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| “ | No sir. Not getting out of this chair. | „ |
| ~ Eustace literally knew what the f**k he was talking about. |
| “ | That's it, I'm gettin' me mallet!' | „ |
| ~ You really don't want to get under Eustace's skin. |
Eustace Vergil Motherf-ckin' Bagge, also known as Motivation Eustace or sometimes EIO BAGGO, is the main protagonist villain of the meme quota, Eustace Bagge Knew What the F@ck He was Talking About.
He was a simple farmer with a cynical attitude and issues, sits on his favorite red chair almost any other day, watches TV, reads the newspaper, and is often greedy at times, let alone having his usual habit of scaring Courage. One day, his beloved wife Muriel passed away, leaving the old farmer heartbroken and left all alone with Courage, whom he stopped scaring him or acting meanly to him with hostility, and that was the sign of what happened next.
Upon making a vow to never get off his red chair with Muriel's rocking chair intact, whoever disturbs or so much makes Eustace get off his chair will provoke him into going on a wrathful rampage and conquer all who have disturbed him in his grief. Though besides that, Eustace would eventually become a force to be reckoned with as he ridiculously but stupendously breaks the laws of physics and travels outside the multiverse, getting stronger as he slaughters those in his path for conquest and dignity.
Eons have passed as Eustace becomes incredibly wise, figurative, and specific and begins evolving any further to where he somehow becomes a legit Norse Greek God out of nowhere.
Lore[]
Eustace was once a cranky, brass, cynical, jaded old man who absolutely does nothing, absolutely nothing, for a living and often tormented Courage to the brink of it. However, Muriel had stomach cancer and sadly passed away a few months back, leaving Eustace heartbroken to this day, and ever since then, he never made any effort to scare or torment Courage but left him all alone, distancing himself from the dog Muriel came to love unconditionally. One day, Eustace made a vow to never get off his favorite red chair just to stay beside the very rocking chair his wife sat on, all coming off as a coping mechanism to believe she was still here in that very rocking chair.
One day, a bunch of solicitors came to his home asking for directions. Impatiently, they rudely entered and began harassing the old man, it was then they made a mistake as Eustace began bashing the living heck out of them and state one of his wisest of quotes: "no solicitors!". Unleashing a force to be reckoned with, Eustace has had enough and decided to go on a bloody rampage across all of Nowhere, from the town to elsewhere, he decimated tons of areas and killed dozens to hundreds of civilians in that matter, bashing and smashing their heads wide open to the point there was no one left in Nowhere except the children and women he spared.
From that point on and as he head back home to the farm, he sat back onto his chair once more but suddenly the chair started shaking and began breaking the laws of physics when Eustace accidentally entered the multiverse. Determined to do what he must, Eustace vowed to make a living out of his life and find true m o t i v a t i o n.
Personality[]
Eustace is motivated by the death of his late wife Muriel to always make sure he doesn't get off his chair, ensure the safety of her favorite rocking chair, and beats the living sh-t out of any solicitor disturbing his presence. What was once originally a cranky old man with a cynical brass of mockery and a total coward eventually evolved into something more dangerous, nonsensical, and out for mayhem.
Discovering his no-nonsense abilities, he became bloodthirsty, ruthless, and paranoid to where he went on a bloody rampage of killing millions of people throughout the multiverse on a Tuesday, while at the same time, Eustace can be more of a major embodiment of a hedonistic being whose mindset often comes up with the most over-the-top unusually feasible and hilarious shenanigans like smacking people's heads to let them know what he's talking about, teaching kids how to smoke weed, and bashing people's heads brutally with his personal mallet (his only best friend in the whole wide world). Despite these traits, Eustace was still capable of being cruel, as he brutally trains Courage to the brink of warping him into his attack dog, killing his own mother (albeit she deserved it), caused the genocide of the Eggplants and the Bullfrogs, allowed Courage to torture his past enemies, and forces him to kill Robot Randy in the name of protecting Muriel's chair, which was what he thought.
