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| “ | I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) "tHIS bIG" (regular voice) and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! | „ |
| ~ Dr. Eggman's infamous rant. |
Dr. Ivo Robotnik (first name unknown), also known as Dr. Eggman or simply Eggman, is the main antagonist of Sonic Adventure 2 and the secondary antagonist of Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) by YouTuber SnapCube as part of their Real-Time Fandub Games series. He is an evil, but incompetent and angry scientist and Sonic the Hedgehog's arch-nemesis
Biography
Sonic Adventure 2
Eggman is first seen at the beginning of the video attempting to escape from a military base, but as time goes on he becomes more paranoid and insane, as the robots become sentient and learn his name. After three years, Eggman finally manages to escape and tries to log on to his Twitter but to no avail, until he uses a Chaos Emerald, which unleashes Shadow the Hedgehog. Eggman is amazed by Shadow's sudden appearance and asks him to join his team, but Shadow initially refuses and goes to fuck Eggman's wife, leaving Eggman enraged and dumbfounded. Eggman later appears to Knuckles and Rouge, attempting to steal the Master Emerald before it's shattered.
After escaping the military base, Eggman goes to his hidden base and logs in to his Twitter account to see what his wife Martha has been up to, but finds live footage of Shadow dick, as well as the hedgehog saying he's fucked Eggman's wife already and doesn't plan to stop. Eggman later finds himself screaming in pure anger as he finds himself in the military base once again, proclaiming "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!" before going on a robot-destroying rampage.
Eggman returns to his base and finds Shadow logged on to his Twitter account. Eggman is infuriated that Shadow has fucked his wife and threatens to kill him before Shadow uses a Chaos Emerald to lock Eggman's account. Eggman begins to laugh as he reveals that he has 70 alternative accounts, but Shadow and Rouge quickly exposes them as Rouge reveals she also helped to fuck his wife and found a Chaos Emerald in her vagina.
Later on Eggman forms a team with Rouge and Shadow, demanding them both to find Sonic before he blows up the island. Later again, Eggman is seen with his team when Amy interrupts them before running off. Eggman quickly corners her as she owes him $100, but Tails arrives just in time. During their fight, Eggman is critically injured and threatens to call the police, to which Tails reveals that he is a member of. After the fight, Eggman explains that he misses his wife to Tails before threatening to come back.
Eggman later radios Shadow after his fight with Sonic to flee the island before he blows it up, to which he goes through with.
After returning to the Space Colony ARK, Eggman interrupts Rouge and Shadow's conversation before Shadow leaves, explaining that he peed on Eggman's wife, leaving the doctor shocked. Later that night, Eggman hacks into every news source on earth and exposes Shadow for what he did, as well as vowing revenge on him by blowing up the moon with his 'super laser piss' and cursing out Obama, claiming that he "pissed on the moon" before setting a countdown of 23 hours for the piss droplets to hit the earth.
The next day, Eggman comes to an intervention arranged by Shadow and Rouge drunk, denying responsibility for his previous actions. Rouge shows Eggman a newspaper and Eggman is infuriated that Tails has the weed while he doesn't, he then walks off in a drunken rage. Later on, Eggman hacks into the president's TV while calling himself "the glitch" and threatening to release his new album "Cracking Eggs". Later on, Eggman contacts Shadow when he's talking to Sonic and berates him for talking on the same phone line as Sonic.
Later on, Eggman yells at Sonic due to the hedgehog fucking his wife as well as his crops. After he takes off into space, Eggman starts shouting due to the revelation that his nudes have been leaked on Twitter before addressing Shadow sternly and leaving in his mech. Eggman later points a gun to Amy's face before once again becoming enraged once Amy reveals that she knows Eggman due to his dick reveal on Twitter. Eggman shouts at Shadow again over the phone as he overheard his conversation with Rouge talking about his dick, to which Shadow simply tells Eggman to piss off.
After capturing Amy, Sonic infiltrates Eggman's lair on the ARK and attempts to fool him with a piss rock, but Eggman ensnares Sonic in a capsule due to knowing that he'll fart, and sends him into space to kill him. After Sonic is supposedly killed, Eggman threatens to kill Tails, who is welcoming of Eggman's threats due to Sonic being presumed dead, but he fails in the fight against him, although he claims to know who Tails' mother is.
Eggman escapes with a piss rock and discovers on his computer that his father has contacted him, threatening to kill everyone on the planet for exposing Eggman's nudes. Eggman barges into the room Sonic and his friends are in, absolutely furious at everyone for fucking his wife, whom he had divorced 3 hours prior. Eggman continues to ramble as a text document appears on a nearby computer screen, displaying Eggman's frustrations with his wife, whom he claims to have made a machine for to pleasure her, but she went to fuck Sonic and his friends and was now targeting the world. Tails tells Eggman to calm down which finally breaks the doctor as he goes into a mad rage over wanting to simply live his life.
