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| “ | Well done... [claps four times] What a show that was... Great choices... [reveals true face/full upper appearance for first time/to viewers] We should really do this again sometime... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles revealing himself at the end of WOTFI 2023, as well as his most famous quote. |
| “ | You see when I was a boy (long before my love for movies), all I wanted to do was own... an amusement park! The rides, the sideshows, the cotton candy, oh, the SPECTACLE of it all! But alas... my dear old papa never believed in me. "No vision!" he said. "No creativity!" HAH! So I did what any ambitious, misunderstood young soul would do... I locked myself in my room and watched TV all day! And the rest... is history! And since my hopes and dreams of making the world's best movies were VIOLENTLY F*%@ING CRUSHED BY YOU LOT!!!!!! I'm reviving my newly rekindled dream... of opening my very own amusement park! And not just any amusement park... one filled with the most entertaining performers! And that... of course... includes... you! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles explaining his story and his motives to Mario and SMG4. |
| “ | Meggy! I've wronged you more than I could ever atone for. We'll never be friends.. and maybe that's how it always had to end.. but if my leaving brings you even an inkling of peace... then at least I did one thing right... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' rehabilitation and last words to Meggy before he and Mr. WPNZ seal the YouTube Remote portal, leading to their presumed deaths. |
Mr. Puzzles, formerly known as the Mysterious TV Guy, is the secondary antagonist of Glitch Productions' SMG4 franchise.
He is a powerful human-TV hybrid and the manipulative, charismatic, narcissistic and insane founder of the streaming service Puzzlevision, who wishes to achieve complete perfection in his shows by brainwashing the whole world into being characters in it. Fueled by a bitter and painful past, Mr. Puzzles torments and manipulates the SMG4 Crew into several sadistic adventures to create content, and uses them as the main cast for his streaming service, which tragically resulted in the destruction of Peach's Castle by manipulating SMG4 with Princess Peach turning into an unhinged beast, the death of One-Shot Wren along with Meggy's enduring unhealed PTSD, and the betrayal of Marty who's now seeking vengeance on Mario, Ultimately being responsible for forever changing the lives of the SMG4 gang. Yet his constant failures to get his 5 Stars rating progressively worsen his treatment of his unwilling cast and break his friendly façade, culminating in him losing his temper and sanity by the time his ultimate plan comes into fruition. However, he eventually lost control, goes offline, and was blasted out of the Showgrounds for the time being.
After being reactivated and returning with a miserably petty and vengeful streak against the SMG4 crew, he becomes more unhinged and abandons his current dream of making shows to revive an old one: owning his own amusement park. After briefly taking over Didney World, he aimed to brainwash the rest of the SMG4 Gang as the main attraction, but unfortunately, his efforts failed again. Now disillusioned on achieving fame, his deteriorating sanity leaves him to pursuit on his true goal: making real friends, and resentment toward the SMG4 Crew for their rebellious acts and taking away everything he has built for, into planning to kill them all and those whoever wronged him, especially Mario.
Arrested in a maximum security prison, Puzzles has degraded his sanity even further and becoming closer of hitting full insanity due to isolation and constant failure, but manages to hold into the remains of his brilliance after knowing about his upcoming execution at Death Cube's hands, and decides to do one final revenge plot against the crew. Reuniting with a creature named Toomp, he reaches out to Mr. WPNZ in his darkest hour and offers a deal, offering friendship and an opportunity to move on from his past. In that way, the newly formed team starts to bond and get closer of each other, an unintended result who obligates Mr. Puzzles into taking a fateful choice: killing the SMG4 Crew once for all and running away with his new friends or to betray them to manage to recover Meggy's friendship. However, Mr. Puzzles begins to have doubts over his actions and wonders if his revenge plans against the SMG4 Crew are worth it. He becomes torn over winning Meggy's trust and going through with his revenge plans with Mr. WPNZ and Toomp. When Meggy tearfully says that he's beyond any redemption and he's never going to become better, now finally seeing him for the monster that he truly is, Mr. Puzzles' life crashes down on him. While Puzzles definitely feels remorseful about destroying his friendship with Mr. WPNZ and Toomp, it's heavily implied that he starts crying in guilt after everything he has done to the SMG4 crew for the past 2 years, finally realizing his quest for fame was only built on hurt others and betray genuine friends. With nothing left to lose, he desires to fix the damage he's done to his former partners in crimes, while vowing to redeem himself for all of the trauma he put the gang through with a plan to find the "key" within the Internet Archives which turns out to be the YouTube Remote. He plans to use it to "fix everything that he did wrong", no matter the cost.
After some time traveling and some reconciliation, A massive time rift emerges, threatening to cause total extinction to the universe. With everything on the line, Puzzles sacrifices himself to seal the rift from within, and WPNZ steps in to help, knowing they won't return. Puzzles shares his final words with Meggy, expressing deep remorse as he tearfully apologizes to Meggy for all the torment he has caused her and her friends over the past 2 years and for letting his lifetime ambition for fame fully corrupting him. Even though he would never forgive himself, he hopes that his departure might bring her and the others a brighter future. He gives out one last thank you to everyone for giving him a wonderful life before the rift closes on both Mr. WPNZ and Puzzles, sealing their fate.
He is also the former third archenemy of the SMG4 Crew, particularly being the former second arch-nemesis of Meggy Spletzer, SMG4 and Mario as well as the former arch-rival of SMG3.
He is voiced by Brendan Blaber, who also voices Mummy from My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising, Setsuo Miyamoto in Fire Force, and Zack from Jessica Bravura's MyStreet series.
Roles[]
He is the secondary antagonist of the entire series, serving as the main antagonist of the Showgrounds Era, serving as the titular main antagonist of the PUZZLEVISON Saga, serving as the overarching antagonist of Season 13, as the overarching antagonist of SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti and War of the Fat Italians 2023, the main antagonist of Season 14, SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION, The Meme Factory Arc, War of the Fat Italians 2024.
