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| “ | EHHHHHheheheheheheh...I've successfully destroyed OmegaMall, now I am a full step closer to giving AIDs to everybody in the whole entire world!! | „ |
| ~ Crafty, after having launched a nuclear bomb against the world's most beloved mini-mall. |
| “ | To do this spell, you will need: a car. | „ |
| ~ Crafty teaching her students a spell for breaking bones. |
Crafty the Witch is a minor antagonist in the Villains Fanon Wiki Chronicles, having first appeared in a vision to Prince Pastaramen before materializing in the real world and immediately going around stealing everybody's pants. While they were still wearing them. And from there, she would commit further heinous actions, eventually getting a job at VFW High School as a chemistry teacher and using that position to teach spells of dark and forbidden magic.
Personality[]
She's very mean and impolite, not to mention rude, disrespectful, and a murderer of literal thousands. She has no care for anybody besides herself and obsessively finds ways to make this clear to everyone around her, for no reason other than shits and evulz. She loves to complain about anything and everything she can find an excuse to do so about, having attempted to use the law to her advantage in getting the world's most beloved mini-mall shut down before taking matters into her own gnarled, clawed hands and hijacking the United States government to launch a thermonuclear bomb directly into it.
She is a horrible and unacceptable person, to the point that she isn't even human anymore. She's a goddamn witch, that counts as a "monster," does it not? Either way, she is the bitchiest witch to ever have disgraced the planet by setting her disgusting feet onto it as she was born, and her existence is the worst abomination known to mankind. She loves to rub this fact in anywhere she can, even if it means planting her disgusting feet into someone else's face. (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that she also has some disturbing fetishes and loves to force them onto people.) Not to be interacted with at any cost whatsoever.
Trivia[]
- This character is a fusion of two witches. One is the witch that Postuhenin once dreamed about that destroyed a beloved mini-mall, stole people's pants while they wore them, and attempted to destroy the VFW. The other is the witch that appears in those "Witchcraft Tips" memes where she tells people how to do the most horrible shit imaginable while disguising it as the instructions for a magical spell.