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| “ | Lincoln: Luan, why are you doing this? What's your problem? Luan: It's you. It's all your fault this happened to me! Lincoln: How is this my fault? Luan: Because ever since April Fools', when you used my own traps against me, our parents banned me from pulling pranks on April Fools'! You ruined my relationship with Benny after I pulled a prank on Paige. And ever since Sam came, she convinced my parents to never let me pull pranks again, an because you helped Luna confess her love to Sam, It's your fault. But you know all those pranks I could have never pulled off, everything you did, I still forgave you for it, because it was my own fault. But then you called me unfunny, you made me snap. It's your fault I've gone insane. I AM FUNNY! |
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| ~ Luan using her petty excuse as a reason to get revenge on Lincoln despite it happening a year ago, as mentioned in "Birthday Surprise II". |
Luan Loud is main antagonist in The Loud House: Creepypasta: Birthday Surprise and Birthday Surprise II, in which part one was written by Immortal Starscream on FanFiction and the second part and the other further chapters being written by Noc29x on Wattpad.
She used to a member of the Loud family who wanted to be a comedian. However, Lincoln would tell her she was not funny and said that Luan's ventriloquist act is mediocre. Because of this, Luan turned into a homicidal and vengeful sadist who would try to kill Lincoln, as well as her other siblings and Lincoln's new girlfriend Paige, only to later be arrested and punished for her crimes.
Biography[]
| “ | Rita Baxter: But nothing compares to our biggest failure, Luan. She always seems like the girl who likes jokes. But as time went on, she started pulling dangerous pranks. Remember that time Luna's ex-girlfriend Sam told us that her uncle ended up killing his family because his pranks were too dangerous? In fact, we probably much let Luan do whatever she wanted without getting punished. That's why she got angry when we banned her from pulling pranks on Aprill Fools' Day. Then after Sam told us, we decided to stop her from pulling pranks ever again. All she really had were just her jokes. That's where she lost it. When she saw she had nothing left, it made her snap. If we stopped her with these pranks sooner than later, none of this would have happened. (starts tearing up) Lynn Sr. Rits? Rita Baxter: (cries) It's one of our biggest failures. Lynn Sr.: But we changed for the better. Look at our children now! They all grew up just fine. Rita Baxter: That's the problem. The only reason why we changed was because we never noticed until how f-cked up things were. I mean, we literally locked our son, an 11-year-old boy outside for the stupidest thing ever. We didn't saw a problem with that. It wasn't until our daughter nearly killed our son, kidnapped and cut off his friend's face that we saw that we were terrible parents. |
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| ~ Rita to Lynn Sr., talking about how they have failed to do something to stop Luan's behavior of going out of hand. |
Ever since she was little, Luan always wanted to have fun and make others laugh. She loves to pull pranks on her family. However, she would end up taking her pranks too far anytime it is Aprill Fools' Day, which would scare her own family, especially Lincoln. Unknowngst to her family members, she had been suffering with Schitzophrenia for years, with Rita and Lynn Sr. doing nothing to cure it, thinking that it would go away by itself. She was also so happy when her Lincoln was adopted by her parents as her from the orphanage as her brother despite him despite Lincoln not being related to her.
As a result, Luan's parents would ban her from ever pulling pranks on Aprill Fools' Day. For ten years, she used to get along well with Lincoln even if they do sometimes not agree with each other. However, After Lynn Loud Jr. decided to blame Lincoln (in which in "Birthday Suprize III, Luan claims it to be a "prank", when it was NOT) for being bad luck which led to him being locked out of their house (like in "No Such Luck"), Lincoln would break in and beat Lynn Loud up. Lincoln has never been the same since then.
During Aprill Fools' Day, Luan would prepare a prank for Lincoln and allowed Paige to be invited to join him to prank them. However, Lincoln did not want Luan to prank him and would tell Paige not to come over to his house due to being traumatized by Luan's extreme pranks.
According to Luan, Lincoln would beat her up after she tried to prank him and Paige how Lincoln used his traps against her, got her attacked by Raccoons, getting dyed blue for a month to be humiliated, and called Smurfette in school, and said that Paige would throw beat her up for trying to prank her, allegations of Lincoln mimicking Luan's voice to lead to Luan's boyfriend Benny breaking up with her, with Benny even blocking her from calling him and ignoring her at school.
One day, Luan would pull a prank on Lincoln and Ronnie Anne (who used to be his girlfriend at the time), with a water bucket prank, which did upset Lincoln and lead to him beat her up after she tried to prank him and Paige how Lincoln used his traps against her, got her attacked by raccoons, getting dyed blue for a month to be humiliated, and called Smurfette in school, and said that Paige would throw beat her up for trying to prank her, and with Lincoln mimicking Luan's voice to lead to Luan's boyfriend Benny would break up with her, with Benny having her blocked and ghosting her in school. This would upset Luan and sees this as Lincoln trying to ruin her relationship all because Lincoln pranked Paige. Luan would end up losing it when Benny called her "unfunny".
Luan was in her room thinking about all the times she pranked pulled on a kid at school and she been dying to pulling a prank on her family, she also worries that her family would hate her, would never talk to her or trust her again if she does that again. While sitting on her bed, she and Mr. Coconuts had a conversation of all the pranks she had on April Fools and stuff. Lincoln suddenly appears as he and Luna were talking about Luan's comedy, she shows up to them a tells a joke, Lincoln and Luna didn't think it was funny, as Lincoln tells a joke Luna laughed but not Luan.
Lincoln then asks Luan a question of all the jokes she said today to all her siblings laugh at it until he told her that she was "unfunny" and he scolded her for all the jokes were lame and her ventriloquism act is "mediocre at best" and about 40th of the time, she got booed off the stage at Mic Nights, along with the horrible puns along with stupid and deadly pranks she have pulled over the years. This was when Luan fell into madness due to the Loud family making her give up comedy, the verything she loves, leading to her to eventually fall into insanity and not thinking clearly, leading to her falling into villainy.