Post-PUZZLEVISION Saga he serves one of the three main protagonists (alongside SMG4 and Meggy) of the 15th and final Season serving as one of the two overarching antagonists (alongside Karen's Boss) of The Karen Arc and SMG4 Movie: Silence of the Cats, the villainous main protagonist of The Breakout Arc and SMG4 Movie: Guns N' Puzzles, and one of the two main protagonists (alongside SMG4) in War of the Fat Italians 2025.
Appearance[]
Physically, Mr. Puzzles is a tall and thin black humanoid with a dark gray analog TV head, containing in its bottom edge the name "Puzzlevision". His real "face" is an off-white beige background with differently shaped eyes, and a large grin taking up most of his lower face; the mouth's colors are intended to resemble the TV color bars. He wears a black bowler hat on his head, with two TV antennas sticking out, though one is bent. He wears a light grey vest with a white undershirt and a black bow tie, as well as white gloves and black and white sneakers. His pants are dark grey, with silver puzzle patterns.
When as a pop-up, he was simply a TV similar to his head with cartoonish eyes and smile in it.
As a child, he was similar to Ness but totally black and with white eyes; he still had a normal human head back then.
Personality[]
Initially, Mr. Puzzles was your stereotypical rubber hose character, a lovable, thrill-seeking, and very goofy, yet caring and charismatic individual who loves entertaining people with his genre of television shows and would often show his charmingly delightful attitude towards his performers. However, this is all a façade to hide who he really is and to keep his reputation safe. Once this façade of his is dropped, Mr. Puzzles is truly shown to be a mentally unstable, callous, arrogant, cold-hearted, ruthless, immature, and downright sociopathic being who shows little to no regret in manipulating people and turning them against SMG4 and his friends as he will make them become his own performers/slaves as he showed enjoyment in seeing Meggy being mistreated by One-Shot Wren and took delight in SMG4's ability to "play an antagonist so well." His unstable mentality can make him have severe breakdowns when something keeps going wrong, and his temper reflects it. However, deep down inside his heart, he is actually a very lonely individual who does terrible things out of finding real friendship.
During his youth, it was stated that Mr. Puzzles was once a normal and kind, yet insecure outcast who had no friends at school. Until one day, he gave up on trying to make friends and began watching TV all day to forget his troubles, and with that he became so obsessed with television that he made his own decision to cut off his head and replace it with a TV along with his current body, thus turning him into the wicked TV being we see him as now. Mr. Puzzles is also shown to have quite an ego as well, since he would congratulate himself for endangering the cast to entertain himself and refers to himself as a "handsome devil."
Mr. Puzzles’ charisma and well-meaning mature is clearly two face and he has a temper to him, losing it on a drop of a hat when he’s interrupted and annoyed too much, and he is obsessed with a perfect five star review on his shows, slowly losing his mind when the reviews aren’t up to his standards, even calling a 4 star episode a flop. The true motive behind his actions, once Mr. Puzzles had finally reached five stars, was that he could turn the world into a TV show with him as the main character, fulfilling a twisted sense of finally being accepted and being blindly adored by others. As a result of isolation and escapism due to an extreme attachment to television, he was willing to even dismember a part of himself in order to carry out his goals.
As stated in Mario the Exploro, Mr. Puzzles has seemed to have dropped trying to achieve 5-stars and intends to make SMG4's show more entertaining, but in reality, he wants to make it his own, thus showing that he hasn't changed at all. He has taken over SMG3's old role as the villain of the series since then.
In Despicable Mr. Puzzles, it reveals that Mr. Puzzles has at least some humanity left within him, such as mentioning his father telling him to never trust strangers, this strongly implies that he had a good relationship with his father, including learning to never trust strangers before spending his life watching TV. However, it's somewhat debatable since he said this while he was brainwashed and the reveal later on that his father didn't approve of his dream and said he lacked creative vision. He also had a genuine friendship with his temporary sidekick Leggy (the real Meggy) as when SMG4 uses his claw of his ship to grab Leggy while she screamed in fear, Puzzles scared and he boldly trying to save her, after he and her wake up from his adventure, he admits to her that at first she was mischievous and annoying but during their adventure to steal the moon, he says to her that she is decently good sidekick and minion which makes her says to him cutely that Puzzles is nice that he briefly crying in happiness but he somewhat yelled at her to says he is "nice" and he admits he is callously cold-blooded villain, as when she finally access the security gate on factory, he gratefully says that she did a good job and he laughs maniacally and she laughs (in cute way) like him, which is indeed that he loves her.
in A Night At SMG4's…, some random people bullied him, which made him cry and then he tells them not to look at him. This is presumably the reason why he stopped making friends, though this remains unknown. The bonds between Mr. Puzzles and Leggy continued to strengthen in A Night at SMG4's as the latter had saved him plenty of times while they fought their way past Bob, Luigi, SMG3, and SMG4 in their efforts to take the Comedy Zone. Furthermore, the two had also teamed up to take down each foe, making use of their unique traits in size and skill set in the process. This can be seen when Leggy used Mr. Puzzles' TV screen to distract Bob with a "boobie channel" so the Garo could stop raising the level of his Monster Energy River, and when they combined their own emotes to defeat SMG3 with a powerful beam, followed by Leggy exploiting her small size to trick SMG4 into destroying himself with his Robotnik head. Defeated and getting desperate, SMG4 turns to his last resort, which is to summon Mario from the flying elevator above. Upon breaking the glass and pressing the button underneath, Mario comes down and starts causing chaos, all while giving Leggy a mushroom antidote and restoring Meggy back to normal. This has made Mr. Puzzles completely devastated that she is no longer in his manipulation, leaving him completely friendless again. Mr. Puzzles is now furious at Mario for taking away his first friend as he expresses his hatred for him for always ruining his life, and he swore to get revenge on him and the entirety of the gang.
His dedication to entertainment is so compulsive, that he has transformed into a cyborg with a television set-like appearance, and once he took over Didney Worl and replaced it with Puzzle Park, he fused with the engine room of his new amusement park, becoming its power source, all of this symbolizing his obsessive nature. Even though he possesses ruthless ambition and a craving for control over his entertainment platform, Mr. Puzzles is still able to be affable if he wants to, as evidenced by his temporary bond with Leggy. He experiences deep emotional distress when she is taken away, revealing his underlying vulnerability and bit of humanity.
