Flumpty Bumpty (Ready To Die)

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“	YOUR LIFE IS OVER NOW, YOUR LIFE IS RUNNING OUT. WHEN YOUR TIME AS AT AN END, THEN IT'S TIME TO KILL AGAIN. WE CUT WITHOUT A KNIFE, WE LIFE IN BLACK AND WHITE. YOU'RE JUST A PARASITE NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SAY GOODNIGHT.	„
	~ Flumpty's monologue to Birthday Boy Blam before beginning his killing spree.

“	MY TURN	„
	~ Flumpty before sending his clones to kill "Best Friend"

Flumpty Bumpty is the titular main protagonist of the One Night at Flumpty's 3 short animation based on the song Ready to Die by Andrew W.K.

He is a sentient, anthromoprhic egg who is immune to the plot and transcends time and space who ends up losing his patience after his friends fail to kill "Best Friend" once again, leading to him violently murdering all of them and taking the role of main threat for himself.

Appearance[]

Flumpty takes on the appearance of an anthropomorphic egg with hands, feet, and a face who is capable of changing his appearance at will. He's also shown having a surgeon outfit in the Beavowl segments of the video consisting of a white jacket and goggles with one of the lenses having a pulsating eye in it.

Personality[]

Flumpty is portrayed as sadistic, manic, and above all else impatient, going out of his way to brutally murder all of his friends simply because they were unable to kill "Best Friend"

Biography[]

After Flumpty's friends fail to kill the "Best Friend" like Flumpty wanted, Flumpty loses his patience. Confronting Birthday Boy Blam following the end of the night, Flumpty expresses his rage towards the other, stating that his life is over now and that his time has ran out.

Snapping his finger, Flumpty stitches Birthday Boy Blam's eyes shut before splitting his head open, killing him instantly before throwing his corpse violently at one of the walls.

The Red Man, witnessing the murder, is barely able to fight back as Flumpty jumps him and saws him into pieces with a buzzsaw.

Grunkfus then enters the room, picking up Birthday Boy Blam's corpse and wordlessly questioning Flumpty's actions, before proceeding to get attacked himself, being brutally mutiliated and impaled on his own "No Flash Photography" sign.

The Beavowl, walking into see all the carnage, gets seized by Flumpty and thrown onto a surgical table where he's slaughtered with an axe.

Finding the Eyesaur lurking in the corner, Flumpty grabs it by the tail and throws it against the wall before stabbing it with a surgical needle, presumably killing it.

With only Golden Flumpty left, the latter egg attempts to attack Flumpty, only to be punched, blasted with an energy beam and then smacked with a large hammer that Flumpty seemingly pulled out of thin air.

With all of his friends now brutally murdered, Flumpty summons several clones of himself to go after "Best Friend", in hopes of having them finish the job for him. When they fail, Flumpty finally lets the "Best Friend" go before ascending off into space, ending the video.

Videos[]

Andrew W.K - Ready To Die (One Night at Flumpty's 3 Animation)

Trivia[]

This music video serves as both a reveal for the fact that Flumpty was the one who brought back the Beaver and the Owl as a frankenstein's monster, as well as giving the reason for him violently killing all of his friends in One Night at Flumpty's 3.
The bulletin board displaying all the characters shown briefly before Flumpty attacks and kills Birthday Boy Blam is a reference to One Week at Flumpty's, the original, canceled third entry to the series that had plans to be released in 2016 as the finale to the series.
Flumpty stitching Birthday Boy Blam's eyes shut before killing him is likely a reference to the scrapped "Blind Monster" plans Jonochrome had for One Night at Flumpty's 2.
Flumpty pulling a large hammer out of nowhere to bash Golden Flumpty is likely a play on the "hammerspace" trope, being that it's the idea of characters pulling items out of thin air.

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