Much to Luan's annoyance, she would later talk to Mr. Coconuts, with the latter telling her to make a plan that would make Lincoln literally "die" laughing, with planning a planned "joke" of having her brother killed for not finding her jokes as "funny". Her plan consists of her planning to have Lincoln and his girlfriend Paige killed. While Lincoln did find out about Luan's plans and tried to warn Rita Loud and Lynn Loud Sr., his parents about it, Luan used tranquilizing darts to temporarily put them to sleep, while using one for Lincoln so she could plan her "prank".
She would have Lincoln and Paige in her basement, with her having messed up Paige's face badly (with Paige still alive even after that), much to Lincoln's disgust. However, Lincoln and Paige would eventually escape from Luan, with Paige calling the police to arrest Luan for attempted murder. When Rita and Luan Loud Sr. found out that their own daughter Luan had tried to kill their son, they were horrified and appalled for what Luan did, disowning Luan and not wanting Luan to be associated with the Loud Family and even having Luan's stuff be stuffed up into an attic.
The incident of Luan's "joke" had even left Lincoln Loud to suffer from a serious case of PTSD, terrible Night Terrors, and Coulrophobia (fear of clowns) as a result. This lead to Lincoln canceling his plans for his birthday party at Gus' Games and Grub. With Luan, she was put into a mental institution, while she waited behind bars, thinking of a plan to escape and plot her revenge on Lincoln.
The sequel takes place within a year after the main story took place, with Lincoln Loud being with Girl Jordan, who is comforting Lincoln. Later, Girl Jordan had to return to her house. Lincoln's 13th birthday was getting closer within two days, while wishing that his friends Clyde, Zack, Rusty, and Liam would be able to join in.
However Luna does say that friendships unfortunately don't last forever, just like how that Lynn Jr. gave up soccer, Lori and Bobby Santiago broke up, Lucy is no longer a goth girl, Lana is now taking care of herself, Lisa is now just a normal little girl, Lily is now potty-trained, and that Lincoln finally stood up for himself as well as fighting Lynn Jr. and taught her a lesson, had his chipped tooth fixed, with his new strength getting out of a lot of situations.
Lincoln also mentioned that Rita Loud and Lynn Sr had got a divorce as well, with Rita now using the surname of "Baxter". But despite all that, they are still considered as family, except for Luan. Luna was also hanging out with her girlfriend Sam Sharp. Since the parents had a divorce, Lynn Sr., took Lori, Lynn Jr., Lola and Lisa, while Rita Loud kept Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and Lincoln.
When Lincoln had Chuck as a friend, he got abandoned by the former after an incident when he drank beer while being underaged, with Chuck bailing him without a goodbye, with the latter not wanting to be Lincoln's "Roadie" anymore. That was the last time Chuck came to help Lincoln.
Because of said incident, Rita Loud had to pick Lincoln out of the Police Station and had Lincoln be grounded for the rest of the summer. For Lincoln's Birthday, Lynn Sr and the rest of the girls will come over for the birthday party, with even Nikki and Ronnie Anne Santiago also coming to the birthday party.
It was also mentioned that Lincoln had to kill Lana's pet snake El Diablo as the latter tried to eat Lana last night, had to get rid of her pet frog Hops, but had to let Hops go due to frogs carrying Salmonella. Ever since, Lana has her stuffed animals with instead. The incident with her pet snake left Lana with a fear of snakes.
Eventually, the Loud family had to get to sleep due to it being late at night. Lucy has moved in to share Leni's room since Lucy's new personality now fits in with Leni's. Lily, who now can walk and has blonde hair, shares Lincoln's room as well, while Lincoln still keeps his own bedroom due to being in an adolescent phase. Rita turned the other rooms into guest rooms.
However, while Luan Loud was still trapped in the insane asylum, Dr. Luanne Rebecca would be shown to be a therapist to Luan Loud. While Luan used to be reluctant to talk to Rebecca, she did eventually open up quickly after Rebecca tells her that she would be released earlier if she talked about herself and how she got locked up. Instead of blaming Sam Sharp for the reason why her pranks were banned on Aprill Fools' day, she would blame it all on Lincoln Loud instead.
Rebecca was able to relate to Luan as well, Rebecca herself always dreamed of working as a clown, but her parents would always hold her back from doing so and forced her to choose a different career as a job so she could be successful, forcing her to be "perfect" and nothing less. While Rebecca's parents want her to be a surgeon, Rebecca decided to become a therapist instead. However, Rebecca's parents were not happy about her choice of job and decided to give up on Rebecca altogether, thus disowning her.
Rebecca would see her as a friend rather than just her asylum patient. Rebecca would help free Luan from her cell. Luan would free and recruit Ed (a murderous, cannibalistic man in a clown costume) to help her get revenge on Lincoln and her own family. Luan would swallow a piece of paper to make it so the Guards think she was choking, only for Luan to stab them to death.
It would be heavily implied that Luan would manipulate Rebecca into falling in love with her as well turning her into becoming an insane serial killer just like her. Luan would also have Rebecca help her with her vindictive plans to plan to kill Lincoln (for calling her jokes "unfunny" and making her give up on comedy, the thing she loves) and her family (for disowning her) as petty revenge.
After Luan and Dr. Rebecca escaped from the mental institution, the two would make a backup plan for in case Luan were to get caught and arrested by the police. Luan would manipulate Rebecca would help Luan decides to use this as an opportunity to kill the guards before escape to plan her revenge on Lincoln again.
Luan would also steal tools from a store before killing the Store Clerk, while also killing a fat man for witnessing her actions at the same store. She would steal the fat man's truck and take it on a joyride, stealing donuts from a random woman before killing her, as well as purposely hitting an mother's innocent children before killing the unnamed mother.