Following Mr Puzzles’ imprisonment, it initially seemed like he will never be likely to repent on his flagitious acts, nor if he will ever change his ways or not due to his deteriorating sanity and a final desire for vengeance on the SMG4 Crew for taking every opportunity for fame and praise away from him. However, Mr. Puzzles's affability and ability to make friends develops again. For the first time since his friendship with Leggy, Mr. Puzzles is shown to finally achieve normalcy with Mr. WPNZ and Toomp. However, when Meggy offers to consult with him and determine whether or not he has changed, Mr. Puzzles becomes torn over choosing Meggy's offer or going through with the "kidnapping" with Mr. WPNZ and Toomp. He succumbs to indecisiveness and anxiety over the course of his prison break while trying to maintain his villainous persona, which costs him WPNZ's, Toomp's and Meggy's trust in him. Mr. Puzzles' life comes crashing down when Meggy finds out that he lied about changing for the better, even though he tearfully admitted to wanting to show her he could change. After failing to gain Meggy's trust, he dejectedly realizes what he has done and wants to fix his actions. His tears are not from the loss of a scheme but from a genuine, painful recognition of the damage and trauma he has caused over the years. He is overcome with grief and shame, collapsing in tears as he finally understands the weight of his actions, driven by a desire for fame and trust, led to devastating consequences. While his past actions caused immense pain—including Meggy's PTSD and the destruction of Peach's Castle—the ultimate loss of trust from those closest to him appears to be what finally forces him to confront his actions. With nothing left, a dejected Puzzles vows to mend the damage and atone for his mistakes, beginning his newfound desire to become a better person.
His final moments are filled with a tearful apology to Meggy, acknowledging the harm he caused over three years by manipulating their ambitions and obsessions for his own selfish desire to be considered better. He fully understands his ambitions for fame was corrupting him throughout his entire life. Before the rift closed, Puzzles spoke his last words to Meggy, tearfully apologizing for the torment he caused. He admitted that his actions to make their lives "entertaining" were not worth the pain and that he could never forgive himself. He hoped his sacrifice would give her a brighter future.
Quotes[]
| “ | Hey! It looks like you need a bit of editing help! Can I interest you in a magical keyboard? It's guaranteed to make your work perfect! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' first lines as his avatar; offering the keyboard containing the Eldritch Goop to SMG4. |
| “ | Congratulations on finishing your project. Would you like to rate your experience with the magical keyboard? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles trying to convince SMG4 to use the keyboard again; before being whacked by SMG3. |
| “ | READY FOR THE NEXT SHOW? | „ |
| ~ The mantra during the countdown to Western Spaghetti. |
| “ | ♫It’s TV time with your friend, Mr. Puzzles! TV Time, take a break from your troubles! We’ll sit down, crisscross applesauce And go flipping through the channels to see what we come across!♫ |
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| ~ The theme song of Mr. Puzzles' "TV Time". |
| “ | Bob... That's not even close... In fact, that's the worst answer I've ever heard. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles to Bob |
| “ | I THINK IT'S TIME OUT FOR A LITTLE SOMEBODY!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles puts Mario in the No-No Zone for ruining his show. |
| “ | I think it's time for our final game... Here's how to win... DON'T DIE!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles as he crashes everything down on his game show. |
| “ | MOOOOOOOORE, MOOOOOOOOOORE!! IT'S NOT ENOUGH!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles going insane as his show plummets into chaos. |
| “ | And let me tell you... once I hit five stars... nothing will ever be the same again... Goodnight, everyone.. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles as he attends to hit 5 stars, which could lead into something even more sinister in YOU WILL SEE. |
| “ | Welcome! One and all to this… VERY special feature presentation! Oh, there's nothing more I love than to entertain. Through my television shows, I've made A LOT of dreams come true… —BUT! Now I must ask you to help MY dreams come true… PLEASE. Rate this film 5 stars, and I promise you! …I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER. …And now… your feature presentation! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles |
| “ | THAT... PESKY... PLUMBER!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after seeing Mario has escaped his shows |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: FOOOOOOL! Mario: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! Mr. Puzzles: DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?! YOU DARE MESS WITH MY HOPES?! MY DREAMS?! I'm bringing you back to my show.. AND THEN... I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE- (Mario punches Mr. Puzzles in the face) YOU BRUTE! I JUST CLEANED THIS SCREEN! Mario: Turn back on the Teletubbies, I was watching that. Mr Puzzles: NO! NO MORE TV! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! Mario: No TV for Mario...? Mr. Puzzles: NOOOOOOUH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FILTHY WORM!! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles getting furious at Mario for escaping his shows before making him super angry. |
| “ | Dammit! One more channel flip and those brats... will remember everything! And I'll never get to 5 stars! If they go off the rails on air everything will be... c-chaos.... (laughs) THE SHOW MUST GO OOOOONNN! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after getting weakened by Mario before using unscripted chaos with the SMG4 Crew to raise his ratings. |
| “ | SMG4: Huh...? What's going on... Where are we? Meggy: I... I don't know... Last thing I remember was... going to the basement to turn the power back to the castle. Tari: Same here. SMG3: Ugh... Why do weird things always happen to us? Mr. Puzzles: HAHAHA! Indeed! You guys seem to find yourselves in strange situations quite often. And you always deliver Oscar-worthy performances! Thanks to me... Meggy: What the hell is this?! Mr. Puzzles: Like you, Meggy! Your performance in Western Spaghetti brought me to tears! Watching you die OVER AND OVER!– UGH– the emotion was so RAW! And SMG4! Who knew you could play an antagonist so well! High marks from me. You're all the best cast a producer could ask for. Tari: Guys... Something feels... off. SMG4: Who are you?! Mr. Puzzles: The common denominator! The root of all your recent adventures! MR. PUZZLES!!! Pleasure to finally meet you! Well, the you that isn't brainwashed. SMG4: SMG4, pleasure to NOT GIVE A CRAP! You're just a dime a dozen bad guy, we've beaten worse than you with our eyes closed, so let's get this over with... [The SMG4 Crew takes out their weapons, preparing to attack Mr. Puzzles.] Mr. Puzzles: Ha! You really think you can- [Mr. Puzzles suddenly got cutoff as the gang shoots their weapons; blasting him until his body explodes from his TV head to his torso. But then...] Mr. Puzzles: As I was saying.. my head, my rules. Smile! You're on the air... |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles finally revealing himself to the SMG4 Crew. