| “ | We must destroy all organics! | „ |
| ~ The Kankers' sentence after revealing themselves as the Cyber Kankers to the Eds. |
Lee, May and Marie, better known as the Kanker Sisters and also known as the Cyber Kankers, are the main antagonists of the Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction, Ed, Edd n Eddy's Robot Rebel Adventure, created by jazz316.
They are a trio of stalkers who followed the Eds to an alternate dimension where the Robots rule a large majority of the world and cyberformed to become their leaders. As the Cyber Kankers, they lead the Robots in a campaign against the Eds with their effort to destroy anything that is an organic.
Biography[]
The Kankers are known to be obsessed with the Eds as they intend on making them their boyfriends even months after their adventure from the events of Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show. In their start of their next scheme, they plot on ambushing the Eds to have them for themselves while the Eds are distracted from a comic book about Robot Rebel Ranch based on the movie they are yet not allowed to see. Unfortunately, the comic opens up a portal that pulled both the Eds and the Kanker Sisters into an alternate dimension where the Robots ruled the Cul-De-Sac as a result of Johnny's revenge plan going horribly wrong and Eddy's brother foiling the Cul-De-Sac kids' plans on stopping them from spreading across Earth.
Once the Eds find the Kankers at the other side of the forest where they landed from entering the dimension, they tend to harass them as a means to kiss them torturously. But knowing that they are a distraction to give the Robots an advantage, Ed panics in fear and mistakenly used a pistol to shoot at a tree, trapping the Kankers and setting the Eds free. As the Eds make their run, the Kankers were captured and brought to the Lemon Brook Gag Factory by a patrol unit of Robot Rebels and Robot Dogs where they decided the Kankers will be the choice to become asimilated into their cybernetic leaders. In doing so, the Kankers were cyberformed into cyborgs and brainwashed to be a part of their campaign to destroy all things that are organic, thus including the Eds.
They later meet the Eds at the junkyard as they watched in horror to see them now assimilated as cyborgs before the Kankers all spoke together intending to destroy all the organics. When Eddy tries to convince them that deep down they wouldn't harm them, Lee didn't hesitate on her programming and attempts to slice Eddy to death with her blades, but Ed was able to save him, leaving only his three trails of hair to be cut off into pieces instead. The Kankers then combined into a gigantic mech, the Kankers Robot, and chases after the Eds as they scatter from their assailant. Eddy tries to take the Kankers Robot down while taking out her blade arm in the progress, but she delivers a powerful punch that launched him to the sky before crashing to their first central command with a jet pack attached to him. As Ed and Edd fought against the mech, Eddy, despite having difficulties with the jet pack at first, manage to fly striking at the Kankers Robot in the back but took damage as he couldn't use the jet pack anymore. Edd then uses the Car Crusher to crush the Kankers Robot until all that is left of her is a metallic cube. After the Eds leave, the Kankers have revealed go survive getting crush as they soon regenerate back to their current cyborg bodies before arranging plans to follow and destroy the Eds.
After Eddy destroyed the satellite dish at Peach Creak High School, the Kankers and the entire horde of Robots manage to detect its signal after its destruction and led the Robots to infiltrate the school to stop the Eds from escaping them. The Eds tried very hard to hold them off from entering the school, but the Kankers' leadership and tactics led the Robots to dodge their weapons fire and successfully entered. As the Kankers and their forces follow the Eds in pursuit, the Eds made a decision to use a wolf pelt on a Robot Dog they eventually blinded as a decoy to distract them to give the Eds time they need to extract enough power from the console from the debris of the destroyed sattelite and implant it in their plane to escape. With the blinded Robot Dog destroyed, the Kankers and the Robots reach the roof to stop the Eds but the Eds manage to escape them on the plane, forcing the Kankers and the Robots to cease fire.
With the Eds now storming the Lemon Brook Gag Factory, the Kankers developed ther next strategy for their time to confront them as they hide in the control room. With the Eds now in the control, the Kankers emerged from hiding and asked them to join the Robots or else they will be killed. Eddy declines running with Double D as they form back into the Kankers Robot to try to escape her but had them both cornered and attempts to kill them both with its lasers. Ed manages to intervenge by slamming her into a fuel silo. The Kanker Robots later uses her blades to break herself free, but at a cost of blazing the spilled rocket fuel, accidentally blowing up the entire factory and destroying many Robots from within while the Eds escape the factory in time with the accelerator and the fuel they acquired.
Even though the factory was destroyed, the Kankers survived and called in the other Robots from large portions of the areas they conquered to organize and seize the Eds' final central command from underground thanks to a tracker the Robots implanted on the Eds' van. As the Kankers lead the dig, the Eds made their escape along with the chickens they had rescued from earlier to the rocket to escape the dimension. Unfortunately for the Eds, the Kankers manage to sneak aboard the rocket ready to terminate them as they soon begin attacking them. Just as the rocket looses its altitude due to the Kankers' interference, Eddy uses the eject button as the Eds, the Kankers and the chickens all get launched into the vortex, returning to their home dimension.
By the time they return to their home dimensions, the Kankers revert back to their human forms but remained disoriented from the vortex as the Eds are surprised to believe seeing them ibeing their organic selves again with Edd making an accurate theory that the Kankers are from their same dimension and stalked them before getting pulled into the robots' dimension.
Trivia[]
- Given the fact that the Robot Cowboy is absent from the fanfiction despite being leader of the Robots, the Kankers take the role as leaders of the Robots after being cyberformed into the Cyber Kankers.