As Rita and her family plan for Lincoln's birthday for tomorrow, Luan decides to go to the party store in the truck she stole from the fat man, steals a clown outfit before planning before killing the female worker there and leaving. Luan would then plan to steal a propane tank from a station, killing a random pizza delivery boy to steal his attire before lacing the pizza with some poison that she stole from the hardware store, with the man saying that the pizza is thirty minutes late before grabbing the pizza box from Luan and slamming the door, with him and his workers eating the poisoned pizza and dying. Luan would then steal the keys from the guy and leaves again.
Luan Loud is at the abandoned factory, with her plans all on paper, having everything she needed, and would plan to find Lincoln to get her revenge on him as well as the rest of the Loud family. As it was getting dark, Luan was getting close to his house with the stolen truck. Luan would find Lincoln and Girl Jordan, much to Lincoln's dismay.
Luan would use a tranquilizer on Lincoln and Girl Jordan while the two were on a walk outside together before taking him to an abandoned factory, as well as tying up Girl Jordan to a chair, while tying Lincoln up by his arms from a ceiling with his shirt removed by Luan. Luan saw the texts Lincoln sent to his friends. Luan would mock Lincoln, even going as far as to call Lincoln a "player" for having girls as his new friends, even claiming that Cristina Venezuela dumped him, only for Lincoln to say that the two broke up due to her moving to a different country and due to the long-distance relationship not working well. Luan continues to mock Lincoln. She would explain that her excuse for planning her petty revenge on Lincoln is because he called her unfunny last year on April Fools' day and refuses to let go of her grudge on him ever since that day.
Lincoln would knock out Luan out, before cutting the rope that was tied to his arms to free himself. Luan would try to attempt to kill Lincoln, but to no avail, as Lincoln would eventually stop her, taking Luan's club away from her and freeing Girl Jordan.
Luan got aid with a big man named Ed (who is in a clown costume), Coach Pacowski, and Chuck to have him attempt to kill Lincoln, with her even promising Edd (a cannibal) that she will feed him Lincoln's sisters if he succeeds in killing Lincoln for her.
When Lincoln successfully kills Ed in self defense, Luan does not show to care for Ed at all and just sees Ed as useless (thus only seeing Ed as nothing more than a pawn) before planning to kill Lincoln herself. Lincoln was able to defend himself, giving hits to Luan himself. Lincoln will refer Luan as being pathetic for not moving on from the past, only for Luan to use a firecracker nearby a propane tank, trying to blow up the abandoned factory with Lincoln.
After Luan escaping from the rubble, she Luan decides to celebrate for Lincoln's supposed "death", only for Lincoln to have survived despite being injured and paralyzed from his legs and with Luan having lost her legs from the rubble. Luan would make her final attempt to try to kill Lincoln, only for the latter to push him and Jordan out of the way as the ambulance to come to take Lincoln, with the police taking Luan away to a separate hospital. It was revealed that Girl Jordan used Lincoln's phone to call 911, thus saving Lincoln. Lincoln and Luan were both bandaged up and were both on wheelchairs.
Lincoln, who is alive, is at his hospital room with his family. His absence from before had left his mother being worried for Lincoln and his sisters had been looking for him. They were all in relief that Lincoln is still alive. Lincoln would get himself dressed up for Luan's trial.
The Trial and Luan's Sentence[]
As Lincoln and the Loud family go to Luan's trial as the courthouse, Luan was on her wheelchair, with what was left of her legs being covered in bandages.
Luan was charged with killing of two guards from the Asylum, freed Ed the psychotic cannibal clown (whom had eaten 30 children), as well as shoplifting, killing numerous people, poisoning the workers to steal their propane tanks, drugging and kidnapping Lincoln and Girl Jordan with the intent to kill them, with Luan showing no remorse for what she did and would give Lincoln a death threat, the Judge decides to give Luan a death sentence.
As Luan gets taken away, she admits that she did the actions yet still refuses to take any genuine responsibility for her actions, even threatening the Loud family with death as well as the guards took her away to her prison cell.
Luan's Fake-out Death[]
Luan was last shown to be in prison, not being able to escape this time due to losing both of her legs. She requests for her last meal to be tons of rabbit meat, an orange, and some milk. She specifically chose rabbit meat, orange and milk due to the stuffed rabbit Lincoln had, the orange reminding her the orange shirts Lincoln would wear and the milk reminding her of Lincoln's white hair, thus showing her obsessive hatred of her brother all because he didn't find her pranks and jokes to be funny.
Luan would have Dr. Rebecca inject her meal with special medicine to make her immune to lethal injections and to make her body only SEEM lifeless for whenever Luan were to get sentenced to death penalty by lethal injection. She would act like a pathetic coward in her last moments before she were to be sentenced to death by lethal injection, in which Luan would her assumed "last words" as a way to vow her hatred of Lincoln, only to later pathetically beg for mercy before seemingly being put into permanent sleep with the injection of Potassium Chloride. However, unknowngst to the executioner, her death was all faked.
After Luan's body was buried, Dr. Rebecca would dig her out before Luan woke up. Rebecca would help male Luan some mechanical legs so she could be able to walk again like normal. Rebecca would also give Rebecca implants, which is why Rebecca does not have braces anymore. Luan would stay in and live with Rebecca for two years to remain hidden until she could wait for the write opportunity.
Rebecca did plan to repay Rebeca in "some other way" (as in intimate favors; as shown as that Lincoln Loud was disgusted when Luan mentioned that implication to him in "Birthday Suprise IV") as the rent at Rebecca's house was not free, despite Luan being a minor and with Rebecca being a fully-grown woman.