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: (manically laughing) Ooooh, Hellllloooo... My dear stars! SMG3: Let us out of here, you ass! Tari: Yeah! We deserve to be free! Meggy: MAKE WAY FOR MEGGY!!! [Meggy runs directly at Mr. Puzzles' screen before jumping and delivering a punch, which only fractures her hand, as she tears up.] Mr. Puzzles: Oh hush, hush now... You've all put on QUITE the spectacle! LOOK! All your epic, excellent escapades have eluded to the epitome of entertainment! That is... I GOT MY FIVE STARS! SMG4: Great, you got your ratings... does that mean we can go now? Mr. Puzzles: Why, yes! Yes, it DOES mean you can go now! Step on through! The outside world awaits! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles’ rise to power after achieving his 5-star rating, as well as "freeing" the SMG4 Crew.. |
| “ | IDIOT! Do you have ANY IDEA... WHO I AM?! WHAT I CAN DO? Do you REALLY think YOU CAN RUIN MY SHOW!? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' villainous breakdown after Mario ruins his show and makes his 5-star rating drop to 4.5 stars, freeing the SMG4 Crew from his control. |
| “ | Go run your head into the wall 1000 times. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles to Mario after he says that "nobody gives a shit" about "Mr. Puzzles' Wacky Spectacular Fantabulous Epicentric Variety Show" being ruined. |
| “ | Wait.. WHAT?? WHERE'D THOSE BRATS GO??' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles searching for The SMG4 Gang after they escape. |
| “ | You idiots think you can show me up?! I've had it with trying to get you guys to obey! I think it's time I retired this crew... and found some NEW actors! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles preparing to kill the SMG4 gang. |
| “ | I'm... I'm not the highest rated anymore? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' being outperformed by the SMG4 Gang. |
| “ | I just wanted… to make a good TV show… | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' first defeat as he turns back into a regular TV after losing his 5-star rating. |
| “ | You bet your shiny white overalls I’m back!! And THAT was but a little taste of the epic TV shows I could see the SMG4 show transforming into! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles revealing that he is still alive. |
| “ | That’s right! Ever since our last little kerfuffle, I’ve given up on the whole 5 star rating ordeal and figured it’d be a LOOOOOOOOOT easier to just transform your show into my own! (punches himself) I-I MEAN– into something unique and COOL instead! How does that sound? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles explaining his new idea but accidentally telling his secret new plan for a second. |
| “ | WAIT!! I’ve got this new idea that’s sure to knock your socks off!! SMG4!?! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles rambling while Mario and SMG4 walk away |
| “ | That must be it... The source of SMG4's power... THE COMEDY ZONE! Oh, if only I could get my devilishly handsome hands on the secrets that place holds! ♫I've got a Golden Ticket... I've got a Golden Twinkle in my EYE... ♫ | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles planning to get to the Comedy Zone. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: Give me back my Leggy. SMG4: Over my dead body! (The two grab lightsabers) Mr. Puzzles: That can be arranged. |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles and "Vector", before they fight. |
| “ | Don't you just love it when a plan comes together? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles entering the Meme Factory. |
| “ | Wait.. you're not Leggy! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after Meggy's return. |
| “ | YOU! You somehow continue to come up with unique and creative ways TO RUIN MY LIFE!!! I will get you, Mario! I'LL GET ALL OF YOU!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles third breakdown and second defeat as he realizes he has lost Leggy, his only friend. |
| “ | Hello! (Mario punches Mr. Puzzles' TV screen, which messes up his voice) LET ME SPEAK FIRST!! Great, now my voice is out of tune... (knocks himself on the head, which turns his voice back to normal) Anyway, how DARE you try and hurt my precious creation! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles revealing himself as Pedro's creator. |
| “ | Ahhh, Mario. Have you met my friend Pedro? A puppet of my own creation! I hope you don't mind I, uh... (clears throat) TOOK some inspiration from you. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles as he explains who Pedro is and he was the one who took Mario's mustache. |
| “ | At long last.. with Pedro and his newfound talents, I will finally be FAMOUS! I will finally be POPULAR!! I WILL FINALLY BE..MR. FUNNYYYYYYY!! HAHAHAHAHA- | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles before Mario punches him (again). |
| “ | What a devastatingly hilarious gut punch! Looks like Pedro has Mario beat, folks! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles gloating on Mario about to lose the meme off to Pedro. |
| “ | Oh good heavens! Mario is attacking the city! Who will save us? Fear not citizens! Take this you ruffian! That'll teach you not to mess with me, and for breaking my screen, and destroying my plans, and taking away my ratings, AND STEALING AWAY MY ONLY FRIEND, AND NOT LETTING ME WIN!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles releasing his anger on "Mario". |
| “ | So. This is what gets you famous nowadays... I think I've finally found a way to get back on top... No, no, no, I can't subject myself to this garbage! But you can finally have the fame you rightfully deserve! But to stoop down this low?! The fame... But my pride! AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!...' Although... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles questioning kids content for fame. |
| “ | How... DARE YOU?! You uncultured ingrates would prefer THIS SLOP over my MASTERPIECES?! You wouldn't know good cinema if it hit you in the FACE!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles yelling at the Puzzlebox kids. |
| “ | Is... Is this what I've become? A laughing stock in the eyes of adults... And a mere afternoon plaything for children? This... This wasn't worth it... No amount of fame or money was worth selling my dignity! Ah... What a shot... The crane up... The melancholic music... Brilliant cinematography... This is what true art looks like. Wait a moment... That’s it! I know what to do! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles feeling humiliated over the creation of Puzzlebox. |
| “ | SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! How DARE you dismiss my work, you ungrateful little BRATS!! This isn’t just "skibidi puzzlebox adventure 5" or whatever BRAINLESS SLUDGE you all mindlessly drool over!! THIS. IS. ART!! A masterpiece that your tiny, underdeveloped minds, CAN NEVER. TRULY. APPRECIATE!!!!!!!!!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' third breakdown in “Mr. Puzzles’ Lowest Point”, yelling at his young audience for not appreciating his cinematic work. |
