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"We live in a society"
~Darth Squidward
Darth Tentacles is a evil force user, who was trained by Darth Shady to take over the galaxy. He is a master of the dark arts and is an excellent artist. He hates the people who betrayed him and hopes to make them suffer the same way he once did. He was once a good person, but society twisted his mind and turned him into a monster.
Biography[]
Early Years[]
Squidward Tentacles was once a simple cashier at a resturant known as The Krusty Krab. However, he was frequently abused by his corrupt and evil boss, Mr. Krabs. He was also married to a woman named Sandy Cheeks, whom he loved dearly. They where planning to have a child together. However, his once good friend SpongeBob, whom was also in love with Sandy, abandoned him at the wedding for marring the woman he loved. Squidward was also a heavy drinker. This was mainly due to his terrible depression. One day he discovered a terrible truth, about the very resturant he worked at. Mr. Krabs was actually a crime lord, and a rather big name at that. When Squidward found out about this, he was forced to either join in, or suffer a terrible fate. He decided to join the gang.
Ganglife[]
Squidward would become a very prominent member of the gang. He was known as "Gunner" and was well known for his excellent snipping skills. He would even get extra pay to keep him in the gang and his mouth shut. Squidward would soon become on the heads of the Krabs gang. However, his inner rage that he had already been building up would get even worse when his wife, Sandy, left him for SpongeBob, after discovering him to be a member of the gang. His drinking problems and depression would also get worse. One day he decided to give up his life as a member of the gang and would make an attempt to alert the authorities about the gang. However, before he could even make it to the police station, he was kidnapped, mortally wounded, and brought to an unknown location for interrogation. There he would be brutally tortured and would even have his tongue cut out and his mouth stitched shut.
Becoming Darth Shady's Apprentice[]
Squidward would be locked in the cellar of the Krusty Krab with a bomb strapped to his chest, that would go off at any minute. Then suddenly, a large space craft would blast a whole through the Krusty Krab and would beam Squidward up. Inside the space craft, he met Darth Shady, one of the most powerful and feared Sith Lords. Shady would reveal himself as Squidward's distant cousin, and decided to recruit him as his apprentice. Squidward would be trained in the arts of the dark force and would become very powerful. His mind would be corrupted to the point of no return, however. He still kept his love of painting, and would even paint some of Darth Shady's album covers. He would soon be gifted his first lightsaber, and cloak. He was slowly beginning to loose himself and become more and more evil.
First Battle[]
Darth Shady would soon wage war between his empire and the Shrek empire, with Squidward at his side. Squidward would be sent out into Shrek's base, disguised as Chuck Norris, in order to discover what they where planning. Squidward would find the plans to the new Ogre-Urine-Powered Mech that Shrek and his scientists where building, only to soon be caught. He managed to flee to the fighter jet port, only to find out that all of Shrek's jets has departed. He has no other choice that to engage battle with Shrek. The two fought for what felt like hourse, but was actually only a couple of minutes. Squidward managed to stab Shrek in the groin, causing him to fall to his knees, writhing in pain. Squidward was right about to make the killing blow, when suddenly, Shrek used the force to yeet Squidward off the building and into the radioactive ogre-urine. Darth Shady would manage to retrieve Squidward a couple of hours later. But the damage has been done. Squidward had terrible burns done to him, that even the best plastic surgeon couldn't fix. He also had to have one of his hands completely reconstructed, due to damage. The transformation was complete. Squidward has become Darth Tentacles
Overthrowing His Superior[]
One day, Darth Tentacles was meditating, which he frequently did, when Darth Shady announced that he was discarding him, in favor of a new apprentice. Darth Tentacles was outraged that he would discard him like he was nothing. So he used his force lightening to electrocute Darth Shady. Before decapitating him. Darth Tentacles would take Darth Shady's place as ruler of the empire.
The Great Battle Of Crossovers[]
Darth Tentacles would lead his empire in The Great Battle Of Crossovers, against Shrek's expanding empire and a new empire. The Meme Man Jedi empire. Squidward battled against the other empires with his great army. But soon the battle was reversed, when SpongeBob would join Meme Man's empire. SpongeBob was an extraordinary Jedi and a great leader. Darth Tentacles would engage battle with SpongeBob.
Death[]
After battling SpongeBob for quiet some time, Darth Tentacles would meat a grisly end. In an attempt to slice off one of SpongeBob's legs, Darth Tentacles would trip on his own robe. Causing him to fall, face first, onto his open lightsaber. Killing him instantly. However, SpongeBob would feel guilt for killing Darth Tentacles, even though it was an accident. This led him to going to hell, to save his fallen friend, and bring him up to heaven. However, mistaking SpongBob's actions as an assassination attempt, Darth Tentacles force choked the yellow sponge to death. SpongeBob would be sent up to heaven, while Darth Tentacles would be sent straight to double hell.
Continued Legacy[]
Sandy Cheeks has a baby not long after getting married to SpongeBob. However, the baby was not his. Rather it was Squidward's. The baby, Bobby SquarePants Jr, would grow up to be frustrated with the ways of the Jedi. He would gravitate towards the ways of the the Sith, much like his true father. He would adopt the mantle of Boba Fett, after the original Boba Fett was killed during The Great Battle Of Crossovers by Loan Yoda. He would become a fearsome bounty hunter. However he would be killed by Meme Man, in an act of self-defense during an assassination.