 |
Tails wants to give a warning: This Article Contains Spoilers -
WARNING: This article contains major spoilers. If you do not wish to know vital information on plot / character elements in a story, you may not wish to read beyond this warning: We hold no responsibility for any negative effects these facts may have on your enjoyment of said media should you continue. That is all. |
  |
This article's content is marked as Mature Needlemouse found something very brutal for those with a weak heart. The page Kirk (ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏᴇᴅᴏʟᴇᴋᴄɪɴ ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇꜱ) contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic images which may be disturbing to some. Mature pages are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. If you're 18 years or older or are comfortable with graphic material, you are free to view this page. Otherwise, you should close this page and view another page. |
Kirk is the overarching and main antagonist of The Noedolekcin Archives.
He is a malevolent entity of extraterrestrial origin that feeds on childhood trauma. He hijacks the Nickelodeon channel to evoke fear and misery into children and teenagers before killing them after some period of time.
Biography[]
This sadistic entity, dubbed "Kirk" by paranormal investigators, goes around murdering children and teenagers through hijackings he stages. Notable examples include three high-school sophomores: Jenica Avery Wakeman, Bradley Xavier Carbunkle, and Sheldon Oswald Lee. The bodies of Kirk's victims were contorted and twisted into gnarly and inhuman ways. The souls of these individuals continue to live inside the bodies of Nicktoons, specifically in the "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" segment, "My Neighbor was a Teenage Robot." Kirk even disguised as a human, specifically, an employee at Viacom International named Keaton Osborn. Nickelodeon tried every tactic to get rid of this entity, but it was no use; they were eventually forced to pretend that Kirk never existed. Luckily, there is one Jamar Stainton to document what Kirk has been doing.
Appearance[]
Kirk is a red humanoid whose head looks like the Nickelodeon hay pile logo. He has one large eye and is almost always seen smiling. As the Scaregiver, he can disguise as Nick, but this form is flawed. The noticeable flaws are the NICK text on his chest being flipped backwards, his oversaturated orange skin and his toothy grin.
Personality[]
Kirk is a sadistic entity who feeds on childhood fear and trauma. He would hijack the Nickelodeon TV channel to intentionally traumatize children and teenagers. After some amount of time, he would kill them and trap their souls into specific Nicktoons, and would continue to torture the souls until they have fully regressed to a child-like state.
[]
- Kirk was partially inspired by the Monstrosity from the 2022 movie Smile.
- Kirk was originally voiced by Lyric West and later given to Puz, but was eventually handed over to Dibbingsauce.
- Kirk's voice in "victims.mp4" was provided using voice samples from Brandon Lee and Vincent Price. The line "Victims, aren't we all?" was especially taken from a scene from The Crow.
- Kirk is both aroace and genderfluid.
- Kirk has no pronoun reference, but defaults to he/him.