After Luan's presumed "Death"[]
Two years after Luan had presumably "died", Dr. Rebecca would be upset about Luan's death and would plan to get her revenge by planning to kill Lincoln for Luan. Due to Rebecca's fanatical loyalty to her, she would dress up as a clown nurse and would keep a tool belt, in which she would also carry a pickaxe, syringe, and a knife. Rebecca also has two violent Dobermans named Bob and Rick as well. Chuck and Tom would both get killed by Dr. Rebecca by getting stabbed in the head by her pickaxe (with Chuck being decapitated) and multiple policeman getting killed by Rebecca using one of the Policeman's guns that she had stolen. Rebecca would try to excuse Luan's actions, only for Lincoln to call that excuse as being pathetic.
| “ | Lincoln: Why the hell are you doing this?! Dr. Rebecca: YOU RUINED A SWEET GIRL'S COMEDY CAREER BECAUSE YOU WERE BUTTHURT ABOUT BEING PRANKED! Lincoln: ARE YOU F-CKING RE---DED?! LUAN IS INSANE! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT HER PRANKS CAUSED SERIOUS INJURIES, BUT SHE LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL ME AND KIDNAPPED MY FRIEND PAGE. SHE EVEN CUT OFF HER FACE!!!! LUAN IS INSANE!!!! Dr. Rebecca: OH, CRY ME A RIVER! IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU INSULTED HER! SHE WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH, AND YOU F#CKING RUINED IT BY CALLING HER UNFUNNY!!! |
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| ~ Lincoln trying to reason with Rebecca by claiming that Luan's so-called "pranks" had led to nearly getting him killed, as well as leading to Paige getting her face being badly mutilated, only for Rebecca to refuse to listen to Lincoln, as mentioned in "Birthday Surprise III". |
Thankfully, Leni would knock Rebecca out to save Lincoln briefly for a moment, only for Rebecca to trick Lincoln by imitating Tabby's voice to lure him. It would be revealed that Rebecca had been spying on Lincoln for quite a while and knew what Lincoln had been doing in his life, waiting for Lincoln to be alone only with his dimwitted sister whom she briefly underestimated.
Rebecca would plan to kill Lincoln with a poisonous needle. Thankfully, Lincoln would spit into Rebecca's eye, grossing her out and distracting her enough to throw the syringe away and break it, with the poison spilling out of it. With Rebecca running out of weapons, she would attempt to strangle Lincoln to death. Leni would grab a Cobra Arms Freedom Gun and tries to shoot it at Rebecca, only to miss, with Leni ordering Rebecca to let him go, only for Rebecca to refuse and proceed to strangle Lincoln.
Rebecca would only be stopped when the police come to try to arrest Rebecca, leading to Rebecca letting go of Lincoln as she knows that the police will shoot her if she doesn't listen. However, she doesn't actually surrender herself, revealing this to only be a stunt to let them drop their guard before attacking the policeman and stealing one of the guns of one of the policemen before shooting the policemen all around her before attempting to kill Leni with it only for Lincoln to get hit by accident due to Leni's terrible aim before Leni shooting Rebecca three times in the chest. However, it would be revealed that Rebecca was wearing a bulletproof vest under her outfit.
Rebecca would attempt to kill Leni again only for Rebecca and Leni to both get into a fight again. Leni attempts to bribe Rebecca and begs her to take her instead of Lincoln, saying that she would keep everything that happened a secret. Leni would admit that she was the reason why Luan was locked up. Rebecca drops the gun but refuses to let Lincoln go, instead grabbing a pocket knife and threatening to kill Lincoln. It would be revealed that Rebecca would be planning to kill Lincoln anyway even with Leni begging to let him go and to drop her gun.
While Leni had only wanted to scare Rebecca off, Rebecca trying to kill lincoln would lead to Leni snapping in anger and shooting Rebecca in the head, successfully killing the insane, murderous clown nurse once and for all.
However, Leni did feel awful for killing a person only for Rita to comfort her and saying that Leni did that in self-defense. Luna did say that Rebecca did deserve it for her crimes, as Rebecca did try to kill Leni and Lincoln. Lincoln would hug Leni to comfort her, assuring her that she did the right thing killing Dr. Rebecca to save his life, as he would've likely been killed without her help.
However, at Dr Rebecca's house, it would reveal that Luan had faked her own death. She would call Rebecca a "failure", being furious that she couldn't kill Lori and Lincoln. Luan decides that if she wants to do something right, she would decide to do the job herself. Luan would be shown to have short black hair instead of her signature brown hair with a ponytail, and no longer having braces.
Birthday Suprise IV[]
A couple days Lincoln was attacked by Rebecca and Leni had killed Rebecca to save Lincoln, Lincoln and Leni would fully recover and would no longer need to use his bandages nor the wheelchair anymore. However, Leni would be in depression; while she is happy about saving Lincoln's life, she would feel sad about killing Rebecca and has not left her room and would always lay in bed depressed as much since the incident. Luan was not doing the best in high school, was bare able to graduate and was not accepted to college. Luan would work as a full-time job to make ends meet but was not able to keep her job as long as she would be fired for not coming to work even after being fully recovered from her injuries. However, Leni was not able to care about it.
Lucy would help with Lily for Leni as she didn't like seeing the latter in such a mentally worrying state. Lincoln would still tried to comfort Leni to try to calm her down and that he safed her life by taking Rebecca down to save him. Leni would also mention about the deaths of Chandler McCann and Conner Andrade, in which Chandler was knocked into a sewer after Paige threw bricks at Chandler to knock him down and was not seen since, with Conner falling off a cliff and died before being eaten by a cougar, both incidenct of where the deaths of Chandler and Conner were both in self-defense when Chandler and Conner tried to kill him. Lincoln would allow Leni to call him "Linky". However, when the house's power was cut down while there was not a storm, Lynn Jr. would offer to go check on the power.
However, Luan would be shown to be alive and okay, deciding to quiet Lynn Jr as the latter tried to cry for help. Luan would slit Lynn Jr.'s throat with a knife, dying Lynn. She would close her eyes and pass out before falling on the ground unconscious. Later, Lola and Lisa would go to check on Lynn Jr, Luan would stab Lola in the stomach before collapsing onto the floor and dying, causing the family to panic.
