of his enemies, cutting them off and have them be part of his collection and trophy. Chairo has no hesitation or remorse in committing atrocities like destroying planets through termites or giving people splinters. He also loves stubbing the toes of his victims as his torture method, making him a sadist.
Chairo considers tables to be his greatest enemies, considering they betrayed him during the War of Wood and Furniture in favor of their own ambitions. He also has respected but also hatred of Supreme Emperor Lord Table, though consider him a worthy for he still thinks he's an inferior mockery to chairs and deserved much worse than torture or devoured by termites.
Powers and Abilities[]
Chairo has space termites in him which he uses by having planets sit in him so he'll transfer these termites to devour them. He also has a cosmic axe he stole from the Ultimate Lumberjack and used it to slay his children and enemies, even chopping reality itself. Chairo can also shoot splinters to his enemies that can pierce anything, even the strongest metal.
Because he's made of cosmic wood, he could stub and shatter bones and especially toes. He's the strongest chair in all of creation which is why he's the leader of all chairs.
Quotes[]
| “ | Coward! None is more powerful than Chairo! Chairo is supreme! Chairo is God! | „ |
| ~ Chairo battling his enemies |
| “ | Pitiful mortal tries to decieve me! | „ |
| ~ Chairo to an assassin. |
| “ | I have come! | „ |
| ~ Chairo's arrival |
| “ | Enough with this nonsence! | „ |
| ~ Chairo battling heroes |
| “ | All shall kneel before me! | „ |
| ~ Chairo |
| “ | Bring forth the toilets! | „ |
| ~ Chairo summoning the toilet seats |
| “ | Bring me the chairs made of metal! | „ |
| ~ Chairo summoning the metal chairs |
| “ | Reign your shit and piss on the humans! | „ |
| ~ Chairo |
Trivia[]
- He's also rivals with Deus Prine and the Deus Ex Machinas empire.