| “ | ''Listen to me, you little fat f*ck! PUZZLEBOX... IS NO MORE!!!!!'' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles furiously telling the Goomba kid in a clear manner that there won't be anymore Puzzlebox, because Puzzlebox is permanently dead. |
| “ | My, how utterly.. innovative.. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles becoming annoyed at Mickey and his crew's antics. |
| “ | Sorry Mickey... long live the king... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles before throwing Mickey Mouse off the balcony to his demise. |
| “ | Donald: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DA BOSS?!?! Mr. Puzzles: Why, your beloved Mickey has taken an early retirement! Courtesy of yours truly... (Donald then gets mad before Puzzles grabs him by the neck) Mr. Puzzles: Now now Donald... Haven't you learned anything? (he then vacuums Donald's soul) Don't fret comrades... I shall take it upon myself to turn Didney Worl into something bigger, bolder, and flashier than anything that filthy RAT could have ever dreamed of! Donald's Soul: GOOFY STOP HIM- (Goofy immediately sniffs out Donald's Soul) Goofy: WOOOO!!! THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF WOOOO- Mr Puzzles: Excellent... My new vision for Didney Worl shall eclipse the old in every way... and with it, my "dear" father will finally see that I DO have the creative vision to run an AMUSEMENT PARK! Let's get to work! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles explaining starting his plan on changing Didney Worl into something of his own making after eliminating Mickey Mouse. |
| “ | Yes... YES... THE PARK OF MY DREAMS, FULLY REALIZED! The only thing left is a crew that can help me run the park... Certainly not these morons... (lightbulb pops up next to Mr. Puzzles' head) I've got an idea... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles as his park is complete, before deciding to get Leggy back. |
| “ | Who says I'm trying to be funny...? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles meeting Meggy once again. |
| “ | Meggy: Mr. Puzzles!? You'd better get out of here before I kick your ass! Mr. Puzzles: Not right now... I have an unpleasant migraine... Oh, and...you need a new TV, by the way. That poor outdated gentleman... I had to put him out of his misery. Meggy: Are you trying to warm up to me?? AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE TO ME AND MY FRIENDS!? Mr. Puzzles: You must forgive me, Meggy... I was, and still am trying to make the world a better place. Meggy: By trapping people for your own sick desires?? Mr. Puzzles: Entertainment!! Bringing a smile to people's faces! This world knows nothing of what TRUE art is. But... regrettably, I cannot do it alone... Meggy: I would never...EVER...work with you again! Mr. Puzzles: Meggy... Fame and power mean nothing if I cannot retain my trustworthy subordinates. Rather...the only trustworthy friend that I had... Leggy: He was such a good boss! Join him! Join the winning team!! Meggy: NO!!! (jumps to reach for her splattershot, but it's gone) Mr. Puzzles: I didn't say you had a choice. (Pete grabs Meggy by the throat) Last chance! Come on out, Leggy!! Meggy: Go...to... hell... Mr. Puzzles: (snaps fingers, and Pete crushes Meggy offscreen) |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles to Meggy, preparing to turn her back into Leggy. |
| “ | Those fools won't see it coming... (maniacal laughter) | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles about to become one with the Engine, foreshadowing his plans. |
| “ | Well, well, well... my "esteemed guests"! Tell me, have you been enjoying your stay at Puzzle Park? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles to Mario in a mirror. |
| “ | Always so eager, Mario. Such a perfect fit for this park, wouldn't you agree? And not just you... you AND your dear friends... are the missing pieces to Puzzle Park... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles to SMG4 and Mario before he reveals that he fused himself with the Engine. |
| “ | Leaving so soon? The ride's just starting... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles’s second rise to power at the end of Step Right Up. |
| “ | Why? Why else?! You and your... "delightful" group of friends are simply the MOST ENTERTAINING FOLKS IN TOWN! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles explaining why he kidnapped SMG4's friends. |
| “ | You misunderstand, dear Mario... We are going to be playing fun games! You both have the prestigious honor of testing out all the sideshows before the park opens! Lucky, lucky you! It'll be an unforgettable experience. Just... for yooooooooooou twoooooooooo! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles kicking off the WOTFI challenges. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: WHAT?! This can't be! How did you figure out how to change my precious Leggy back? Mario: Goomba! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles after losing Leggy a second time, which is temporarily. |
| “ | No… NO, NO, NOoOoOo, NO, Nooo!!! This isn’t how things were supposed to go! YOU’RE RUINING… EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles’ fifth and ultimate breakdown after SMG4 and Mario turn Meggy back to normal and losing Leggy permanently. |
| “ | My dear friends... I've learned a very valuable lesson today... and that lesson was- | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles seemingly redeeming himself before Mario punches him, and SMG4 calls the police on him. |
| “ | I was so foolish... All this time, I was chasing five-star ratings and fame... HAH!! Fame is but a fleeting shadow. What I really needed was a friend, Friends are eternal, Isn't that right, Leggy 2.0? And now, we're free to chase NEW dreams, you and I! Perhaps we could express ourselves in painting! Or maybe we'll adopt an adorable little puppy! OR we could assassinate our enemies and anyone who's ever double-crossed us! The world is full of possibilities! And we shall experience them all! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles’ third defeat being trapped in maximum security prison for the rest of his life, having completely lost his sanity as a result. |
| “ | Oh dear... you look like you've seen better days. What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? I know all too well what it's like... to be on the cusp of something magnificent... only for it to be ripped away... leaving you scarred... broken... and alone... Hurts, doesn't it? In my darkest hour... the one thing I needed more than anything... was simply... a friend. So whaddya say? Wanna be friends? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' return as he meets Mr. WPNZ and offers to team up with him. |
| “ | I didn't expect 5 star service but even I was caught off guard by how ISOLATING this dreadful facility could be! But not to worry my dear Leggy 2.0. As long as I have you here, I'll never be alone again. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles slowly distorting into insanity. |
| “ | No... NO!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN, LEGGY!!! PLEASE DON'T GO!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles having an emotional breakdown after Leggy 2.0 gets destroyed by Hal Monitor. |