Lincoln would be shocked about how Luan was still alive even though he thought she was sentenced to death. She would ask if she could "join the party" as they "can't have a party without a clown". Lynn would claim that she has a "joke" for Lincoln before joking about how she had killed Lynn Jr.
Lily would cry, not finding the joke funny at all. Luan would mock about her about not being scared of clowns before claiming about how she wouldn't hurt them and that she would painfully kill them before laughing. When Lincoln would ask what was going on, Luan would mention this:
| “ | Luan: And who might this be? Wait, I heard from Dr. Rebecca that mom and dad got a divorce. Then dad moved away with his new wife. You must be my new mom. I must say you're beautiful, but it's too bad I would have to kill you too. (goes to kitchen drawer and grabs a meat tenderizer) Happy birthday, Lincoln! | „ |
| ~ Luan revealling that she knows what happened while she was away before attempting to kill for the third time. |
Luan knew that Leni would to break open the door so Luan would come prepared by blocking the entrance of the door and would shoow a tranquilizer dart into Leni's neck. Luan would saying to Lincoln that she thought Luan was the dumb one, (whilst referring to Leni as the ableist R-slur), before mentioning about how she surived and that she was never actually even therefore was never actually give the death penalty, meaning that Luan had faked her own death. She would then explain about how she survived and how she was able to stay with Rebecca for two years with a payment of being very intimate with her.
Lincoln would tell his other sisters to call the police while he holds Luan off, with Leni calling the police. Lincoln and Luan would go into a fight for a while before Luna knocks Luan out with a guitar, breaking the guitar in the process. Luan would plan to try to kill them. Luna would shoot Luan in the hand where she was holding a knife, causing her to drop the knife. Luan would beg for Luna not to kill her and to have her locked up instead, as well as ingenuinely saying that she was sorry. However, Luna was not buying it.
| “ | 'Luan: WAIT, PLEASE!!!! I'M SORRY!!!! I REALLY AAM!!!!! JUST GET ME LOCKED UP!!!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!! I'M YOUR SISTER!!! Luna: Sister? You are no longer my sister, Luan! Not since you tried to kill Lincoln! You used to be my favorite sister before it, Luan. But now I hate you more than anything! You kidnapped Paige and cut off her face! You tricked Dr. Rebecca into helping you out! You killed a bunch of innocent people, including two children! You kidnapped Linkand and Jordan to kill them! You freed Ed the cannibal psycho who gave Lincoln serious injuries! Dr. Rebecca then did the same thing to Lincoln! Not to mention all of these "pranks" you pulled on us! LANA COULD HAVE DIED FROM AN ALLERGIC REACTION AND YOU JUST LAUGHED ABOUT IT! MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU KILLED LYNN AND LOLA! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SISTER. I told you that if you ever ger near Lincoln again, I WOULD F#CKING KILL YOU AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO! |
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| ~ Luan trying to beg for mercy, only for Luna to not believe her pleading. |
Luan, knowing that she cannot beg her way out of it, she would kick Luna in the shin before punching her to knock her down. Luan would attempt to kill her family with Dynamite. Luna would ask Rita of she had any extra bullets, only for Rita to mention that she and her father didn't think that the gun would ever be used. Luan would grab a crowbar to try to hit Rite on the right side of her waist, leading to Rita to let go of lily to hold her waist in pain. Luan would attempt to strangle her little sister Lily by the neck before threatens them that she would kill her if they dare try to go near her. Lily was too terrified to say anything to Luan. While she does not remember Luan, she does know that Rita told her that Luan was crazy and was locked up before. Luan would mock Luan for not saying anything until Lily decided to bite uan in the hand that Luan what shot at, causing Luan to let go of Lily. Lily would try to run to Rita, only for Luan to grab her by her hair. Lisa would decide to grab the hand where Luan was shot to bite it as well. Luan would pull Lisa away before grabbing a crowbar to swing it at Lisa's head, cracking her skull and causing her to fall on the floor, killing her.
Lori would become furious and would run at Lori to stop her. However, Luan would decapitate Lori with a wire trap, which would also lead to Lori being killed as well. However, Leni would be slowly recovering. They would realize the house would be on fire, as they would also escape.
Luan would run towards Lynn Sr before chopping off his nose before slashing his face with her axe, killing him. Marianne would cry for the loss of her own husband. Lincoln would run into the burning house, with Luan attempting to chase after him, only for Lincoln to lock the door to his room as she attempted to break the door down with the axe. Lincoln would go pull out a black pocket knife (a gift from Tabby) and some back, spiked brass knuckles (a gift from Polly Pain) Luan would chop down the door before saying "HERE'S LUAN!". Luan got angry as he knew what Luan was referencing. Luan would eventually break down the door and would kick it open.
Luan would then tell him an "axe" pun, only for Lincoln to tell her that she is not funny. Lincoln would give her a very long rant about why she is not funny.