He also developed the usual habit of sleeping with hundreds of different kinds of women within the multiverse, planning to leave a legacy for himself, making him unfaithful of his love for Muriel, and it was also to make all the girls' boyfriends and husbands look bad for their shrimp-sized privates. He has a notorious hatred for "solicitors", believing they are the possible cause of his wife's demise, and went out of his way to massacre everyone in his presence due to thinking they'll always disturb him. When massacring wasn't enough, he went onto different alternatives of going on a multiversal conquest to conquer one universe to another. He's also not above helping other fellow villains in their crime spree like helping Kratos in the destruction of the Greek World and saving Thanos' butt from Thor's axe, allowing him to annihilate half of the MCU's multiverse.
While having no remorse for all the chaos he's done, even though most of them are usually everyday basis shenanigans for a good laugh, Eustace isn't exactly as heartless as he seems even before he was cranky. He eventually has redeemable features such as his soft spot for children, his friendship with those he allied with (like Kratos, Vergil, Armstrong, and the Mandalorian), and despite their differences, holds some care for his dead brother Horse. Though the most notable that holds up was his love for Muriel and it's made clear he's still in grief by her death, always taking good care of her rocking chair to protect any memory of her, believing she's still here with him. Although a now ruthless kind of guy, Eustace is capable of being seemingly nice and polite whenever he is in a good mood, and at times does show empathy, like when he met the Hunchback of Nowhere again, he protected him from a group of bigots, and later treated him to a cup of jo.
Upon outgrowing his crankiness, Eustace became more wise and honorable, albeit with his own sense of illogical comedic antics but still genuine. Despite being enemies with Courage, he gave the dog enough time to recover his strength after pulverizing him in battle with no reason to do so and wasn't going to take Kratos' body for his to use until the latter told him it was alright as long as he uses his newfound powers responsibly, thus honoring his dying wish. There were also times Eustace developed well-intentioned ideals through some of his crimes, thanks to him most universes are free of evil due to taking down as many vile scumbags, criminals, and tons of corrupt, ruthless empires and organizations, and for some reason, has cured people of depression by ridding NTR. Speaking of which, Eustace even made it his secondary goal to find a cure for depression, believing nobody should think they deserve to be miserable after the abuse they endured. Even though he's not above creating mass bloodshed, death, and destruction around the multiverse, he draws the line against rape, slavery, human trafficking, and any sort of harm or violation to children and babies, proving he has a moral code. As a matter of fact, most of his victims are total scumbags and disgustingly vile criminals, both inside and out, with a sheer hatred.
Eventually, Eustace seemingly mellowed out from the following eons after becoming a Norse God, becoming more calm and collected than his usually brutal, pretentious, and ruthless persona to where he seemingly acted like that one wholesome dad when he met Courage again, even then he's still capable of performing his villainous routine.
However, at the end of the day, it's clear enough that Eustace is truly broken with the memory of his wife's passing forever stirring inside his mindscape. He won't stop doing what he does until he finally finds time to be truly m o t i v a t e d... and get off his damn red chair for once. But we can't make him.
Worst Acts[]
The Rise of Bagge[]
- Killed and bashed the heads of the same solicitors who disturbed him in his time of grief and for forcing him to get off his chair.
- Went on a bloody rampage, massacring and bashing the heads of Nowhere's civilians that resulted in hundreds of deaths.
- Gone on doing multiversal terrorism, in which he went from universe to universe attacking a different city, town, or village. It's said he bashed the heads of over 500,000 people to death, even though almost all of them were complete jerks, criminals, and really vile people at a 90% chance. As he stated, "no solicitors!".
- He brutally trained Courage with a ton of hellish methods and practices. Such as whipping him into shape, forcing him to fight hostile dogs, and carrying tons of brick over his back to the point it broke. (MEH)
- Used Courage as his personal attack dog and has sicced him to mercilessly attack other people just to avoid getting off his chair.