| “ | The best I can do...? Oh, Monitor... you haven't seen anything yet. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles starting to grow more bitter against society itself. |
| “ | Agh! WORTHLESS! YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS! Is there anyone in this prison who's worth my time?! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles getting frustrated with the inmates' incompetence. |
| “ | Why...? Why, oh, WHY must my flawless plans be THWARTED AT EVERY TURN?! If only there was SOME glimmer of hope in this bleak prison! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles lamenting his past failures thanks to Mario and his friends. |
| “ | My, how resourceful! You may not be so useless after all! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles recruiting Toomp. |
| “ | My... what a fascinating backstory... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after witnessing Mr. WPNZ's relationship with Karen. |
| “ | Oh, spare yourself the trip down memory lane... Your family hates you, remember? What else do you have left to lose...? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles manipulating WPNZ to give up his own family. |
| “ | All in due time indeed... "friend". | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles preparing for his grand prison escape for revenge. |
| “ | No, no, NO!! HOW am I supposed to make my daring escape if I can't even rely on a BLOB to be a simple smuggler?! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles berating Toomp. |
| “ | Oh, no need to get your bolts in a twist. The blob is merely an insignificant background character. [Toomp growls and swears vengeance upon him] I'll fix you right up! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles mocking Toomp, and offering to fix Mr. WPNZ. |
| “ | NEVER MIND THAT!! WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO WASTE!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after witnessing that he's going to be executed by The Death Cube. |
| “ | Sure... pal. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles questioning whether pursuing revenge is genuinely worthwhile. |
| “ | Rest assured, this "clown house" will have exactly what we need. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles calming down Mr. WPNZ after he rambles about The Showgrounds. |
| “ | These fools aren't random. They're my enemies! The ones who crushed my hopes, defiled my plans, and TOOK AWAY MY ONLY FRIEND - I WANT THEM ALL TO SUFFER LIKE I HAVE!!! [calms down] Surely you understand. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles going on a short tirade about The SMG4 Crew ruining his plans. |
| “ | Change of schedule, gentlemen. The breakout is happening... TONIGHT. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles getting ready to break out of prison after Hal Monitor tells him his death cube sentence is early. |
| “ | Once upon a midnight rain... there stood a lonely little TV. He dreamed of entertaining the masses! Of being adored... watched by millions! But no one wanted him... No, they feared him! "Cast him out!" For that he was thrown in JAIL! ...Can you really believe that?! Jail.. for DREAMING!! He felt incomplete... empty inside. Until one fateful day... He realized what it was. He was missing! He needed... a friend! Enter... THE BASKETBALL! Her name was Leg- uh... Beggy! Wonderful, perfect Beggy! That only would give the TV a chance at friendship! The only one who would- ever listen to ME- UH!? HIM! HIM! But how? How would the TV earn her trust!? Hmm??? Enter... the toaster! Brave! Strong! Gullible... The toaster made a deal with the TV. He'd break the TV out of prison... and in return... he'd do one teensy little favor... Kidnap Beggy! Haha! But what the toaster DIDN'T KNOW... is that he was being PLAYED! Fooled! Tricked! The genius TV would swoop in at the last moment! Heroic! Glorious! Disarm the toaster! And save Beggy!!! And then.. THEN... she would see! She would finally SEE! "Oh MR. TV!" she'd say. "MY HERO!" "MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER!!" ...and we'd laugh, and dance, and sing, and never be alone again! The TV had done it! Now he didn't have to sit alone in his cell anymore... talking to himself.. talking to a basketball... all while slowly... slowly... SLOWLY... LOSING... HIS... MIND!!!!!!!!'' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' performance before his execution, foreshadowing his future betrayal of Mr. WPNZ. |
| “ | Mr. WPNZ: You don't get to just... WALK AWAY! WHAT ABOUT THE BREAKOUT?! RUNNIN' FROM THAT FRIDGE...? YOU EVEN OFFERED ME TO ERASE MY MEMOR- Mr. Puzzles: Oh, SPARE ME THE DRAMATICS! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles revealing his true nature to Mr. WPNZ and Toomp. |
| “ | Mr. WPNZ: I trusted you! I thought we were FINALLY beginning to understand each other! [Mr. WPNZ starts shooting at Mr. Puzzles, who then pauses and reverts the bullets' trajectories] |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles and Mr. WPNZ during their fight inside the former's head. |
| “ | Punch this, shoot that... It's no wonder you're only capable of bonding with a MINDLESS BLOB!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles mocking Mr. WPNZ for his bond with Toomp while insulting the latter. |
| “ | You're a WASTE OF TIME!! It's no wonder your family ABANDONED you!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' sixth and final villainous breakdown, remorselessly taunting Mr. WPNZ about his family, while attempting to crush him to death. |
| “ | Meggy: After everything I did... after I TRUSTED you... against every warning... against my own GUT... you STILL found a way to twist it? To lie? To manipulate me?! Mr. Puzzles: Meggy! Hold on a moment, I can explain- Meggy: Don't... bother... [walks away after bluntly telling him she's had enough] Mr. Puzzles: You saw! I improved- I-I-I changed! You'd really trust a random CROOK'S word over mine- Meggy: I don't need to trust him to know it was all an act! Mr. Puzzles: ...What? N-no, no, no, please listen! I- [breathes in an attempt to regain his composure] Mr. Puzzles: I thought, if I could just win you over, then maybe- Meggy: "Win me over?!" Is this all some TWISTED GAME TO YOU?! Mr. Puzzles: Don't you see how hard I tried?! For us! Please, I- just give me a CHANCE!! Meggy: I did. I believed in you. But SMG4 was right... you’re NEVER going to change.. |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles to Meggy after trying to improve himself before losing all her trust forever. |
| “ | ...What have I done...? I’m... going to fix this... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles breaking down crying, finally regretting his actions for the past 2 years, and vowing to fix everything for good. |
| “ | Mario: Wait, why are YOU here!? Mr. Puzzles: Because this prize could be just what I need! Anyway, I need a little stress reliever after these past few months... |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles explaining why he's participating in the kart race to Mario. |
| “ | I'll find a way to right my wrongs... One way or another... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles vowing to atone for what he has done in the past two years and seek forgiveness from the people he's hurt. |