| “ | Luan: Hey, Lincoln! May I AXE you a question? Haha! Get it? Lincoln: That was terrible. You're not funny, Luan! You never were! Also tht "Shining" reference wasn't funny either. It was just annoying. That's all you are, Luan. You're not funny, you're just annoying! Maybe if you at least try to come up with actual funny jokes, you could probably be funny. But instead, you come up with these unfunny jokes and expect us to laugh. No one thinks you're funny. NOBODY! Except for yourself. Maybe you shouldn't have puled any of those stupid pranks either! Nobody finds them funny except for you. A bucket of water is one thing, but your pranks go to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. I'm surprised you didn't get anyone killed years ago with them! When Paige and I were starting to know each other. But then you decided to invite her over on Aprill Fools' day so you can prank her. You want to seriously RUIN MY CHANCE WITH HER just because you wanted to laugh. It's a good thing that Paige told me she was coming over before she arrived. That's when I decided to give you a taste of your own medicine, but you never seem to listen because you continue on with these stupid pranks. Now look at who you became- The same exact psychopah. We all changed and grew up. I'm no longer that talentless, wimpy kid I used to be. But you never changed. And in fact, you have gotten WORSE! YOU KILLED MY SISTERS AND MY DAD! YOU TRICKED DR. REBECCA INTO HELPING YOU YOU FREED ED FROM HIS CELL! YOU KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE! AND FOR WHAT?! FOR WHAT?! BECAUSE I CALLED YOU UNFUNNY AFTER MAKING AN UNFUNNY JOKE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE YOU F#CKING SERIOUS?! JUST BECAUSE OF THAT?! IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TIMES I PULLED PRANKS ON YOU OR THE TIME I RUINED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH BENNY AFTER YOU PULLED A PRANK ON PAIGE?! NO, IT WAS JUST THE TIME YOU COULDN'T HANDLE A LITTLE BIT OF CRITICISM! YOU WERE SO ANGRY THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL ME AND THEN CUT OF PAIGE'S FACE OF TO TORTURE ME. YOU DESERVED TO BE LOCKED UP! Luan: (furious) YOU LITTLE SH#T! |
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| ~ Lincoln calling out Luan's actions as pathetic for the fourth time. |
Lincolk would stab Luan in the hip with his pocket knife. Lincoln would hold Luan by the hair before punching her in the mouth, knocking her down. before running out of his room to get out of the burning house to leave to the downstairs' exit after the doorway was blocked as the house started to come down. Lincoln would make it out alive with his family that still were alive (excluding Lisa, Lynn Jr., Lori Loud, and Lynn Sr., as the four of them mentioned were all dead).
However, Luan would get herself out of the burning and colapsing house by jumping out of the window before landing on the ground, while holding a knife with the hand that was not injured. She would then try to run at the with a knife with the intent to kill them as she threatened to kill all of them. Lincoln would put on his brass knuckles and his picket knife before going to fight Luan, only for Luna to come and try to go and fight Luan herself. Luan would tell a knife pun as she said that it is "knife" to see her again, Luan would try to charge at Luna with attempt to kill her with the knife, only for Luna to hit Luan with a crowbar to knock her down and again to hit her in the chest. Luna would go to beat Luan up. Luna would attempt to hit Luan in the head, only for Luan to tell a horrible pun, mocking and sarcastically tells Luna to kill her, while saying that if she kills her Luna would become a murderer just like her. Luan was almost about to kill Luan only for Leni to stop her from doing so, not wanting her to kill anyone. However, Luan would then sadistically muse about it "gets easier" after a person were to kill someone, leading to Leni to punch Luan to knock her down.
| “ | Luan: Wow, talk about a headache. Haha! Get it? Luna: (angrily) SHUT THE F#CK UP! Luan: (taunting) Go ahead and do it. Kill me. You'll just become a murderer like me. After all, it runs in our genes, sis! Luna: SHUT UP! I WOULD NEVER BECOME A MURDERER LIKE YOU AND YOU'RE NO LONGER MY SISTER! Luan: (taunting) Then go ahead, carper eater. Luna: SHUT THE F#CK UP! (Luan would attempt to hit Luan in the head with the crowbar, only for Luan to grab out a pocket knife and stab it in Luna's shoulder. Luan would get up to try to run away, but would fall down due to the pain in her legs. Luna would take the knife away from her shoulder. Luna was about to try to stab the pocket knife into Luan's head, only to be stopped by Leni by holding onto Luna from her chest.) Leni: Stop, Luna! Don't do this! Luna: WHY NOT?! SHE KILLED OUR SISTERS AND FATHER! NOT TO MENTION SHE CAUSED SO MANY PROBLEMS FOR ALL OF US BEFORE SHE BECAME A MURDERER! JUST LOOK AT ALL OF THE CHAOS SHE CAUSED! AND FOR WHAT?! BECAUSE LINCOLN TOLD HER OFF?! I HAVE TO DO THIS! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO TRULY END THIS! SHE TRIED TO KILL LINCOLN AND CUT OF PAIGE'S FACE 3 YEARS AGO, KIDNAPPED LINCOLN AND JORDAN, NOT TO MENTION RELEASING A CHILDREN'S CANNIBAL PSYCHO FROM THE MENTAL INSTITUTION! SHE GOT DR. REBECCA TO TRY TO KILL YOU AND LINCOLN LAST WEEK! AND NOW SHE'S STILL PLANNING TO DO THE SAME THING! I HAVE TO DO THIS, LENI! |
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| ~ Luna attempting to kill Luan, only for Leni (who is a pacifist) to try to stop Luna from doing so. However, after Luan would muse about how it gets easier to not feel as much guilt after killing someone, only for Luan to punched Luan onto the ground, only for Leni to end up crying in anger even though she does refuse to kill Luan and saved Luan's life. |
Afterwards, Leni would drop to her knees crying as the police and the firefighters come to estinguish the house fire and to go to arrest Luan again. Luan would ask the police if they missed her, before getting arrested again, threatening that this would not be the last of her and that she would likely have this as a plan and that she would plan to escape again, causing her family to get worried, wondering about Luan would be making another plan in case her other plan were to fail, knowing that Luan would stop at nothing when it comes to "pranking" people, even if it involves murdering people. The bodies of Lynn Sr., Lola, Lisa, and Lynn Sr. would be placed in body bags by the ambulanc before taking away, likely to analyze the bodies before given them a proper burial.
Ever since that incident, even after a whole week. Paige and Girl Jordan were shocked that Luan had faked her own death much to their concern, even though it would lead to them confronting each other. Lincoln would feel depressed since three of his sisters and father were dead. He was also traumatized due to the fact that she tried to kill him again and that Luan was still trying to go after her and was still alive. Even though he may not always get along with his sisters, he didn't want any of them to die even if they were to have done him wrong.
Within the past two years, he thought he would have a more peaceful life only for Luan to ruin it time and time again. This would lead to Lincoln to fear about Luan planning to escape from the insane asylum again. Not even Tabby's special gift was able to chear Lincoln up, leading to Tabby to do all the work for him.