- Got revenge on his mother, Ma Bagge, for all the verbal abuse he endured by bashing her in the head while tormenting her one last time.
- Punctured a cruise ship and had it drown, letting over 15,000 people die and perish.
- He bashed someone in the head for simply urinating on the grave of his brother, Horse Bagge. Despite their differences, he killed said person for such disrespect.
- Participated in a WWE wrestling match out of nowhere and surprise, crippling and breaking the bones of several wrestlers. While they were arrogant and brood, they did nothing to deserve this.
- He went around banging countless wives, girlfriends, and daughters of other people across the multiverse, all to simply leave and make a legacy for himself.
- He took down, destroyed, and decimated hundreds of empires and organizations within the multiverse, which resulted in a total of 53,470,000 deaths. However, his actions prevented them from committing genocidal campaigns, enslaving other countries or worlds, and other heinous stuff like rape and human trafficking.
- He allowed Courage to torture his past enemies, such as Katz, Le Quack, Fusilli, Mad Dog, the Stitch Sisters, Di Lung, Cajun Fox, Dr. Zalost, and the Cruel Veterinarian. While almost all of them deserved it, Di Lung and Zalost's fates were so horrific to where they are traumatized for life, it doesn't help that Zalost became good afterward and Di Lung wasn't truly much of an evil person.
- He committed genocide against the Eggplants and the Bullfrogs, while they originally attacked and invaded his farmhouse when Muriel was alive, the Eggplants were only hostile because they lack hydration, and the Bullfrogs were simply looking for a new pond. Eustace had no excuse to do this but simply because he partially thought they would get him off his chair. (MEH)
- He forced Courage to dismantle and kill Robot Randy, despite the fact Courage once befriended him and helped him open up about his passion for making reindeer figurines. What's worse is that Randy visited Earth on the day it was his birthday. (MEH)
- This act would emotionally damage Courage to the point he is driven with PTSD over the thought of killing someone he once helped to make than destroying, and ended up feeling remorse and grief over it.
- While Robot Randy did put Eustace, Muriel, and Courage into a work of slave labor, he made amends for his actions and Eustace had nothing to gain from it but was driven by his own paranoia thinking Randy might destroy Muriel's chair, regardless whether or not it would be accidental.
- He nearly wiped out the entire country of Canada simply because a Canadian tourist disturbed him in his sleep when asking for directions, killing exactly 27 million people by a flinch of his own mallet bashing that disrupt a destructive-level Earthquake.
- Though he is truly kind and caring about children, he wasn't above teaching them how to smoke weed. Which, of course, he thought would make anyone a complete badass.
- Went on another multiversal rampage, in which he destroyed a thousand cities with the most populations for each universe. Upon doing so, he ultimately caused the deaths of exactly over 82,000,000 lives.
- He went around in the middle of Nowhere smacking several people in their heads to let them know what the f@(k he was talking about while he was in the nude, which scared people off immediately whenever they go near his farmhouse.
- He then went around in the town of Nowhere, completely naked, bashing the heads of numerous civilians with his mallet for no other reasons than just his unusual and odd shenanigans. He would even engage in sleeping with several women that very night.
- Forced about 21 people to listen to Bury the Light by Casey Edwards 24/7 on max volume, torturously making them deaf and their ears bleed as a result.
- He helped assisted all of the crimes of Vergil, Senator Armstrong, and even Kratos just because he wanted to feel the thrill of being so damn alive.
- He went out his way of destroying all that is NTR, bashing the heads of various stalkers, predators, and rapists brutally with his mallet. However, it's made clear all these victims deserved it and Eustace was well-intentioned about it so no one will ever have to go through genuinely traumatic and heartbreaking experiences. If anything, he was curing depression.
- Gone into a massacring rampage of decimating every single McDonald's joint within the multiverse, so far having to destroy 509 of them and led to the deaths of likely hundreds to thousands of McDonald's employees involved without a single thought. Eustace's reason for this was that McDonald's never brought back their Snack Wraps.
