| “ | Look, I may be the Master or Tormentor of Souls and ruler of Sorrows, but I don't feel pity or anger or any feeling like that, really. Honestly, I feel just disappointment. Though I suppose, I should have learned to live with it by now, thanks to yahweh and jesus's failures. One is a false god and the other is his bumbling sidekick son. Nevertheless, ruling and presiding over this... wretched emotion of dolorous serves me well. | „ |
| ~ Dis when asked on who he is and what he feels |
Dis, sometimes referred to as King or Lord Dis, is one of the most powerful demons in Hell aka the Netherworld and ruler of the Ninth Circle of Hell, Treachery while he also presides over the sorrows. He likes to torment famous traitors, like Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold and Micah Bell all day long.
However, he also pities some other traitors if he sees their betrayals just and if they can serve him well.
He is sometimes mistaken with Lord Satan himself.
Biography[]
Dis is among most powerful demons in Hell, where your dad is burning, and he is known for his disturbing, degrading, eldritch but sexy looks. Dis likes to be called the Father of Lies as well and was once an angel in Heavens before he got cast down for breaking god's arm in an arm-wrestling match. In Hell, Dis became the ruler of Treachery (first title), sorrows, misery and maybe even fear. He is so powerful that one dumb-ass sinner mistook him with Lord Lucifer or Satan HIMself. Damn.
As Dis beats his scary wings, he actually creates a cold wind that continues to freeze the ice surrounding his ice table and the sinners in the Ninth Circle can then skate if they want to avoid falling. The skates are provided by Dis himself if he feels like it, otherwise they'll just need slide on the ice and keep balance. He commands the demons Arioch, Baalzephon, Biffant, Sitri, Furcas, Merodach and Titivillus amongst others.
Black sheep were sometimes sacrificed to him and the Roman Senate declared that every one hundred years a special three-day-long festival would be held to honor Dis who they believed was a God. When the Romans (that's right, ROMANS!) stopped doing their sacrifices, they all felt punishment beneath the icy hand of Dis.
Personality[]
Dis wishes for the destruction of everything good because he's angry like all Hell for being cast down from the Heavens to the ground, blackened feathers falling down, He will wear his independance like a crown. He also suffers at times from low self-esteem, as he deems himself unworthy and ugly for resisting god's power, but that ain't nothin' to be ashamed about; he just resisted his oppressive rule. With his angelic intelligence, Dis knows just how to torture a sinner the best and he made damn sure his torture methods were brought to existence the second he arrive to the Gehenna.
Dis possesses murderous hatred for those few that manage to atone and escape his scary and powerful wrath, as he says they are resisting their destiny and that their destinies are to be tormented for as long as he wishes, under his cold hoof. Other times, Dis' personality could make quite a swift, and he will become arrogant. He will be consumed with self-love and the desire to be superior to all things. This is good etiquette.
It should also be noted that in his three mouths, sometimes flaming, he chews on the tasty Judas Iscariot, Marcus Brutus and Benedict Arnold, although his vics change weekly or monthly, well it all depends when he feels like changing them. He also likes to change the rules of the game, well he is The Game and he MAKES the rules, so move over or you can die like a fool. Scholars consider Dis to be "a one of a kind", kind of like RVD, only that Dis is a perfect creation of Heavens who was cast down for another dumb reason, as it shouldn't be his fault that skydaddy has fragile arms. He's an old fart anyway. Dis is a master of home laziness, as he has to be for a demon; he is a slobbering, slobber-knockering, wondering and wonderful Master of all types of tortures and he is more than happy to demonstrate his torturing methods, especially on those traitors he deems unworthy or who don't want to serve him. He likes to grab the traitors who came to the 9th Circle with his large, greying hands and puts them in his sulphur-smelling mouth, again sometimes flaming, and eats and chews on them. He also likes to freeze their ground, sometimes so hard the traitors roll down the "ice rink" and fall deep into the flaming depths of Hell, being molten alive by unstoppable lava while Dis laughs himself to tears! Dis also uses his powerful wings to continuously flap the vics all around like they're in a Hurricane Sandy while he laughs and laughs, sometimes even playing When You're Evil by Voltaire while we're at it or Master of Puppets by Trivium, not Metallica. At his worst, Dis can swallow or gargle you down once he's done playing with you and you fall directly into his burning belly, getting boiled alive like lobsters for a soup, no thanks to Julia Child. When he poops you out, you fall directly into the deep pit of lava below, so the process is the exact same.
Trivia[]
- There is a city in Hell named after him called Dis.
- It was rumoured he was even torturing Leopold Strauss in his mouth before the kraut was able to escape.
- Dis also likes to torture himself some Amogus, 'pacifically the red one.
- Father Lampton seems to have some connections to him and his Masters.
- Dis can change his gender as well.
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