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Jar Jar Binks is the main antagonist of the Big fan of fett YouTube channel
Jar Jar takes loves doing various domestic terrorist acts, such as shooting people, and causing property destruction.
The reason Jar Jar turned such a dark path was because of all the hate he received from Star Wars fans. Jar Jar took this hate very personally and decided to hunt and kill and fans that would make fun of him.
He is voiced by Big fan of fett.
Jar Jar’s life[]
Him with a pistol
Jar Jar was born on June 9th, 1969, and was a normal gungan. 26 years later, Jar Jar moved to earth, and auditioned for a movie called “Star Wars episode one: The Phantom Menace.” Jar Jar got the part and had a blast during the making of the film. About two years later, the film was released, and Jar Jar was very excited. However, after people who watched the movie thought that it sucked and so did Jar Jar. Jar Jar got a newspaper a couple days after the release of the movie, and the headline was “Jar Jar Binks can suck it.” Humiliated, Jar Jar took a walk down the street to clear his mind and was severely bullied by the other people. Jar Jar assumed that everyone would forget about him in a few months, but no one did. One night, Jar Jar was nearly beat to death by some haters. Infuriated, Jar Jar shot both of them with a revolver. Ever since the incident, Jar Jar became a psychopathic killer, and will murder anyone who dares insult him.
Personality[]
Jar Jar is a very cold hearted, cruel person. A grade-A asshole. He commits a large amount of crimes daily, and is a jerk to just about everyone he meets. Even though he is pretty much pure evil, he has saved multiple people by killing other universal threats, such as Darth Maul and The snow goons. Jar Jar is also a pervert. He attempted to kiss an anime girl through a computer screen, calling it “senpai.” He also has preformed questionable activities involving Goofy.
Trivia[]
- Jar Jar is a self-proclaimed chef. He brags about his amazing pizza roll microwaving skills.
- Jar Jar mastered the ancient and deadly art of the nunchaku.
- Jar Jar sucks at video games, and has raged multiple times. He once shot his television with a gun due to him sucking at wii play.
- The puppet used for Jar Jar is a 1999 Applause Jar Jar Binks puppet that was a promotional item for Star Wars episode 1.
- Jar Jar also owns a large collection of weapons. These weapons include guns, East Asian weapons, and lightsabers.
- In his free time, Jar Jar likes to visit various Star Wars websites, watch hentai, play video games, and practice using his weapons.
- His face implodes whenever he is excited or angry.
- His least favorite holiday is Halloween and his favorite holiday is Star Wars day.
- Jar Jar has been confirmed to be gay
Quotes[]
”yoosa in big doo doo this time”
”Oh Elmo….”
"Ye, or ne….”
“YOOSA SUCK!!!!”
”yoosa gonna dieeeee!”
Retarded screaming
“Oh nooo!"
"Yousa threatened me master dodo?"
"Mesa am the senate!"
"Itsa treason, then."
”screw yoosa!”
”Halloween is literally the worst holiday eva!”
”YOOSA GAY!!”
“Yoosa a fagg*t.”
”sup yoosa losers!”
”Meesa jar jar binks!”
Jar Jar gets strangled by a Mysterious Masked Figure.