- Invaded the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure universe, where he illogically stole DIO's body and used it as his own, now capable of controlling all of time and space combined with his physics defiance capabilities to where he was close to becoming a Norse God. Thus, it also gave birth to his Stand, The Mask.
- He brutally fought Courage the moment the dog betrayed him after putting him through hellish training and forcing him to kill Robot Randy.
- Trapped Courage somewhere within space and time, leaving the dog in an unparallel wormhole where he is seen flowing from universe to universe with no end. This likely placed him in a fate worse than death situation, though it didn't last for long when Courage landed on a universe where Muriel was alive, but not Eustace.
- Because of how he was breaking the laws of physics and went around traveling the multiverse, there were severe consequences to them that involve rather destructive or catastrophic effects on the universes he visited. Eustace was seemingly aware of what it cost him, though doesn't care what happens since "it's not his problem". Numerous examples include:
- Several universes, a confirmed total of 5, starting to crumble away from existence.
- Over 12 universes have their solar systems destroyed, thus dooming all life, especially said universes' version of Earth respectively.
- At least 10 versions of Earth from a different universe began freezing up, leaving the planet frozen.
- During the time Eustace arrived at the MCU multiverse where Thanos was about to be axed by Thor, he prevented the God of Thunder from further harming the latter and allowed the Mad Titan to use the Infinity Gauntlet to decimate half of the universe. His actions resulted in allowing Thanos into annihilating half of the universe's life, killing an incalculable number of innocent lives. His reason behind this was that he agreed with Thanos' intentions and thought it was for the better. (MEH)
The Conquest of Bagge[]
- Having enough of random solicitors going near his wife's chair or forcing him to get off, Eustace finally proceeds to start a multiversal conquest, taking over the entire multiverse by any means necessary to protect his late wife's memory.
- Throughout his next step to terrorizing the multiverse after declaring his conquest, he ends up successfully conquering over 35 universes after killing said universe's main hero/protagonist respectively. Afterward, he eventually had them ruled with an iron fist at the hands of his well-built empire throughout these universes, taking away these Earths' freedom into a police state.
- He took possession of Kratos' body when the latter passed away and made his old friend's corpse his own to use. However, Kratos willingly gave up his body for Eustace to have with the former honoring his wish, therefore giving Eustace the means of evolving his current body into a full-blown, overpowered Norse God.
- Now as a Norse God, he went around massacring and torturing as many vile scumbags throughout the multiverse, as well as the ones within Earth-200111, just to quickly put a stop to their next act of vile deeds. The confirmation of the kill count was around exactly 75,000 scumbags.
- He would eventually go on committing an innumerable amount of other heinous crimes for eons after he became a Norse God, meaning he is immortal. While offscreen, there are several descriptions and flashbacks from victims around the multiverse of what he did for the past few eons as of now:
- He stole Big Jack Horner's thunder of ever using the Last Wish, which he used to get a free 50% coupon for Target.
- Encouraged children around the multiverse to listen to Snoop Dogg's music, influencing them to smoke daily.
- For every time he says "Nope!" out loud, an uninhabited planet would explode randomly out of nowhere. At least 17 planets fell victim to such nonsense.
- Clogging people's toilets whenever he had a big dump to lay waste and remarking "Rotten Toilet!" whenever people ended up discovering the horrors of Eustace's large amounts of literal manure, causing them to pass out.
- Destroyed the entire Cartoon Network studios, killing likely hundreds to thousands of workers and the CEO, mainly because he got tired of Teen Titans GO! airing so much and for being a bad influence on children. Another reason was that he was pissed over the new shows not being as good as the Golden Age ones, especially his and Courage's show, despite the fact this was the very studios that made him and their show.
- Decimated hundreds of Arby's joints, killing another batch of numerous workers there, all because their sandwiches were super bad and distasteful. However, he managed to steal millions of their curly fries because they were so damn good af.
