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Darth Shady is an evil bloodthirsty warlord and a master of both the dark force and the swartz. He is extremely powerful and as such extremely dangerous. His most powerful power is his force-enhanced voice, which can open black holes. He is also absolutely insane and slightly dumb. He is also extremely egotistical. He doesn't really do what he does for a reason, more so, because he just feels like it.
Biography[]
Early Life[]
Em Slim Mathers Shady Inem III, or Slim as he usually went by, was a simple boy born on planet Dre, the planet of the rappers. His father, Snoop Dog, was a very powerful force user, and was the creator of hole-opening. Which can only be done by the fastest of talkers. Slim was taught how to be a strong force user at a young age by his father. However, one day he was wandering inside planet hall, when suddenly, he stumbled across a big red button. Slim pressed it, not knowing that he just pressed the planet's self-destruct button. He managed to escape to the pods right before his planet, and everyone on it, exploded.
Life On Ogerin[]
He soon crashed on a planet called Ogerin, the planet of the Ogres. He was adopted by a family of Ogres, whom where all very powerful Jedi masters. There son was named Shrek, and he became Slim's brother. Slim and his brother grew a close bond. But sooner than later, his brother left Ogerin to marry a princess on Alderan. Slim grew angry at his brother for abandoning him. This anger soon spiraled into hatred. His hatred grew out of control. He was learning how to use the dark force, which his father, Snoop, warned him not to use. The dark force soon to control over his mind.
Building An Empire[]
Slim began to build a very powerful gang on Ogerin. This gang grew larger when he began going from planet to planet. He became known as a very powerful crime lord. Then, what started out as a gang, became an army and before long, an empire. He built a name for himself as one of the most powerful and deadliest rulers in the galaxy. Soon he began conquering entire planets, and colonies. He had built his empire. He became a Sith Lord.
Fighting His Brother[]
One of the first empires he wanted to conquer was his brother's sith empire, he has also been building. He had made plans to attack, and the time was now. Him and his armies made a full-on attack on the base. Wiping out Shrek's armies in a matter of hours. However, his brother made an escape during the war. Meaning the battle was not over yet. The war lasted for many years until Darth Shady, as he now called himself, had given up and seized surrender.
Making A Plan And Finding Squidward[]
Darth Shady began to form a plan on how to get back at his brother. His first thought was to train an apprentice. He found a man named Squidward, and trained him in the way of the Sith, but never shared the knowledge of The Swartz. This was to ensure that Squidward never became to powerful. He soon renamed Squidward: Darth Tentacles, and began using him for missions.
The Battle With Loan Yoda And Death[]
While Darth Tentacles was sneaking around Shrek's base, looking for the secrets to his new plan, Darth Shady decided to settle a long-time rivalry once and for all. He has been in a secret war with Loan Yoda, ever since he failed to take over his empire. But no was his second chance. He went to battle with Yoda, man to man. He fought savagley, but still wound up failing. He had officially failed. He returned to his ship, in pain and humiliation. Even Darth Tentacles has failed his mission. Later on, after repairing Darth Tentacles' body, his own apprentice kills him in cold blood.