After his rant, Eggman reveals the Bioliazard to everyone as Shadow's brother, claiming that "Shadow could've been a true beast". However, the Biolizard is defeated and Eggman gets drunk, asking Tails to hand him another beer as the fox comments on Eggman needing therapy. Eggman is last heard screaming Sonic's name as the hedgehog leaves.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
In Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Eggman appears to have regained a lot of his sanity after his breakdown in the ARK, instead focusing on building a new 'battle royale' game using Princess Elise. He first appears trying to lure Elise onto his ship before Sonic whisks her away to safety. Eggman manages to kidnap her and holds her hostage. Eggman then approaches Shadow and Rouge on his battle bus and ambushes them with his robots, but retreats once Mephiles is released from the amiibo. Later on, Eggman approaches Sonic and Tails rescuing Elise whilst denying Eggman's request to play PUBG, proclaiming "Tetris for life!".
Eggman kidnaps Elise again and lures Sonic, Tails and Knuckles to his lair, requesting to have a Chaos Emerald or else he'll turn Elise into a Minecraft character. However, he sends all three of them into Fortnite and explains his plans to Elise to create a new game with her as his beta tester. After Elise escapes him, he kidnaps her again.
Shadow is later seen breaking into Eggman's ship and confronting Eggman, who reveals that he created Shadow to star in his battle royale game. Eggman is later seen persuading Elise not to jump off his ship or he'll push her off, but she jumps off and Sonic saves her, but Eggman captures her again. After Elise retorts back to him, Eggman calls her out as useless without him. Eggman goes to log on to his Fortnite account, but it's revealed that it's in the process of being hacked, making him screech in anger. However, his Fortnite game is deleted and he crashes his ship.
When Sonic is killed by Mephiles, he is transported to another realm alongside everyone else after Mephiles became Solaris, asking God to take him like how he took Sonic. After Solaris' death, Eggman and everyone else is freed from the realm and return back to normal.
Personality
| “ | Eggman: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING DICK AGAIN!? OH MY GOD, WHEN I SEE YOU, IT'S ON SIGHT! IT IS ON- Shadow: Yeah, piss off. |
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| ~ Eggman threatening Shadow after he talks about his dick to Rouge. |
| “ | WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?!?!? | „ |
| ~ Eggman raging after seeing his leaked nudes on Twitter. |
For all intents and purposes, Eggman is unstable, deranged, unhinged, constantly angry and resentful to just about anyone who gets on his bad side. Eggman is loud, boisterous, and obnoxious to even those working under him, to the point where they rebel against him when he's not around and mock him. Eggman's primary goal is to achieve the Chaos Emeralds and kill Sonic and his friends, and is not above threatening the lives of others for any small reason, demonstrated when he threatened to kill Shadow and somehow kill him again.
Eggman's sanity slippage is immediately obvious in the beginning of the Dark Story segment of the dub, being contained within a G.U.N facility for three years with robots that eventually become sentient and learn his name. He becomes even more enraged when he enters the building again, instantly targeting the robots who had previously tormented him. Eggman is also incredibly vengeful, mainly due to most of the main cast of characters having sex with his wife behind his back, and in the case of Shadow, posting it online for everyone to know about. Even when the slightest things happen in his life, such as Sonic "fucking his crops" and Sonic being on the same phone line as the villains, he seeks to kill him due to these minor inconveniences.
Eggman is also clearly addicted to Twitter, having seventy alternate accounts all named "EggFucker". After every character has fucked his wife, at the end of the dub, Eggman goes on a drunken rant, calling his wife a "thot" who was never satisfied with being pleasured, and just wanting to "live his life" before having a breakdown. Eggman is eventually too drunk to continue his plot after the end of the Sonic Adventure 2 dub, asking Tails for a drink.
In Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Eggman is noticeably more intelligent as well as less drunk and raging. He carefully executes his plans and doesn't yell at anyone in anger, instead he acts near-polite in the presence of just about everyone he meets. He also shows delight in finding out that Sonic is dead, but is later impressed with the latter's skills when it came to killing Solaris.