- Broken the kneecaps of every single famous NBA player just to end their whole career, the same way Supa Hot Fire roasted various rappers in the past. In return, he would take their places just to steal their fame out of spite and to show them how it's done.
- Hacked into the Among Us game and had it deleted permanently simply because the game became overrated and the memes were getting out of hand.
- Posted a meme about how many 2023 films are getting flopped nowadays, especially The Flash of all films, to the point it indirectly caused the universes of half of the DCEU, the Fast and Furious universe, and the world of live-action Disney remakes to perish from how much of a failure they are, something Eustace was aware of but decided to flip the middle finger to every last dying universe out of spite as if he were Mr. Bean.
- Somehow magically turned people into ranch dressing after brutally torturing them with the help of a guy named "Spider", technically creating "blood ranch", a grotesque product consisting of mixed ranch and human blood. He would eventually sell it on public markets, gave people stomach problems, and eventually killed Spider after finding out he was an ax-crazy rapist and mass murderer, which of course, the latter deserved it.
- It's implied that every year on Christmas Eve, Eustace would go around taking a dump on other people's house chimneys while dressing up as Santa Claus just to turn the beloved jolly ol' St. Nick into a complete joke amongst the internet. Because of taking a crap on the roof, people's houses ended up smelling like literal sh-t to the point they moved out of their homes, some had moved to other neighborhoods but some were basically left homeless because of Eustace's stunt.
- He would go around terrorizing dozens of neighborhoods and villages all across the globe using only a machine gun. Confirmation of 1,142 people were killed thanks to him and primary motivation over it was because Eustace wanted to test out using a machine gun for fun.
- He left a panning review on Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, stating it did not live up to the same hype as the past three Planet of the Apes reboot films. This resulted in angering millions of monkeys into going after Eustace, only for him to wipe out half of the incoming attackers with his mallet in one-go. This resulted in a confirmed counting of 594,780 dead Monke.
- He helped a spoof supervillain named Hourglass to re-premiere the Superhero Movie in hopes of making it big in the box office, in actuality, it was to gather tens of millions of movie-goers internationally to have their youth drained and aging them to death through Hourglass' Age Absorption-inator (built on the request by Dr. Doofenshmirtz) to obtain full-time immortality. Eustace's reason behind this was to help Hourglass make his original staple for himself as he did not wish to be a simple parody but to be a full-blown, original villain.
- His most disturbing act was to kidnap, roast, and have Dr. Gerbil eaten alive by a group of hounds, another one of Courage's past enemies. While Dr. Gerbil kidnapped him and Muriel by shrinking them as he proceeds to experiment on them for his cosmetic products, the act was described by the Duck Brothers, friends of Courage and witnesses to the incident, to have been viscerally brutal that it's not hard to feel sorry for Dr. Gerbil in spite of his actions. (MEH)
- When he encounters Courage once again after somehow returning back to his universe, Eustace overwhelmed him in battle and attempts to kill him several times when he had a chance.
- Even after his defeat, Eustace manages to escape and tries to discover a new method to rewrite all of reality within the multiverse where Muriel's death never came to be. For the time being, Eustace got off a Karma Houdini for the next past eons until he returned.
- He dedicated his entire life as of now, to killing millions of scumbags across the multiverse (most of them being rapists, pedophiles, and adulterers) in hopes of researching a "proper" cure for depression. He's managed to rack up massacring 377,826,430 scumbags straight-up during his eon-hiatus.
Bagge's Tremendous Return[]
- Making his return, Eustace declares war on Courage to settle the score. His first act in eons on Earth was to destroy the entire Yungay Province in the Ancash region by causing a drastic-level magnitude from the tip of his axe-mallet, causing the deaths of 50,000 people and wiping the population off just to spite his late wife's dog.