Lincoln would go with his family and his remaining family members to mourn for Lincoln's three deceased sisters and for Lynn Sr.'s death, which Lynn Jr. Lola, Lori, Lisa, and Lynn Sr. would be buried beside Albert Reynolds (Pop Pop) and Aunt Ruth so all of the family would be buried next to one another as they will all want to stay together even after death. While Marianne Smith did overstay her welcome, Rita decided to let her stay with her due to her being depressed about losing her husband, Lisa, Lola, Lori, Lynn Jr.
Rita would plan for their family to move out ov Royal Woods to find a new home as she knows that it is no longer safe for her nor her children (especially not for Lily Loud) since Luan was still alive. However, Luna was rather reluctant about the idea of leaving the very home her own family lived for most of their lives. Rita would mention about how it was for the better to move for the safety of their family since they are not safe in their current home while Luan is still alive and likely planning to go and attack them again.
The remaining Loud sisters (excluding Luna) would indeed be afraid about the dangers of being in danger and not wanting to die. Lincoln would asure them that he would not let anything happen to them, specially Lana.
| “ | Rita: Lincoln, Girls, there's something we need to discuss. We all know what happened and as much as it pains me to say this, I don't think we're safe here. Lucy: Mom, what do you mean? Leni: Are you saying we should move? Rita: I know it may be tough but.... Luna: Mom! You can't do this. Royal Woods is our home! Rita: I know dear, but... Luna: But, what? You want us to leave our home? The place we grew up here? The place we were first born? The place we took out first steps, why?! Rita: BECAUSE IT'S NOT SAFE HERE!!!! IT'S NOT SAFE FOR US! THIS ISN'T THE BEST PLACE FOR LILY TO GROW UP! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE IN A PLACE WHERE YOU'RE IN FEAR?! Luna: No, but this isn't about out home, it's about that b#tch, isn't it? Maybe if Leni wasn't being such a f#cking Pu##y and let me kill that f#cking b#tch, this wouldn't happen!!!! (Rits slaps Luna across the face) Rita: Be quiet! Just listen to me! That's not the point! Look at the facts, Luna! We are living in constant fear because we're worried about Luan! And we should be because just like her stupid pranks she used to pull on Apri Fools', she's unpredictible! After her arrest, she already had a plan on escaping and getting her revenge. She already caused a problem for us THREE TIMES after she escaped and I have a feeling that she still has a few more tricks up her sleeves! Luna: But after that she's done, I doubt she'll escape so easily again! But if she does, I can handle her!<r>Rita: That's not the point, Luna! This isn't about you. It's about Lincoln. Four times, FOUR TIMES! Luan attempted to kill Lincoln, and as tough as he is, remember that he has his limits. We already discussed this. Lincoln told me he doesn't feel safe living here. Luna: (to Lincoln) It that true, bro? (Lincoln nods his head, leading to Luna feeling bad.) Rita: And it's not just about Lincoln, what about your little sister Lana? Do you actually think she wants to stay here? (Luna would see Lana, who is shown to be traumatized) Rita: Everyone lese feels the same. Your older sister Leni, your little sister Lucy? Do you think they want this? Leni: I'm not afraid of Luan. Anything she can throw at me, I can handle. My true fear is losing my family. I'm scared that one day Luan would escape and I'm not here to stop her. Just like the time with Dr. Rebecca, if I hadn't stayed, Linky wouldn't have survived. Lucy: (in a scared tone) I never been so scared in my life! It was bad enough that Luan would prank us on April Fools', but now she truly wants to kill us! (cries) 'Rita: And I want Lily to grow up here as well. She may be 5-years-old, but she's aware that her father and her other sisters are never comng back. Do you really want your youngest sister to grow up in fear? Luna: No, we don't have to move away. You just have to buy more bullets and then I could use the gun on Luan to take her out for good! Rita: LUNA! Are you seriously listening to what you're saying?! You're asking to shoot Luan, A HUMAN BEING! You're asking to use a GUN! Luna: (cries) But I don't want to leave! Rita: This isn't about you, Luna. Do this for your family. Do it for Lincoln and Lana. Luna: Okay Mom. (Rita kisses Luna on the forehead) Rita: It's okay. Luna: Is this true, Lincoln? Do you feel like you're not safe here> Lincoln: I don't want to leave either. I don't want to leave Royal Woods, but I know now this place isn't safe. I'm worried Luan would come back, and even after I though she was back, she still came back. I'm afraid. Rita: (starts tearing up) Don't worry Lincoln, I won't let anything happen to you. I'm so sorry for being such an awful mother. If I was, this wouldn't have happened. CPS told me that Leni and Luan's behavior weren't normal. While Leni's ADHD has been taken care of, Luan's Schitzophrenia hasn't. This wouldn't have happened if I didn't saw these problem's earlier. I'm the worst mother ever. Don't say that. It's true that you were far from the perfect mother back in the day. But now, you're the best mom ever. (Also starts to tear up) Leni: And I'll protect you, no matter what. Luna: If anyone ever tries to hurt you, I'lll make them wish they were never born. Lincoln: Thanks, guys.! |
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| ~ Rita and her conversation with Luna about her plans about moving out of Royal Woods. |
They do ask if Marianne Smith were to come with them. However, she says that she was going back to New York after tomorrow as she has job back at her home town. the Louds would indeed miss their mother Rita so much, with Leni, Luna and Lincoln telling Rita that they love her before they all left. While Marianne doesn't want to leave either. With Lynn Sr. being dead, Marianne doesn't have anyone to support with money. It would be revealled that Lunn Sr would leave all the life insurance money go to Rita. Rita would think about the times she used to be ungrateful and selfish, felling guilt for how rude she was to him. While Marianne wants to be with them, her heart belongs to Lynn Sr and everywhere he would go. However, since Lynn Sr. is dead, Mariannd does not feel like the kids' stepmom. Rita and Marianne would decide to become a lesbian couple (as Marianne is pansexual). This would mean they would all live together. Rita would find a house for the kids to live in with a much lower price for them, so that Lincolnd would leave his friends nor his girlfriend Tabby. Rita, Marianne, and the kids would all get their stuff packed and left to go to their new home at California, with Lincoln saying to his old home with "Goodbye", old friend.".