Quotes
Sonic Adventure 2
| “ | Whuh- how did you know my MIDDLE NAME?! | „ |
| ~ Eggman in response to a robot recognizing him. |
| “ | Why you got hot sauce on yo' head? What's wrong? | „ |
| ~ Eggman upon seeing Shadow for the first time. |
| “ | Martha, what have you been tweeting about..... WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THAT'S SHADOW'S DICK!?!? | „ |
| ~ Eggman seeing Shadow's dick on Twitter. |
| “ | Eggman: OH MY GOD! That's it; I'm calling the police! 911- Tails: I AM THE POLICE! |
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| ~ Eggman loses his first fight to Tails. |
| “ | Eggman: Hehehahahahahaha... You fool! I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT MY MAIN! Rouge: Hey bitches, what's up? Eggman, I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks man. |
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| ~ Eggman confronting Shadow and Rouge over fucking his wife. |
| “ | Eggman: Alright, since Team FurAffinity fucked my wife, I'm gonna have to have both of you be a part of my team. WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN?! Rouge: Alright, as long as I get my weed back, I don't really care. |
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| ~ Eggman forming his team with Shadow and Rouge. |
| “ | It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die. | „ |
| ~ Eggman before he detonates the island Sonic and Shadow are escaping from. |
| “ | All around me are familiar Eggmans, worn-out Eggmans, worn-out Eggmaaans... Bright and- I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOD I'M SO SICK!!! | „ |
| ~ Eggman upon realizing that he's back in the military base again. |
| “ | Eggman: What are you two FUCKING talking about?! Rouge: Fucking your wife again. And peeing in a Hot Topic, because, you know, what else do you do on a Saturday night? |
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| ~ Shadow reveals to Eggman that he pissed on his wife. |
| “ | Hehehe, hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you, I'm keeping your stocks. That's right you ugly little girl, I HATE YOU and your STUPID NOSE, I'm taking EVERYTHING from you, GIVE me your phone. I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the News is MINE and EVERYONE ELSE CAN LEAVE, you see that planet!? I'M TAKING IT TOO! IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WALNUT! BLAM! AND IT BUSTED A NUT! THEN AND THERE! (evil laughter) Now DIE. (...) Fuck you moon, you never had the cheese I wanted! (...) I hope you're ready to die, It's gonna be like Evangelion, get the fuck out. | „ |
| ~ Eggman destroyed the moon (Hero Story) |
| “ | Obama is a... strong figure to the... America- I would never say such a thing! No way! | „ |
| ~ Eggman denying responsibility for pissing on the moon. |
| “ | Why is SONIC on the same line as the VILLAIN LINE!? | „ |
| ~ Eggman berating Shadow for talking to Sonic. |
| “ | Now, I will control the universe! AND EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH (quietly) Splatoon 2 let's plays (normal voice) BY EGGMAN!! | „ |
| ~ Eggman's ultimate goal. |
| “ | Eggman: She fuckin- he fuckin- she- they fucked my wife! The animals fucked my wife! Then everybody fucking left because the ship was gonna be destroyed. She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her! But it didn't happen! Because then she decided to become a furry fucker and fucked the whole Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow Team, which didn't even fuckin matter because then it went into a new ark AND THEN SHE FUCKED THE WORLD. THE WORLD WAS HER NEXT TARGET, BECAUSE HER JUSSY WAS NOT PLEASED ENOUGH. SO SHE HAD TO HO HERSELF OUT AND BE THE BIGGEST THHRRRRROT THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN. THE WORLD. IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED. RIGHT NOW. I'M LOGGING OFF. Rouge: You shouldn't talk to your wife that way! |
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| ~ Eggman's villainous breakdown. |
| “ | You shall revel in nothing but destruction. Shadow could've been a true beast — and NOW YOU SHALL DIE! | „ |
| ~ Eggman reveals the Biolizard to the heroes. |
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
| “ | Shadow, you are my greatest creation of all time for the battle royale. | „ |
| ~ Eggman reveals that he created Shadow, and by extension - is his father. |
| “ | Eggman: How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times! Elise: I feel like it's gonna be at least 18. |
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| ~ Eggman reveals his plans to Elise. |
| “ | Eggman: If someone hacked into my Fortnite account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole. Eggman's Computer: Currently being hacked. |
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| ~ Eggman discovering his Fortnite account has been hacked. |
| “ | (Evil laugh) ...cock | „ |
| ~ Eggman upon being transported to another realm by Solaris. |
| “ | Finally, God, take me. I want it now. Give me death. Just like Sonic. | „ |
| ~ Eggman seeing what he thinks is God after being trapped in another realm by Solaris. |
| “ | (activates goggles) I am now Sans Undertale, go into my eyes. | „ |
| ~ Eggman uses his eye-tech. |
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Trivia
- Eggman's "pissing on the moon" rant has reached meme-status and is considered to be the best moment of RTFG.
- Additionally, the Sonic Adventure 2 dub is the most viewed video on SnapCube's channel.
- Eggman's voice actor Alfred had never played Sonic Adventure 2 prior to providing Eggman's voice for the dub, and thus wasn't aware of many things in the game that he accidentally predicted, such as Eggman blowing up the island and the Biolizard's origins.
- Throughout the first dub, Eggman's dick is mentioned numerous times, Shadow reveals that it looked like "every single Tetris block at once".
- Sonic comments on Eggman's dick, calling it 'Lovecraftian'.