- Intentionally made a panning review on Mark Millar's Nemesis, saying it's a "half-a**ed, one-dimensional sh-tshow", to lure out the original Nemesis and capture him. He spent four weeks torturing him in various ways; being used as target practice, becoming a literal punching bag, his limbs brutally relocated several times and back, and forced him to watch the entire seasons of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, knowing of his hatred for cops. Eustace's reason for this was because he despised the Nemesis for his incest by proxy act, deeming it as unnecessarily cruel.
- Sunken an entire ferry in France just by the gravitational tip of his axe-mallet, drowning 54 innocent people.
- He drought the entire capital of Amsterdam by simply chugging-up it's entire water system and facilities with a straw through a nearby lake in the most illogical way possible. This resulted in the capital's hydration crisis with low water shortage and endangering thousands, over 19,657 people died from dehydration.
- Entering the Good Burger universe, Eustace exposed the secrets to Mondo Burger's big-ass burgers, simply using illegal Triampathol to enlarge their burgers without knowing the consequences, not out of standards, but simply to humiliate and arrest the dimwitted teen and his employees. He also rigged the court into finding him guilty and be sentenced to 158 years in prison, Eustace then explained his reason for this was because "[Kurt] was a childish solicitor with zero respect for a damn good burger".
- Destroying the Parthenon, one of Greece's monuments, by causing a drastic-level magnitude that shattered the area and was populated with tourists at that time. A confirmation over 37 deaths and 12 survivors, 6 out of them ended up injured.
- He went on destroying several countries just to further spite Courage, using the tip of his mallet to cause tremendous earthquakes that hit, soon drowned, and collapsed Sudan, Myanmar, Poland, Yemen, Jordan, and Honduras. The result ended with 189,576,389 deaths in total.
- He teamed up with Aku and Vilgax in overthrowing Black Hat with the intention of ruling the entire Cartoon Network multiverse. During the time, he raided his headquarters and manages to gravely injured Black Hat, giving his accomplices the honor of killing the self-claimed "ultimate evil".
- Upon taking over Black Hat's headquarters, Eustace began recruiting several of only the evilest Cartoon Network villains and outside of its association within the multiverse, from The Lich, Van Kleiss, HIM, The Beast, V.V. Argost, Anti-Pops, the Twin Masters, General Modula, Trigon, and Grandfather, to become either between his field commanders and five-star generals. Thus creating an empire to begin further expanding his multiversal conquest.
- Began launching his conquest campaign, which he had succeeded in either taking over or destroying dozens of universes under sheer circumstances by the following victories and outcomes:
- He dispatched Aku into attacking the Nickelodeon multiverse. Which these following actions involve:
- He had drove both the Fairly OddParents and Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius universes into engaging in a devastating war with each other by massively corrupting the population of fairies in Fairy World, including Jorgen von Strangle, with the Black Mass, sending them to thwart chaos and oblivion in Jimmy's world through magic, which resulted in 500 million deaths and later enslaving the latter's universe on Eustace's behalf. Meanwhile, Aku single-handedly incinerate half of Timmy's world, burning millions to billions to death, leaving only the former - now as an adult, his fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda, their son Periwinkle (formerly Poof), Hazel, and Tootie, now a single parent of two young daughters, being the only known survivors.
- He increased the solar flare of the sun to vaporize entire oceans of the SpongeBob SquarePants universe, causing mass drought throughout the entire Bikini Bottom, drying up and killing countless sea life as a result, on Eustace's order, leaving only SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles (both with a spare water helmets) and Sandy Cheeks to be the only known survivors in her dome. Then next, Aku was ordered to decimate the entire Chum Bucket, killing Sheldon Plankton, and abducting his robot wife, Karen, to become Eustace's personal intel informant and hacker. Technically enslaving her to do his every bidding, and to an extent of oceans vaporized, also caused mass dehydration onto billions of mankind.
- He led a genocidal campaign on destroying Earths belonging to the Aaahh!! Real Monsters universe, the Klasky-Csupo multiverse, the Madagascar universe, and The X's universe, resulting in billions of deaths and left no survivors.
