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| “ | Jesus died for our sins. (chuckles) One more won't hurt! | „ |
| ~ Friar Tuck revealing his intentions to use black magic to "save" Nottingham to Sir Ector, and his most famous quote. |
| “ | May God curse Nottingham! | „ |
| ~ Friar Tuck swearing revenge on Nottingham for making fun of him and forcing him to work for E.A after he stole Skippy's Ice Cream and refused to apologize. |
| “ | How about another joke, Sheriff? ... What do you get when you cross a man of the cloth with a greedy, ruthless, no good Sheriff who breaks your heart? ... I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f-cking deserve! | „ |
| ~ Friar Tuck before shooting the Sheriff of Nottingham. |
| “ | Nhoj ecnirp doog no, sselhtur, ydeerg, tnagorra taht rof sexat tcelloc! Lerdnuocs 'inveiht uoy! Xob roop eht! Ffirehs, etunim a tsuj won! YM FO TUO TEG! | „ |
| ~ Friar Tuck chanting his spell. |
Friar Tuck is the titular villainous main protagonist of the 2022 YouTube Poop Friar’s Rubbing Wood made by the British YouTube duo HourofPoop.
He was voiced by late Andy Devine.
Personality[]
The opposite of his canonical counterpart (who is kind, caring and selfless), this Friar Tuck is cruel, sadistic, vengeful, hateful and psychotic. He cares for no one but himself, as proven when he stole Skippy’s ice cream and refused to apologize. Although he appears to be a catholic priest, he mostly practices satanic rituals and openly disregards core catholic teachings. After being publicly humiliated for bullying Skippy, the friar took his revenge by performing a satanic ritual that caused the absolute destruction of the town and all its inhabitants. It is hinted that he's gay after telling the Sheriff that he was gonna marry him (as seen at the beginning of the YTP).
Biography[]
Friar Tuck is seen with Robin Hood and Little John at their hideout where he reminds Robin that someday he would be down in Hell. Soon, Robin ends up being pulled into Hell, but he is eventually kicked out by the devil. Frustrated with Robin's temporary memory loss, the friar uses a pan to strike him on the head, knocking him unconscious for a moment until he regains conscioussness and memory. After that, the friar attends the archery tournament (Ara Ara turd) with Robin and Little John. After Robin Hood is exposed, Friar Tuck helps him fight his enemies. When Jango Fett destroys his ice pop, an enraged friar uses a cannon to launch himself in the air and kill Jango in an act of revenge by rigging his jetpack to explode. When attempting to get another ice pop, he gets into a fight with Sir Ector after assuming he shot an arrow at him when it was actually shot by Trigger.
After the massive fight, the friar once again attempts to buy another ice pop, but Skippy takes the last one before he can purchase it. Angered with the kid, Friar Tuck immediately steals it from Skippy, who starts crying and begging Prince John to punish him. The king orders Tuck to give it back and sends Lady Kluck to stab the friar in the butt when he refuses, which causes the friar to land on the floor. Upon witnessing the Friar accusing Skippy of being a snitch and his refusal to apologize for his misdeeds, as well as telling Skippy that one day he will end up in hell, Prince John sentences Friar Tuck to work for EA and calls him a "Disgusting Fat Inbred", causing the entire town to laugh at him. Mad at his humiliation, the Friar curses Nottingham and disappears using a smoke potion, becoming a traitor to the town and replacing Robin Hood as Prince John's most wanted criminal. Sir Ector and Prince John's army start searching for him, but it's in vain. In his reclusion in a nearby cave that the guards don't check, Friar Tuck eventually looses his mind, becoming insane as he starts to plot against Nottingham.
For his first step to befall Nottingham, he redirects Skippy's arrow to land on Lady Kluck, killing her. As Skippy discovers the body, the friar, as confirmed by HourOfPoop, controlling Maid Marian’s soul, blames the kid for Lady's Kluck's death as well as the eventual destruction of Nottingham, and manages to inflict revenge upon the kid who ruined his reputation by getting him shot dead by paralyzing him in a time state. Sir Ector eventually finds Friar Tuck in the church, but at that moment the moon (Charles Laughton) attacks Nottingham. Upon witnessing the destruction that the moon is causing, the friar attempts to convince Ector to join forces to "save" Nottingham.
However, Ector quickly learns that the Friar is going to use black magic of the worst kind in order to stop the Moon, and attempts to stop the friar's ritual, ultimately failing and ending up trapped and slain in a sacrifice by the black magic. The ritual seemingly works in causing the moon to go away and raising the Sun (Stephen Fry), which the friar salutes. The town cheers for Tuck, gifting him tickets to Las Vegas out of gratitude for stopping the moon's havoc. Seemingly redeemed, the friar is taken away by ship to Las Vegas. As he boards the ship, the Sun – saluting to whom „grants short lived fortune [...] yields eternal destruction” – fires down a ray that completely oliberates the town, killing all of its inhabitants. Robin Hood, Little John, Mole, Ratty and Michael Caine watch in horror from a train ride miles away. Meanwhile, Tuck chuckles while observing the destruction from the ship.
Some time later, Friar Tuck causes several problems in Vegas – such as fuming at a McDonald's playground over getting stuck, causing trouble with the police when he couldn't fit behind a police car while being apprehended and sparking an incident at a golf tournament. He then appears on a talk show hosted by the Sheriff of Nottingham, who managed to escape the destruction of Nottingham as well upon suspecting that something seemed funny. After being rejected by the sheriff (with whom it is implied he had a sexual relationship with while in Vegas), Friar Tuck pulls out a gun and kills the sheriff with one shot, after which he is arrested.
He would later make an appearance only as part of Bilbo's mind when he was heard shouting a death threat to a trio of stone trolls, Tom, Bert and William, while they have Bilbo, Thorin and company under their captivity. The Friar then attempts to use the Sun to fire rays again, only for the Sun to reject by telling him goodbye and changes to an image of the tweets being protected much to the friar's shock.
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