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| “ | Nothing stops. Nothing... Or you will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the guards. I'll pull you outta that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. You'll think you've been f-cked by a train. And that library? Gone. Sealed off, brick by brick. We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard. They'll see the flames for miles. We'll dance around it like wild Injuns. You understand me? Catching my drift?... Or am I being obtuse? | „ |
| ~ Looper threatens to break Not Mr. 77 completely if he doesn't stop being such an immature little bitch. |
Looperreallyreallysucks (real name unknown) is a supporting antagonist in The Villains Fanon Wiki Chronicles, serving as the main antagonist of the Not Mr. 77 is No More arc.
He is a hateful, spiteful man who hates anything that commits the atrocious crime of existing.
Biography[]
Nothing is known about Looper except that he is an utterly hateful bastard who hates everyone. He hates everyone on the Villains Fanon Wiki. He hates Bowtie and his stupid, annoying obsession with villain songs and Shakespeare. He just wants to crawl out of his skin and die whenever he sees Bowtie posting those ridiculous ugly-looking green hearts and making those nonsensical unfunny jokes during serious situations. He hates Tadi and his dumb animes Gundam and GaoWhateverTheHeckIt'sCalled (by the way Tadi, if you are reading this, f-ck you). He hates LucarioBot and feels nothing but pure annoyance and contempt whenever he changes his profile picture, and he thinks Lucario has trash taste in music. I mean seriously, who the hell would prefer that talentless, overdramatic hack Philip Quast over the legendary Russell Crowe who starred in such iconic movies like Gladiator and actually played Javert very accurately? What has Inferior Quast starred in? Hm? Exactly. Anyways, he hates 2SIDE and Itajira too. He has no valid reason for this, but he just does because he thinks they are a couple of dumb geese. This is how he would usually describe them: "Tiny, near-invisible brain, massively oversized ego that makes the solar system look microscopic in comparison."
But out of all these, do you know who he hates the most? It is none other than the childish, degenerate little asshat known only as Not Mr. 77. Looper hates him to absolute death. Every second Not Mr. 77 breathes, Looper just wants to jump off a cliff. Every time Not Mr. 77 says a word, Looper wants to vomit. In fact, this image sums up Looper's devastated reaction to Not Mr. 77's existence and just how much he wants him to disappear every single day. Whenever Not Mr. 77 does that stupid f-cking thing where he adds a dash to the end of his sentence, Looper has a mental breakdown. Whenever Not Mr. 77 posts those ridiculous useless Kirby emotes, Looper rages and smashes his computer in fury. Looper is most confused by why Not Mr. 77 is SO. OBSESSED. WITH. ROLEPLAY. BOTS. SERIOUSLY. GODDAMN IT. CAN NOT MR. 77 GO A DAMN DAY WITHOUT USING THESE BOTS. SERIOUSLY. FOR FU- okay Looper, calm down. Just breathe. Don't worry Looper, you're about to kill Not Mr. 77 anyway.
Anyways, after finally having had enough of Not Mr. 77's idiotic bullsh-t, Looper abducted Not Mr. 77 on the streets and locked him in his cell. Every day and every night, he would torture and humiliate Not Mr. 77 and do things such as waking him up at two in the morning by playing loud obnoxious Jake Paul music, feeding him salad that was urinated in and telling him that the urine is olive oil, forcing him to eat baked excrements, making him dance in his underwear and live streaming it on Twitch, having him drink two billion tons of water and then burning down the bathroom afterwards so he wouldn't be able to go, forcing him to watch Twilight on repeat for three whole weeks without even sleeping, and so on.
Looper was not above tormenting and trolling Not Mr. 77's family either, as shown when he sent Not Mr. 77's wife a doctored photograph of him cheating on her with his secretary, stole all of 77's son's clothes and thus leaving him with no other option but to wear girls' clothes, hacked into his daughter's boyfriend's Snapchat and sent her a message that said "Hi bitch. You are stupid and ugly and I am breaking up with you.", fed 77's parents meatloaf made out of dog vomit, and turned 77's extended family into toilets.
Eventually, Looper ran out of ideas and decided to just put Not Mr. 77 out of his misery. The end.