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| “ | What humiliation to palticipate in this! To submit to the impelialist mainland opplession system...But I must do fol fathel! And beside, I must delete shame of low scole! Hong Kong always get 100% on all tests! | „ |
| ~ Hong Kongball. |
Hong Kongball is the main protagonist of a Countryballs comic Life Is A Game. She is an autonomous region of People's Republic of China who is dragged into a quest to get enough social credit points to visit her dying father, Great Britain, and slowly abandons her principles in pursuit of them.
Appearance[]
Hong Kongball is a ball with her regional flag depicted on her body. For attire, she usually wears a light brown hat with a blue band and a pink flower attached to it.
Biography[]
Past[]
Hong Kong became a British colony when Qing Empire seced her in the 19th century. British Empire exploited Hong Kong and her resources until handing her over to mainland China in 1997 as a special administrative region. Since then, Hong Kong enjoyed autonomy and democracy, although the mainland government tried to suppress those and increase its influence.
Life Is A Game[]
One day, as Hong Kong and Macau sat in a casino, Great Britain called the former and told his "daughter" that he was dying and wanted her to visit him on his deathbed. Hong Kong quickly rushed to the airport, but the guard informed her that due to her very low social credit score, she wasn't allowed to board a flight. As she made a tantrum, she was kicked out and told to get the required +1000 score. Remembering that she always got 100% on all tests, she decided that it was worth submitting to the oppressive system.
Hong Kong started by paying her taxes on time, then praising pro-government performances, taking out the trash, unfriending Uyghuristan and busting a supposed Western spy. As she realized that she progressed too slow, she turned to convincing tourists that nothing happened on Tiananmen Square in 1989, creating artificial islands, preserving Chinese flora and fauna, building a dam on the Yangtze River, which caused the extinction of river dolphins there and the deaths of locals who weren't evacuated, and stopping Tibetan protestors from immolating themselves in response to the persecution they suffered.
As Hong Kong finally had a high enough score, she discovered that the rules had changed, and due to her questionable loyalty to the government in the past, she had to get a +100,000 score. Thus, she continued to do everything in her power to get more points until maxing out at +9999. This led to her seeking to annex Taiwan to finally get the needed result. Paying him a visit, she had him prepare tea before trying to kill him. When Taiwan asked her why she was playing PRC's "twisted game", Hong Kong explained that she had no other choice if she wanted to visit Great Britain. Enraged, Taiwan reminded her that Britain wasn't her true father and had colonized and exploited her after stealing her from her real family before giving her away, and asked if she really wanted to kill her friend and family just to see him one last time. Suddenly, Hong Kong declared that she wasn't doing this for her father, but rather for her highscore before impaling Taiwan with a flagpole, killing him and achieving the highest social credit score in history of China. Immediately after, however, her score tracker had a system error and instead granted her a score worse than Tibet's. Hong Kong was immediately arrested, with guards threatening her with death penalty and organ harvesting as she cried, never getting to visit Great Britain as he passed away shortly after.