Lightning McQueer

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“	How would I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill my a* with gas?*	„
	~ Lightning McQueer to Not Chuck

Lightning McQueer is the titular protagonist villain of the famous 2014 YouTube Poop video and parody of the 2006 Disney/Pixar film Cars, Lightning McQueer and the Quest for Tires, by EmpLemon. Just like in the original film, he was voiced by Owen Wilson.

Role in the video[]

He first appears with him saying his catchphrase "Kachow", burning a cars eyes, who yells "MY EYES!". His nemesis, Chick Hicks starts injuring dozens of cars, but McQueer jumps on all the cars and into the air. While airborne, he accidentally swallows weed in his mouth and performs a slam dunk.

Later on, he asks for no tires, making Not Chuck enraged. On the 400th and final lap, he's about to win, but he gets hit by a Red Shell, making his workers mad, especially Not Chuck and then, he gets hit by a Blue Shell. He is about to win the race, but instead performs anilingus on a horse.

After the race, McQueer tells Not Chuck to move in order to see cars taking photographs, making Not Chuck along with the other workers quit. He tells a joke to him, saying "How would I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill my a** with gas?". After talking to the king, he heads to his sponsor Rust-eze which he hates the rusty cars and then gets in his trailer, written "Deal With It". At night, his big rig Mack is shaking, as the Delinquent Road Hazards arrive with "We Fly High" (Chadwarden's intro) playing. McQueer, who asks a truck if he was Mack, gets separated and stranded in Route 666. When the Sheriff first hears him running, he goes to chase him. He starts shooting at McQueer, causing him to run over tires. McQueer gets tangled in wires and gets caught by the Sheriff.

The next morning, McQueer with a parking boot on his left tire covered is sent to the traffic court where Doc Hudson tells him that he wants him out of his town because he was covered in what is presumably mud and the Wonder Showzen child yells "THAT's RACIST!". He is forced to pull Bessie until the road is fixed, but a piece of Bessie's ribbon falls on him. Then, the YouTube Poop logo falls on him and Mater vomits all over him. McQueer, scared, thinks about Kachigga winning the Piston Cup and is raped by Bessie while pushing her. After that, he says "No matches the rest of the town" and a message appears saying he's dominating Radiator Springs.

Meanwhile, Doc is teaching him how to turn right to go right, but McQueer denies that, and thinks Doc is an idiot for being in opposite world. After he said "idiot" however, Not Chuck says "IDIOT!". He sees Doc doing the turn right to go right technique and says "Yes, No!", but he accidentally slips to the left and falls into a canyon. McQueer, covered in cactus and stuck to Bessie again, says he's dying in Radiator Springs. He then Fus Ro Dahs all the tractors at Frank's Field, causing them to make the black guy crying face as they fall, the angry swollen guy's face from Big Trouble in Little China appears before the tractors make the Super Mario song with fart noises.

McQueer later kicks a can into Doc's shed, causing a soccer guy to say "GOOOOOOOOOOAL!" But however, an explosion appears. McQueer follows it into the shed, and is surprised by saying "Oh my gosh.", following with Heavy saying "Who touched Sasha?". He finds 3 cups with urine in them. The scene possibly confirmed Half Life 3. However, there was a mystery that it might make up the Illuminati along with Fillmore saying "It's a conspiracy man!". McQueer tells what he found in Doc's shed to Radiator Springs which he tells them "P***ed in cups", but Mater spits his oil asking "He did what in his cup?" McQueer told him "P***", causing him to repeatedly spit oil.

The King's Ending[]

Just when the race has ended, the scene where Chick Hicks injures The King is shown.

Instead, since he knows that he is going to be hit, he jumps into the air, causing him to fly in the air for a brief moment, where we get to see the flying van. As he falls back into the racetrack, he falls right in front of Lightning McQueer, leading to him winning the race.

Lightning's Ending[]

After Lightning is beat by The King, he starts to rage, screaming "No... No! NO!!!". His crew member tells him that he should have gone faster. Lightning travels back in time and does exactly what he said to do, and ends up winning the race.

Chick's Ending[]

This ending is about the scene that we talked about in the first ending. Chick Hicks summons Luigi while injuring The King, while Luigi drives right in front of Lightning McQueer, which spooks him. Chick speeds to the finish line, leading to him winning the Piston Cup. The short ends with Chick celebrating his victory saying "Now that's what I'm talking about!" Luigi then peeks out.

Gallery[]

Videos[]

Lightning McQueer and the Quest for Tires

Multiple Endings[]

Trivia[]

He is a YTP version of the Disney/Pixar Cars protagonist Lightning McQueen.

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