| “ | Hahahahahahahaha. It is I, the one and only... | „ |
| ~ Crystally's first lines onscreen. |
| “ | Looks like you got passed my... not-so-well-trained army. No matter, I'll just have to handle you all by myself! Get ready to face your biggest challenge yet cretins! | „ |
| ~ Crystally after finding the contestants in the artifact room of his fortress. |
Crystally is a major antagonist of Object Towel Again (abbreviated to OTA), being the main antagonist of the thirteenth episode "A Blast from the Past".
He is the leader of the ancient Crystal Kingdom. Trying to prevent it from dying out, Crystally makes a deal with Anxiety to murder the contestants of the titular game show. Before this, he had kidnapped Banana and Crackery and trapped them inside of an orb. He would later make his presence known at the showgrounds and kidnaps the duo again with the addition of Iron Door, the season's co-host. The contestants of the show would arrive at his domain to fight him and his army to take their friends back.
He is voiced by lukedemaine.
Appearance[]
Crystally is a tall sky-blue-colored crystal. His body is shiny and reflective while his limbs are a solid cyan. He is bipedal and stands on two legs and his hands have three fingers.
Crystally also has a pair of eyes in the center of his body. His pupils are usually black, but they occasionally become red when he gives a glare. Despite having no mouth, he can talk perfectly fine.
Personality[]
Crystally is portrayed as a menacing force. He speaks in a calm yet intimidating tone and does not play around. He will use his powers to harm others if they are in his way. He takes his role as a leader seriously, doing anything it takes to keep the kingdom from dying. He also takes sadism in his evil deeds, often laughing.
Powers and Abilities[]
- Authority: Being a ruler, Crystally has command over an entire army, which includes Quartz Guards, Emerald Warriors, and Ruby Workers.
- Durability: Crystally can take large amounts of damage and seemingly can't shatter unlike many of the other members of his army.
- Energy beams: Crystally can launch white beams of energy from his hands onto his foes. These beams are shown to be very painful and have a variety of different effects when used.
- Crystallization: Crystally can freeze anyone he opposes by trapping them inside of crystals.
- Reality-Warping/Existence Erasure: When firing laser beams, Crystally can alter one's looks, as he did with Grey Guy by turning his body to resemble how he looked in the original Object Towel, and also on Car Door which ends up with him reverting back to this original form. Crystally can even use these beams to remove a living being from existence. These effects don't seem permanent, as the erased victims are revived after he is defeated.
- Orb Usage: Crystally is the keeper of various orbs. These orbs have different effects when used, such as bending reality through shockwaves or trapping individual people inside of them.
- Shockwaves: Crystally is capable of knocking others back using shockwave attacks. He does this to some contestants after they try to attack him. He is also capable of using this attack even while in bondage or immobilized as he was trapped in Spider Daddy's silk.
- Telekinesis: Crystally can carry objects using telekinetic powers.
History[]
Crystally's evil glare.
Long ago, before the events of OTA, Crystally became the ruler of the Crystal Kingdom. He eventually kidnapped Banana and Crackery and trapped them inside one of his orbs.
Crystally is contacted by Anxiety to aid him in his plan, which Crystally accepts so he can keep his kingdom alive. He was supposed to give him an orb that would suck in anyone nearby, however, he accidentally hands him the orb that contained Banana and Crackery. Anxiety would later appear in the city disguised, and the orb would be handed to Jelly Bread.
Later back at the island where OTA is being hosted, Jelly Bread and Glass Case Holder chat about the orb. Glass Case Holder suggests that Jelly Bread should hit it, which would prompt her to smack it with her hand. This would send a shockwave which would cause many of the contestants to change between their past versions of themselves and would release Banana and Crackery from the orb's containment.
Later in the episode, Iron Door detects a foreign presence on the island, which would turn out to be Crystally. He arrives on two Ruby Workers after he has sensed that the orb on the island has been activated and sees that its hostages have escaped. He takes the orb back and then plans to take Banana and Crackery with him. Grey Guy would get cocky towards Crystally and mocks him, only to be hit with an energy beam and temporarily become his past self. Iron Door tries to get him to leave the island, however, he, Banana, and Crackery are crystalized and are kidnapped by the giant crystal.
