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The co-CEOs of Earth Wrestling Entertainment are two brothers who run the entertainment corporation Earth Wrestling Entertainment, or EWE for short. They are extremely greedy for money, cheap, evil and murderous.
They managed to make a wrestling company that sky rocketed in popularity in a manner of months, they now own one of the universe's most profitable companies on Earth.
Bio[]
EWE is one of the universe's most popular forms of entertainment. The company has become so profitable and rich that it makes as much money as companies like Disney and Amazon.
In 2021, two rich people joined together and created EWE. They got rich by winning the lottery. The EWE wrestling arena was built in the city of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
At first, EWE was scrutinized for being a rip-off of WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment), but after people actually sat down and watched it for themselves, they have become addicted. Since Spring of 2021, EWE has risen to the tops and has surpassed WWE in terms of sales, viewership and reviews.
Trivia[]
- EWE is a blatant rip-off of WWE and it still surpassed it in sales, viewership and reviews.
- EWE is so popular that even aliens watch it from outer space.
- Vince McMahon HATES EWE as it stole everything about WWE. The CEO's of EWE are aware of this and like to taunt Vince by placing his likeness on the floor so their wrestlers can walk all over him. They even put his face on the ugly belt which was given as a reward for the Ugly Championship.
- The entire EWE building, which is roughly the same size as the West Edmonton Mall, only has one janitor.
- When hiring wrestlers, the contract has a fine print that makes it so wrestlers are forced to work for EWE for the rest of their lives, unless the bosses grow tired of them and fire them.
- Sometime in 2021, EWE hired THE Donald Trump as a wrestler in order to attract republicans. They hired him as a wrestler only for the money as they knew republicans would watch because of Trump.
- There are rumor's about staff mistreatment in EWE. The more popular the wrestler, the more pampered they are, the less popular, the more neglected. Some wrestlers, who were locked in barracks somewhere in the stadium, starved to death due to the staff forgetting to feed them since they were of little priority.
- Sometimes, wrestlers can get so violent and brutal that blood would splatter onto audience members. Management suggests bringing an apron just in case these scenarios occur.
- The floor on the stage is sometimes made out of bricks, resulting in severe injuries, sometimes death, to the wrestlers.
- The CEO's, despite being multi-billionaires, are extremely cheap and use cardboard to divide the audience from the wrestlers.