Birthday Suprise: The Final Chapter[]
With Luan again being trapped in the Mental Institution again, she was tied in a straightjacket and her legs were strapped in an upright gurney to prevent her from escaping and to prevent her from attacking anyone. As the doctor comes to check on Luan and plans to give Luan shock therapy,
Luan would be asked by the doctor of how she was alive. However, unknowngst to the Doctor, Luan had got herself freed out of her straightjacket, grabs a pocketknife before killing her with it by slashing the Doctor's throat. Another guard would pull out his taser to attempt to taze Luan, only for her to grab the guard by the collar to use him as a shield to shield herself before pulling out the pocketknife from the first guard before headbutting him to have him fall backwards to crash into the second guard. Luan would free her legs out of the gurney by cutting the straps off, freeing herself. The second guard would try to stop her only for Luan to kill him with a pocket knife before stomping on the first guard to kill him as well.
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Personality[]
Luan was shown to be a mentally unstable teenage girl who had a love for comedy, wanting to make making people laugh and having fun, as well as having been mentioned that she was happy when she got to see her adopted brother Lincoln. However, she would completely lose it after being forced to give up what she loved (comedy) and for her family calling her "unfunny".
Luan would become a very petty, egotistical, sadistic, cruel, vindictive, calculated, insane and ruthless individual who maintains a long-lasting, petty grudge over Lincoln, wanting to ruin his birthday all because he called her "unfunny" on April Fools' day despite her pranks endangering people (examples from the episode "Fool Me Twice", "Fool's Paradise", and "April Fools Rules").
Even Lincoln himself calls her out many times (including with Dr. Rebecca, when she tried to blame Lincoln for it and tries to escuse Luan's actions) throughout the series that her actions are unexcusable, calling her reasons for her vengeful rampage as pathetic, as none her actions ever justify nor excuse what she is done, due to her actions being so petty and being much worse as just because all of her family thinks her jokes were "unfunny" does not excuse Luan of going on a killing spree.
Ever since that day, Luan plans to have Lincoln killed before planning to kill the rest of the Loud family, including Lincoln's girlfriends, such as Paige and Girl Jordan, as a way to spite Lincoln. She even has a tendency to use puns often, even though she would later use them for her own sadism in which doesn't detract from how vile and cruel she can be. She is also not against killing innocent people if it means she gets closer to her plans or even for no reason at all, even going as far as to have an innocent mother's children be all killed even though they have done nothing wrong to her.
She also shows to not be against cannibalism, as she promises Ed that he can eat her siblings if he succeeds in killing her brother Lincoln. However, she has no genuine care for the people working for her, seeing them as nothing but pawns as it is shown she has no remorse when Ed gets killed and deems him as "useless", thus meaning that she sees her supposed "friends" as nothing more than pawns.
Luan is also arrogant and would get very cocky, as she refuses to ever take any genuine responsibility for her actions, pinning her fault all onto Lincoln. Her actions were so bad that the Loud family disowned Luan and the sisters being very protective over Lincoln (for a good reason), and blowing up the factory.
She had also been shown to have no care for Ed, Coach Pacowski, Chuck nor Dr. Rebecca as she only sees them as nothing more than pawns for her plans.
However as the story, it would be slowly revealed that Luan had been suffering from Schitzophrenia that was left untreated for years, which would lead to her becoming being a danger to others, including herself. Even her own mother Rita Loud feels guilt for not beinging her to the doctors sooner and seeing Luan Loud as her and Lynn Sr.'s "biggest failure", as they wished that if they both had done more to stop her with her dangerous pranks much sooner, none of the bad things that have taken place in the story would've likely never happened. As a result, she was not able to think clearly. Her disorder didn't go out of control until she was called unfunny.
It was even revealed that at the mental hospital that the doctors did actually try to help her, only for when she realized the Loud family had moved away, a part of her old self came, but she also struggled to control herself due to her thirst for vengence.
In the near end, even though she had done a lot of bad things, right after Lincoln Loud apologized to Luan Loud for making her give up comedy and for her family disowning her as well as telling her that he loves her as a sibling, Luan stop attacking Lincoln and her family and actually shows to feel remorse for all the bad things that she has done. She would also be shown to feel like that it was too late for her to get help for her Scitzophrenia, calling 911 before planning to kill herself by blowing up the pick-up truck that she was driving in to stop the violent and vengeful side of her from hurting the family who she would genuinely show to care for.
Trivia[]
- While the original story writer originally planned to have Luan Loud to be stuck in a mental institution for the rest of her life, Immortal Starscream decided to have Luan Loud be "killed off" due to not liking her as a character in general. However, Noc29x decides for Luan to be re-trialed and have her be given a death sentence.
- In the original writing by Immortal Starscream, it was mentioned that Luan Loud had killed her other sisters. However, this idea was retconed in Noc29x's story, as it would be rewritten to where the sisters have survived.
- Most of Luan's moments were references of DC's "Joker".
- The part where she says "HERE'S LUAN!" is the reference from the Stephen King's 1980's "The Shining", where Jack Torrance would say "HERE'S JOHNNY!".
- While her actions are far too petty to justify or excuse her actions, she does still have one working tragedy (albeit a minor one) of suffering from Schitzophrenia that was left untreated for years when her parents thought that it would go away by itself. In the near end of the finale, she would show to feel remorse for her actions and would kill herself, thinking that it was far too late for her to get a doctor to treat her.
External Link[]
- Luan Loud (The Loud House Creepypasta: Birthday Surprise) on the Hate Sink Wiki. (Needs article)
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