| “ | Farсry, I always knew it. I always knew you were a complete wimp. A complete wimp. But you're a persistent wimp. Do you think I'm afraid of you? No, not at all. I can easily go out with you one-on-one. <…> But I prefer not to go one-on-one with you, but to slowly, slowly torture you. To sit and watch you die there. It's more fun and gives me more pleasure. | „ |
| ~ Albert Johnson's infamous speech addressed to the captive Farcry. |
| “ | Why are you lingering? F*cking kill him already! | „ |
| ~ Albert Johnson orders Bruce to shoot Farcry and his most famous quote. |
Dr. Albert Johnson is main antagonist of Minecraft drama-thriller Machinima CreeperMan[4] by ThomasLiveGames, formerly known as ThomasMinecraftCity.
He is a mad scientist and a brilliant bioengineer, who uses living people to create powerful and explosive creatures called Creepers that he wants to use to realize his dark hegemonic dreams. The arch-nemesis of the independent reporter Farcry, whom he forcefully turned into an intermediate link between a human and a Creeper.
Dr. Albert Johnson was portrayed by a gaming YouTuber SemchenkoKirill.
Appearance[]
Albert Johnson is a middle-aged man with white skin and short brown hair. He wears a formal black suit with a red tie and a bowler hat. After a timeskip the doctor's hair becomes shorter and his skin paler. He also changes his red tie to a blue one.
Personality[]
At first glance, Dr. Albert Johnson may give the impression of a very adequate and cultured person, but all this is just a facade hiding his true nature. In fact, Albert is an absolute megalomaniac and psychopath with dreams of dominating the world through fear, destruction and countless deaths of innocent people.
He likes to mock the people he torments, and Johnson's unstable nature shows itself even more vividly after the timeskip. Ten years later, the mad scientist completely threw off the mask of normality, constantly chattering (unlike the confident, slow and measured way of speaking that he had before), resorting to strange and even wild gestures and jokes from the waist down.
Albert Johnson probably belongs to the LGBTQ+ community, if there is at least some truth in his joke that he wants to have sex with Farcry's mom AND dad.
Biography[]
Background[]
Albert Johnson was a brilliant scientist and biochemist, and more than 14 years before the events of the show, he began work on a revolutionary project to create a new creature by mixing the DNA of different animals and adding chemicals to it. He had to use more than two hundred formulas correctly, without making a single mistake, to create this perfect mob, and the doctor succeeded.
Presumably, a few months before the show’s events, Albert Johnson manages to create a Creeper, a new creature unknown to science, aggressive, poisonous and very explosive, and later develops four more of them at a research site known in the media as the "Land of Creepers", located on the north coast of America.
Independent journalist and photographer Farcry, who considers Johnson's experiments too dangerous and wants to find out what the doctor is hiding, sneaks into the Land of Creepers, guarded by two thousand mercenaries. Not surprisingly, in the very first hour he is caught on the border of territories, but not before Farcry has time to read the document stating that human DNA is used in the creation of Creepers.
After a two-month trial (in which Albert Johnson was very likely secretly involved, given the incredibly vindictive sentence for a not so terrible crime), Farcry is given a life sentence in a high-security penal colony. But the reporter swears that he will return to the research site and kill all the Creepers to stop Albert Johnson's sinister plans.
CreeperMan[]
Farcry tells Bruce about his goal of killing all of Albert Johnson's creations.
In prison, Farcry meets former farmer Bruce, who got here because he allegedly killed his cheating wife. After becoming friends with a reporter and learning about his unfinished business, Bruce helps Farcry escape from the colony through a secret underground tunnel that he has been digging for twenty years, and the farmer himself accidentally escapes through a mysterious passage in the prison mines.
On the boat, Farcry sets off for the north coast of America, adjusting his target along the way. He no longer wants to kill only Creepers, but their creator. Spending the night on the beach, Farcry meets a dog, whom he names Robi, and one day the dog disappears, so the fugitive from the law goes to look for him in the jungle, until he receives a heavy blow to the head, which causes him to lose consciousness.
Captive Farcry meets Albert Johnson face to face.
Farcry wakes up in a cage in the underground level of the Land of Creepers and meets Albert Johnson himself, revealing to the doctor all the facts he knows about the use of human DNA in the creation of Creepers. At first, Johnson just wants to turn the reporter over to the police, but after hearing this, he threatens to make him the last sixth Creeper. The mad scientist also reveals that he intends to unite six monsters into one super Creeper and rule the whole world, keeping it in fear of the giant.
Farcry helps Albert Johnson rewrite the equation to create a giant Creeper in exchange for his freedom.
Fearing the terrible fate of turning into a monster, Farcry uses his last trump card, saying that he can correct an error in Johnson's calculations to create a giant Creeper, which he noticed in the files when he was in the laboratory last time. Albert and Farcry make a deal that if the reporter helps him, the doctor will turn someone else into the last Creeper. Farcry corrects the formula, but the treacherous scientist betrays him by throwing him into a cage with five Creepers that bite and infect him.
