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| “ | GYATTTTTT!!! | „ |
| ~ The creature's mating call. |
The GYATT-Snatching Galligator is a minor antagonist in the Five Man Band cinematic universe.
It is an enigmatic entity that snatches people's "gyatts", AKA sexually harasses and assaults people on a regular basis.
It is portrayed by Jake Bragg Hawkins II.
Biography[]
Origins[]
One day, Jake decided to ride home from school with his friends, all packed into one car. They were being loud, while Jake continuously yelled "GYATT!"
His friend, Miles, who was seated in the very back of the car, responded by yelling back "Shut up, you GYATT-Snatching Galligator!"
Some time after this, the identity manifested itself as a feral beast, hell-bent on acquiring people's GYATTs.
Lakewood Resort Incident of '24[]
At night, while peacefully walking the beach, Nat, Cale, and their Papa Randy were viciously attacked by the beast, who was hungry for some big bootylicious GYATTs.
Whether or not they survived the gyatt-snatching encounter is currently unknown.
The Gyatt-Snatching Galligator Strikes Again[]
On the night of June 27th, 2025, an unidentified man was quietly enjoying the waves alone on the beach when he was suddenly attacked and devoured by the creature. Afterward, the creature noticed a camera operator filming from a distance — and began to pursue them.
Trivia[]
- It is currently the only character from the FMBU to be played by one of Nat's siblings.