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Kitts Woerman, or just known as The Commander, is a supporting antagonist in the parody series A Slap on Titan, a parody of the anime Attack on Titan. He is the commander of the military who is considered one of the most screwed-up people in the world, to the point it rivals Armin Arlert.
History[]
Kitts is first seen when Eren, Armin and Mikasa were apprehended by the goverment and then he has Eren aswer his question of wheter or not he's a titan, with him aswering he's not, however, one of his soldiers ask if he was a potato, which Eren also says no to, but the soldier then asks if he was any kind of vegetable, with him angrily saying no as well.
They then start to belive he's a titan, but his right-hand tells Kitts that he would be in a bad situation if they found out he killed a group of teenagers for no reason, but he ignores her and shoots them with a canon regardless. Thankfully, Eren turned into a Titan, saving his and his friends lives.
Afraid due to them seeing a titan, a group of soldiers have a bloody orgy where they violate and eventualy kill a goat as a sacrifice to please god, which disgusts even Kitts, during this, Armin, Eren and Mikasa make a plan that they should hve Armin try to convince Kitts that Eren could be useful to humanity, but Kitts then finds out about Armin's dark nature, and they have an argument on who is the most screwed-up person in the planet, they then mention the horrific acts that both have commited or do on a regular basis, with Kitts mentioning that he has sent his soldiers to die, infected them with diseases, and drank tears off of orphans.
Out of fear he may loose, Armin has a breakdown where he tells Kitts that he was going to torture and rape him, take over his cities, subjugate his children, and rape and devour his armies while he would be kept alive so he would bow to him. Out of spite, he tries to kill Armin and his friends, but Pixis stops him and brings them to the wall to help him in creating a plan to defeat the titans.
Kitts is later seen where he attempts to kill a soldier who refused to go to battle out of fear dying and using it as an excuse to murder someone, but Dot Pixis tells him that they're free to leave if they wanted their families to die at the hands of titans, which caused them to join the mission.
Kitts is never seen again after this.
Personality[]
Kitts is an extremely horrible individual, enjoying pain and death and even taking sexual pleasure in it as well, which makes him similar to Armin. Kitts has an obsession with Satan, worshiping him on the weekends, he also has no problem with killing children, disregarding his right-hand's warning that he might be screwed if he decided to kill Eren and his friends for no reason.
Kitts shows little care for his soldiers, sending them to die in missions, infecting them with diseases, and even masturbating while reading his casualty lists. The commander was also proven to be a sore looser, wanting to kill Armin and his friends despite Armin winning.