| “ | I'm... going to make things right. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles reveals that he has the YouTube remote, and vows once more to fix all the damage he's caused. |
| “ | Wait, wait, wait! You can't start here! Let's... rewind a little. To my lowest point... When I pushed away the only ones who ever gave me a chance... I had written myself into a corner... With nowhere left to go. That's when I realised... There was only ONE way... To right my wrongs. I had to change the past. And THIS artifact... was the MISSING KEY! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' opening monologue at the start of War Of The Fat Italians 2025, explaining how he got the YouTube remote. |
| “ | SMG4: Whatever you're up to THIS time, Puzzles... I'm not letting you get away with this! Mr. Puzzles: Wait! Please! Let me explain! Mr. WPNZ: You ain't talkin' your way outta THIS one... "PAL!"'' |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles attempting to explain why he is trying to use the Youtube remote, only to get silenced by Mr. WPNZ. |
| “ | Really?! You couldn't have waited until the third act to kill me?! Pfft! Typical... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' annoyed reaction to Mr. WPNZ trying to kill him immediatelly. |
| “ | Mr. WPNZ: YOU... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!! Mr. Puzzles: Ah, to hell with this! None of this will matter in a moment... |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles before attempting to go back in time in order to undo his betrayal of Mr. WPNZ and Toomp. |
| “ | Dammit.. In all that hullabaloo, I must've traveled to the wrong time- | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' reaction after having travelled to the wrong time period. |
| “ | SMG4: PUZZLES!! YOU SENT US BACK TO THE "Who Let The Chomp Out" EPISODE??? Mr. Puzzles: Oh, hush now! I'll jump to the correct time in flash- Wait... WHERE IS MY YOUTUBE REMOTE?! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles before realising he lost the Youtube remote. |
| “ | WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAAAPEENNIIIIING?! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' reaction to all of the past SMG4 episodes merging into one. |
| “ | WILL YOU TWO STOP GETTING IN MY WAY?! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles. |
| “ | WHAT?! QUICK TIME EVENTS!?! THAT'S SO DERIVATIVE! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' reaction to quick time events appearing. |
| “ | Where am I? Why do I look like some wannabe hipster? | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' reaction to being in Splatfest and being dressed like an inkling. |
| “ | Meggy: PUZZLES!! STOP MESSING WITH TIME! Mr. Puzzles: NEVER! GO MY MINIONS! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles before running away from Meggy. |
| “ | Meggy: Tampering with time itself to fix your mistakes...? That's beyond reckless. You made your choices, and you'll have to live with the consequences. I'm putting an end to this... NOW. Mr. Puzzles: You don't understand, I... I have no choice! Meggy: Neither do I. |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles trying to justify his actions to Meggy. |
| “ | I'll decide what's right and wrong for me, and this... Is something that must be done... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles to Meggy after getting her disqualified from winning Splatfest. |
| “ | Seriously? This is kindergarten level! The answer is 3. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' amused reaction to the equation Baldi gave to Mario, answering it before realising Mr. WPNZ changed it. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: WOULD YOU STOP THAT!? You're somehow more annoying than usual! SMG4: You don't understand... They're here! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles getting annoyed by SMG4 being afraid, unaware of the animatronics' presence and threat. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: These things are going to hurt us? Please... Machines are my specialty! Mr. WPNZ: Oh really? They're my specialty too! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles not taking the animatronics seriously, right before Mr. WPNZ hijacks them and makes them hostile. |
| “ | SMG4: Wait! I've got an idea! Puzzles, I need you buy me some time! Mr. Puzzles: What?! Why should I risk myself, you brain dead moron! SMG4: Just buy me some time, I can get us out of here! I just need... to cook! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles being confused as to why SMG4 asks him to buy him some time. |
| “ | Yes! YES! ♫I'm the star!♫ | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles gloating about managing to beat Mr. WPNZ, unaware that he is still not defeated. |
| “ | Huuuh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles' reaction to Mr. WPNZ lunging on him. |
| “ | Mr. WPNZ: Not so fun bein' paused, is it, jackass? Mr. Puzzles: L-listen! I-I can change things... For you, me and Toomp... For our FRIENDSHIP... Mr. WPNZ: ENOUGH!!! All this time travel bulls*** doesn't change a DAMN thing... You're still the same tricky bastard, hiding behind nothing but fancy words and LIES. But no more... It's over... |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles unsuccessfully attempting to justify his actions to Mr. WPNZ. |
| “ | Mr. WPNZ: And I was like-BLAM! And then Toomp, outta nowhere-BAM! Flattened that fridge like an old pizza box! Awesome right? Mr. Puzzles: Oh, haha... yeah. Mr. WPNZ: Hey... about that... "wiping my mind and my family" thing you keep dangling over me? Forget about it. I'm good. Mr. Puzzles: Really? Mr. WPNZ: Yeah... shocking, right? But I've been thinking... all the pain... the crap with my family? I carry it... and I'm still kickin'. I'm still me... and... I don't know... I think that means something. Mr. Puzzles: Why? Why carry it? Why not make it like it never happened? Mr. WPNZ: I dunno... Guess it feels more real to just face what I did. Otherwise, I'd just be lying to myself, y'know? From that last blast against the Death Fridge... keep it. Y'know, for all the goopy, sappy memories we're apparently making tonight. Mr. Puzzles: Will our friendship last? Mr. WPNZ: That's a weird thing to say... but I guess it just depends on how things go in the future, huh? Better pick a lanes befor- [Mr. Puzzles suddenly stops the car and gets out, and leaves a message on the car's steering wheel simply saying "Thanks"] |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles discussing with a past version of Mr. WPNZ, and realizing why his former friend decided to keep the memories of his family, redeeming him in the process. |
| “ | WPNZ! We need to... talk... | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles attempting to apologize to Mr. WPNZ before discovering the time rift caused by his attempts at erasing his crimes from the timeline. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: AHA! It's time for MR. PUZZLES TO SAVE THE... day...? SMG4: Puzzles! You gotta close that portal! Mr. Puzzles: Can't you see I'm TRYING?! Ugh, the thing's busted! I'll have to thinker with it... |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles realising the Youtube remote is malfunctioning, before attempting to fix it. |