After discovering that his body has rotted and turned green, Farcry begins shouting at the doctor, who only mocks his deformity, and later shoots the reporter with a soporific arrow. A drooping Farcry is preparing to go through the final stage of turning into a full Creeper, which consists of dipping into the "miracle lava", but at the very last moment he is rescued by Bruce, who has been looking for his friend all this time.
Albert Johnson shoots Farcry in the stage of incomplete mutation with a soporific arrow.
Bruce and Farcry begin to roam the world to escape from Johnson's men and regroup to strike again, and discover that the Creeper's DNA has made the reporter incredibly strong, agile and durable, as well as resistant to cold and fire. At a certain point, their paths diverge: Bruce goes to solve some of his "personal affairs", and Farcry continues to look for Johnson to take revenge on him for what the mad scientist turned him into, even though Bruce tried to convince his friend that his new superpowers can change the world for the better.
Ten years pass, but Albert still does not initiate his plan to fabricate a huge Creeper, even if he creates much more than six specimens. This may be due to the fact that he canceled this plan, or, more likely, the formula that Farcry gave him is incorrect.
Farcry realizes that Bruce has betrayed him.
After ten years of searching, with the help of his new good friend from Paris, Farcry, who has received the nickname "CreeperMan" among Johnson's people, finds out that the evil doctor is hiding in a small town near Rome, and goes there. Farcry climbs a high tower and is about to snipe Johnson, who is standing on the roof of a neighboring building, with an arrow, when suddenly Bruce approaches the doctor, addressing him as "sir". Realizing that his best friend has joined his arch-nemesis, Farcry loses consciousness and falls from the roof.
Bruce and Albert Johnson bury Farcry in a frozen lake after the first shot him dead with an arrow.
The CreeperMan wakes up in a glass cage in the floor of a huge hall. Mocking his escaped experiment, Albert Johnson frees Farcry and gives him a sword, forcing him to fight hordes of monsters, among which there are other Creepers. The reporter defeats everyone, but suddenly Bruce appears from the portal, who claims that he left his friend ten years ago to find a cure for his mutation, but instead stumbled upon Albert Johnson himself. The Doctor told Bruce that the Creeper's DNA is developing in Farcry, turning him into a walking nuclear bomb.
Unable to put the world in such incredible danger, even though it is unknown whether Albert's words were true or just manipulation, Bruce shoots Farcry at the scientist's command, and later they dump the CreeperMan's body into a frozen lake, claiming that their troubles are over.
Quotes[]
| “ | Well, my naive friend Farcry. Did you think you'd get rid of me so easily? No. No. You were betrayed by absolutely everyone. Everyone! Even your naive friend! He betrayed you as well! | „ |
| ~ Albert Johnson mocks Farcry before his last battle with monsters. |
| “ | Albert Johnson: What kind of coffee do you prefer, by the way? Farcry: The kind that can kill you. |
„ |
| ~ The relationship between Farcry and Albert summed up. |
| “ | Albert Johnson: Hey, little doggie! Do you still want to kill me? I'll help you with that today. But not now. Look what I got. I got a sword. Yes, I got a sword. I got an iron, iron sword. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you soon. Yes, here, catch it, hold it. I'm going to have you take a test now. And by the way, do you like sprats? I'm sure you love sprats! Yes, you love sprats as much as I love your mother. By the way, what do you think will happen when I press this damn button? This damn f*cking wooden button. What do you think? I'll give you three possibilities. First: I'll sleep with your mom, second: I'll sleep with your mom, third: I'll sleep with your dad. Choose one. Farcry: I'm going to kill you when I pass these tests, damn Albert Johnson. |
„ |
| ~ Albert Johnson's insane chatter and their last exchange with Farcry before the doctor unleashes hordes of monsters on him. |
Trivia[]
- Many characters in the show, especially Farcry, mispronounce Albert Johnson's name, saying "Arbelt" instead of "Albert".
- Albert Johnson's victory over Farcry cements the trend in other ThomasLiveGames projects that have bad endings, including Herobrine's victory over Dr. Adam Thomas in Revenge of Herobrine.
- When Farcry takes aim at Albert Johnson after a timeskip, he says he's been hunting the doctor for fifteen years, even though it's only been ten years since he turned the reporter into a mutated freak. This and Farcry's strangely specific words addressed to the prosecutor in prison that "he would have done exactly the same if his wife had died as a result of this experiment" gave rise to the theory that Albert Johnson and his experiments were somehow involved in the death of Farcry's wife five years before the start of the show.
- ↑ The original episodes of the show were deleted along with the channel on which they were released, but are available in reuploads.
- ↑ Implied that he turned a lot of people into monsters, which he then released onto Farcry, who killed them in self-defense.
- ↑ If his words about the experiment turning Farcry into a walking nuclear bomb are true. He would also have tried to do it directly if he had created a giant creeper, but abandoned this plan.
- ↑ The original episodes of the show were deleted along with the channel on which they were released, but are available in reuploads.