Upset that Iron Door was kidnapped, Sky tries to get the contestants to go and rescue him, eventually making it a challenge due to their reluctance. The three people who save the hostages will be safe while everyone else would be at risk of being eliminated. The contestants and many of the failed debuters form groups and head out to the Crystal Kingdom.
Meanwhile, in the Kingdom, Crystally attempts to fully crystallize Iron Door, Crackery, and Banana. He states that his motive for capturing the three objects is that his land is dying and that he needs the money to keep it alive. The Quartz Guards then inform the big crystal that the contestants are making their way to their kingdom to free them, prompting Crystally to command them to guard the fortress to prevent them from getting inside.
The contestants eventually make it to land, breaking into the castle and taking out Crystally's army. They approach the artifact room where Crystally is keeping those he kidnapped, which they find on top of a giant table. Crystally soon finds the contestants and proceeds to fight them after his army has failed to defeat them. Many of the contestants try to fight him through battle, while some try to free the trapped prisoners while he is distracted. He freezes Golden Horseshoe after he insults him, deflects the bone attacks from Sans, pinning him on a wall, attempts to zap Grey Guy after he is shot with a Nerf Dart, froze Plastic Bag after she and Jelly Bread try to rescue Crackery.
While Crystally is distracted, Booky shoots at him with Spider Daddy's silk, wrapping his limbs and body and slowing him down. Now Immobilized, the contestants see this as their opportunity to attack, but Crystally quickly breaks free using a shockwave attack. Car Door and Big Orange Fat Chicken Image try to ambush him, however, Crystally notices the two and zaps them with an energy beam so powerful it can erase their existence. Car Door vanishes from the beam while Chicken Image resists it. Sidewalk then gets the idea of reflecting one of his beams using a nearby mirror. Crystally tries to crystallize Chicken Image but is thwarted after Sidewalk gets in front of him with the mirror and deflects the beam back onto Crystally.
Crystally is shocked, now on the verge of being frozen by his attack. Before he is fully crystallized, he tells the other contestants that they will soon be canceled (foreshadowing what will happen to the contestants and the world they inhabit in the future). Crystally then completely freezes and dies. Moments later, Car Door is revived and the contestants free the hostages. The freed hostages now pick who is safe from the next elimination, in which they choose BFDI Shirt, Jelly Bread, and Car Door while the others are up for elimination. The contestants and freed hostages then make their way back home offscreen.
In the stinger of the episode, Host Leo informs Anxiety that Crystally has been defeated by the contestants. He however brushes it off as he didn't see Crystally "as much of an asset" before telling Host Leo to get his suit back on. He then decides to go back to his original plan of canceling OTA.
Victims[]
- Banana - Hostage
- Crackery - Hostage
- Iron Door - Hostage
- Car Door - Victim (Revived)
- Big Fat Orange Chicken Image - Attempted victim
Quotes[]
| “ | Hahahahahahahaha. It is I, the one and only... | „ |
| ~ Crystally's first lines onscreen. |
| “ | Haha, Oh I'm not intimidating enough? I'll show you intimidating! | „ |
| ~ Crystally before zapping Grey Guy with an energy beam. |
| “ | Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna be taking my stuff back. Farewell. Hahahahahahahahahaha! | „ |
| ~ Crystally kidnapping Crackery, Banana, and Iron Door. |
| “ | Looks like you got passed my... not-so-well-trained army. No matter, I'll just have to handle you all by myself! Get ready to face your biggest challenge yet cretins! | „ |
| ~ Crystally after finding the contestants in the artifact room of his fortress. |
| “ | Imbeciles like them get to fall through the sands of time, watching someone like you trying to grasp onto reality is pretty amusing I must say. That looked like fun, didn't it? Wouldn't you like to go through the same experience? | „ |
| ~ Crystally attempting to wipe Big Fat Orange Chicken Image from existence. |
| “ | Won? WON? Let me tell you something fools, you all just got lucky, but there will be a time in the future where everything will change. An event so unspeakably vile, it will end everything and everyone! You will be "canceled" as he calls it! (Evil Laughter). | „ |
| ~ Crystally's final words after his defeat, which also foreshadows Anxiety's cancellation of OTA. |
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