| “ | Save it, motherfucker! You just shit all over my couch, and some of it even got on the walls and the floor. Shrek, I've reached my limit. Today is punishment day! | „ |
| ~ Mario declaring that Shrek has a punishment day. |
| “ | You're not getting your way, asshole! I'm kicking this untalented motherfucker off a building, no matter what! One Direction is a shitty band, anyway, so who the fuck cares? No one gives a rat's ass if I kick Harry off a building. Shrek, say farewell to Harry Shitpiles! | „ |
| ~ Mario bashing Shrek's opinion on One Direction as he prepares to kick Harry Styles off a building. |
| “ | Mario: OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! Shrek, you've just fucked up big time! Now, start kissing Bethany! Shrek: No! I don't want to! Mario: I said, kiss Bethany right now, or else I will cut off your pathetic ears! |
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| ~ Mario threatening Shrek after he refuses to kiss Bethany. |
Mario is the main antagonist of Bexie Loo's video "Shrek's Punishment Day". He is Shrek's abusive roommate who decides to torture him after seeing him defecate all over his couch.
History[]
After Shrek defecated all over Mario's couch, Mario reached his limit with the disgusting mess-prone ogre and decided to give him a punishment day on the spot. Mario started off by forcing Shrek to clean up all of his fecal matter, and once Shrek had finished, Mario forcibly fed him baby food (including forcing him to drink baby formula). After that, he burned Shrek by pressing a cigarette onto his body, then forced him to ride the El Toro roller coaster (described by Shrek as the most traumatizing amusement park ride in the world) at Six Flags Great Adventure. After Shrek got off the roller coaster, Mario took him to a skate park, where he kicked the immense ogre onto a skate ramp before asking a skater named Junior to run him over with his skateboard. Junior succeeded, and he ended up fracturing a lot of Shrek's bones. Afterwards, Mario took Shrek to Temple Grandin's Ranch to get him trampled by the cows. Mario succeeded in making the cows trample Shrek, and he even allowed one of them to poop all over Shrek's face. After that, Mario kicked Shrek's favorite member of One Direction, Harry Styles, off a building and let his corpse get run over by a passing car, which not only broke Shrek's heart, but also disgusted him. After that, he hired a koala named Stone, who had irritable bowel syndrome and had eaten four spicy burritos at Taco Bell earlier in the day, to fart on Shrek in exchange for a $100 payment. While Mario was gone, Stone successfully farted all over Shrek to the point where he could not handle it, and upon returning, Mario paid him the $100 he had promised. After that, he invited a repulsive and hideous-looking woman named Bethany (who he had met on Tinder by setting up a fake profile for Shrek to assist in one of his punishments) to his house and forced Shrek to kiss her. When Shrek refused, Mario threatened to cut off his ears, which intimidated him enough to engage in the unwarranted sexual intercourse. After Shrek had finished kissing Bethany, Mario finished off the punishment day by transforming Shrek into a baby, then kicking him off a balcony so hard, he landed in Antarctica and died. What happened to Mario after that is unknown.
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