- He waged war and later conquered the universes of Sanjay and Craig, Breadwinners, Bunsen is a Beast, and Middlemost Post, establishing a brutal, global regime onto each Earth.
- He dispatched Aku into attacking the Nickelodeon multiverse. Which these following actions involve:
Quotes[]
| “ | No solicitors! | „ |
| ~ He really means what he hated most about them. |
| “ | Make me! | „ |
| ~ Make him get off his chair and you're a goner. |
| “ | Nope! | „ |
| ~ There are times that even Eustace has no clue wtf he is talking about. |
| “ | What's eh!? | „ |
| ~ Confusion in a nutshell. |
| “ | Where did I put dat mallet. | „ |
| ~ His mallet often gets lost out of "nowhere". |
| “ | Ahhh~ Me mallet. | „ |
| ~ Oh, yes. His "only best friend" in the wholewide world. |
| “ | Rotten toilet! | „ |
| ~ Sheesh, Eustace. Enough with the potty jokes. |
| “ | Stupid dog! Don't make yourself look bad! | „ |
| ~ This time, he truly wants Courage to be strong. |
| “ | WE AIN'T GOT NO NEIGHBORS! | „ |
| ~ He points out wtf he is talkin' about again. |
| “ | Oh, wicked. | „ |
| ~ Frustration. One of Eustace's biggest weaknesses. |
| “ | What's your offer! | „ |
| ~ Offer him what you have, and he'll keep his word. Guaranteed. |
| “ | RUN ME. MY. SNACK. WRAP!!! | „ |
| ~ Eustace would do anything for a damn snack wrap. |
Trivia[]
- The quota, Eustace Bagge knew what the f**k he was talking about, was inspired by a YouTube short video by SJohnsonVoiceOvers, which said video features a Reptar Bar, a chocolate bar treat from the classic Nickelodeon show Rugrats being discussed by Stefan Johnson before ending the segment with the quote, "Tommy Pickles knew what the f**k he was talking about".
- For some reason, Eustace's personal mallet ended up evolving into a god's axe out of nowhere. It's possible the mallet has a mind of its own, or Eustace simply shifts it into what it is today.
- Eustace has banged so many women, it's impossible to keep track of the number of women he slept with. It's possible he banged 30 married wives, 16 live streamers, 18 social media influencers, 22 gamer girls, 26 athletic players/fitness models, 18 Japanese gravure idols, 20 actresses/celebrities, 23 businesswomen, 7 female singers, 25 different kinds of women at a club/bar, 11 teachers, 27 wrestlers, and over 134 goddesses and 201 demi-goddesses.
- Eustace has made tons of allies from his multiversal journey. These people include: The Mandalorian, Heavy, Senator Armstrong, Tengen Uzui, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Joel Miller, The Punisher, Big Jack Horner, Death, Skeet, Cobra Bubbles, Officer Earl, Mike Ehrmantraut, Tighten, Kronk, and of course, Kratos and Vergil.
- Eustace just got into rapping and his favorite rapper is Snoop Dogg. The latter's line, "Smoke weed everyday", is exactly how Eustace became addicted.
- The creator had no idea what to choose to make Eustace memetic, either make him a Half-Kratos, Half-Vergil mashup or simply make him a complete DIO variant. Either way, he decided to say "screw it" and choose both because why not?
- Eustace still hates rotten eggplants to this very day and for good reason.
- Eustace ended up having a craving obsession for the McDonald's Snack Wrap for no reason other than simply because they're better than a burrito. This is mainly based on Stefan Johnson's relentless love for the Snack Wrap.
- His ideal woman is one with glasses and a kind spirit, which explains how he first met Muriel when they were younger.
- He believes TikTok was one of the modern generation's most flawed aspects in today's society, so he decided to permanently delete the whole thing offscreen. Luckily, the creator confirmed it's canon cuz why the heck not!?
- Eustace firmly believes he can take on Baron Karza, the arguably most utterly vile Marvel villain, in a single punch.