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| “ | Hello motherfucker(s)! | „ |
| ~ Colaf’s most famous quote. |
Colaf is the main antagonist of the Italian YouTuber ilvostrocaroDexter's Gmod Funny Moments webseries. He is a psychotic snowman whose only goal seems to be causing troubles, in one way or the other.
He is voiced and played by the Italian YouTuber Andrea Grassi (better known as Camper).
Personality[]
Colaf is cruel, sadistic and mean. He doesn't care about anyone except for himself. However, he is shown to be capable to feel love, in fact, when one of his great-uncles died, he seemed to be sad.
Overall, Colaf is shown to want to cause chaos in one way or the other, and his morality is inconsistent to say the least, as shown with how easily he switches sides.
Biography[]
"Frozen simulator"[]
Colaf appears for the first time in this episode. He appears when Elsa asks where Olaf is. He claims to be Olaf's cousin. He shows how cruel he can be throwing a baby off from a mountain. He then gets killed by Elsa but then comes back to life, killing Elsa.
"Jesus hates you"[]
In this episode Colaf is the tritagonist and along with Snoop Dogg and Woody tries to survive from the deadly game of Jesus. He however shows his evil side when he kills Woody and Elsa (and also rapes the latter).
"ilvostrocaroDexter on Minecraft?!"[]
In this episode Colaf forces two Steves and Pedobear to play a Saw-like game in Minecraft's world. He dies in the Nether because it was too hot for him but he then comes back to life. At the end of the episode he traps the protagonists into a room full of Creepers.
"The scary story of Harry Potter"[]
In this episode Colaf is the owner (and only worker) of the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. When Zoidberg, SpongeBob and Harry Potter order a pizza he gives them a pizza made of wood and when they complain about the fact that there isn't a show he forces Spongebob to sing pointing a gun at him. He also enjoys when Harry starts punching SpongeBob. When the protagonists say that they won't pay, he causes an earthquake, accidentally trapping himself in an underground maze with others, having to help them to survive from Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy because he forgot where the exit was.
"Spongebob punches Katy Perry"[]
In this episode he brings Anna, Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob, Albus Dumbledor and Harry Potter to an house that belonged to his ancestors. He then tries to let them go alone but he is forced by Albus (who points a gun at him) to follow them. For the rest of the episode he helps the protagonists to survive the members of his family.
"Drug is bad"[]
In this episode he gives to Snoop Dogg some drugs and will then make him (along with Mario, Harry Potter and SpongeBob) play a deadly game in the world of Super Mario. However, he helps the protagonists.
"How to escape from Pedobear"[]
In this episode he is summoned by Harry to be protected from Pedobear. He then tortures the protagonists for a while but at the end he helps them to escape from Pedobear.
"A tale for kids... with John Cena!"[]
In this episode he forces John Cena, his grandfathers and his own cousin Kermit to play a deadly game to earn some money.
Other Appearances[]
Colaf appears in the episode "Mickey Mouse and the pharaohs' curse" of Gmod Funny Moments (MikeShowSha's version) as the main antagonist. In this episode he curses Mickey Mouse, Spongebob and Pedobear and forces them to survive into a pyramid.
Colaf also appears in the episode "Spongebob has the d*ck" of Gmod Funny Moments (S7ORMy's version) as the main antagonist, where he (along with Plankton) stole the Krabby Patty's recipe. He also appears in the episode "Shrek is a jihadist" as the deuteragonist where he helps SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse to fight the jihadists (although he makes SpongeBob and Mickey die in one scene).
Colaf also makes an appearance, for the first time in a game different from Gmod, in "CHRISTMASSY FUCK AROUND (Snow, Sled, Presents, Snowmen)" where he helps Santa Claus and Little Cookie at "giving presents" (even though what they actually do is launching rockets at a house) and takes part in a race with Little Cookie in the attempt to become Santa Claus's new helper but eventually loses.
Quotes[]
| “ | Did you think you got rid of me? You were so wrong! | „ |
| ~ One of Colaf's most famous quotes. |
| “ | But that's my uncle Slendy. | „ |
| ~ Colaf after seeing Slender Man in "Spongebob punches Katy Perry". |
Trivia[]
- Despite being the series's main antagonist, he has often allied himself with the protagonists (usually switching sides mid-episode).