| “ | Success. | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after having successfully fixed the Youtube remote. |
| “ | If those rifts start appearing again... you're going to need this. I'm... late for a curtain call.' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles giving the Youtube Remote to SMG4, before going to to appologize to Mr. WPNZ for everything he's done during the entire year. |
| “ | I kept telling myself; I could make it right if I just... rewound the clock. But I realized, I wasn't trying to fix, us. I was trying to erase... my guilt. I'm not asking for forgiveness. Whatever you feel like has to happen next... It's up to you.' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles apologizing himself to Mr. WPNZ for attempting to erase his mistakes from the timeline, finally realising how selfish what he was trying to do was. |
| “ | Mr. WPNZ: Why? Why aren't you resisting?! Mr. Puzzles (through his screen): I. DESERVE. THIS. Mr. WPNZ: You just had to make thing... as dramatic as possible, huh? Mr. Puzzles: What can I say? -kof-kof-kof-kof- I love a good drama. |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles explaining to Mr. WPNZ why he's let himself get beaten up by the latter. |
| “ | Aaaand... scene.' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles after blasting Mario alongside Mr. WPNZ. |
| “ | Have you no creativity?! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles to SMG4 before using his creative skill with the YouTube remote to close the time rift he's accidentally caused. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: Hold this. Meggy: Puzzles! What are you doing?! Mr. Puzzles: It has to be sealed from the inside! SMG4: Sealed from the inside? Doesn't that mean-? |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles before jumping into the time rift to close it from the inside. |
| “ | Come... ON!' | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles attempting to close the time rift. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles: COME ON! [Mr. WPNZ grabs Mr. Puzzles' hand to help him close the portal] Mr. Puzzles: WPNZ?! What are you doing?! Mr. WPNZ: What? Jealous I'm hogging your spotlight, Shakespeare? Mr. Puzzles: You understand what's at stake, right? I'm not sure what'll happen... But I don't think we'll be coming back. Mr. WPNZ: Yeah, well... I always hated encores anyway. |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles' reaction to Mr. WPNZ helping him close the time rift. |
Creative Control lyrics[]
| “ | (spoken) My dear friends! TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape? C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan! (singing) Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles (little Mr. Puzzles!) Now, cut to him having no friends It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy!) So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!) I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that exists! (So he made a decision to get into television!) I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE! (ooh, ooh, ooh-wah!) "Patience is a virtue;" (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh) "Good things come to those who wait!" Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~) I'll do anything it takes! (Are you ready for trouble?) Got ya binge watching! (You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!) You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~) You and your friends will look fantastic! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!) (The red carpet is rolled out!) Come and get your tickets! (Before they're all sold out) Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five (oooooooooooooooooooh, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) I get creative control (creative control) of (of) your (your) reaaaaaaal (reaaaaaaal) LIIIIIIIIFE. (liiiiiiiiiiiife) (HMHMHMHAHAHAHA!!!) Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption; The following message goes out to the stars of our show: the SMG4 crew! (And we're rolling, let's go!) You wanna know why I chose you? You wanna know why I chose YOU??? 'Cuz you're the STUPIDEST SHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN! And if I can make you entertaining, I can do ANYTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Are you ready for trouble?) Got ya binge watching! (You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!) You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~) You and your friends will look fantastic! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!) (The red carpet is rolled out!) Come and get your tickets! (Before they're all sold out) Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five (oooooooooooooooooooh, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) I get creative control of your real... (creative control of your real...) Grab a seat and let's SEAL THE DEAL!! When those gorgeous stars hit five, (oooooh, wahhhhh) I get creative control (creative control) of (of) your (your) reaaaaaaal (reaaaaaaal) LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!! (liiiiiiiiiiiife) HAHAHAHA! AHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAA! Aaaaaaaaaand SCENE!! (hmmmmmmmmmm~) |
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Puzzle Park lyrics[]
| “ | ♫Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park! Lights and magic, it's a work of art! When you enter here, the fun will start, You're MINE, you'll never paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!♫ HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, it's going to be so fun! Getting to watch you pay for all you've DONE! 3, 2, 1. There's wondrous fun and games inside, Attractions big and small Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide That splats you on the wall! |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles' first line in "Puzzle Park", the rap battle of War Of The Fat Italians 2024. |
| “ | ♫Step right up, my friends, to Puzzle Park! Sights and frights, not for the faint of heart! Don't you break away, you won't get far! Keep your hands and legs inside; This ride is right about to start!♫ |
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| ~ The chorus of "Puzzle Park". |
| “ | Don't take my word for it! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles before the second part. |
| “ | ♫Well, it took you a while to find out, But you found my secret hideout! Like to say congratulations, But it's time for you to die now.♫ |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles in the bridge of "Puzzle Park", when SMG4, Mario, and Meggy enter the Engine Room. |
| “ | ♫You can't just barge in here and act like YOU'RE in charge; I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of FLAMING ROCKETS and tell me you're feelin' LARGE!♫ |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles attacking the trio in "Puzzle Park". |
| “ | ♫You think you've won?? Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood! Your lives are as GOOD AS DONE!!♫ |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles about to kill the trio in "Puzzle Park". |
| “ | NO!!!!! | „ |
| ~ Mr. Puzzles refusing Meggy's offer to redeem himself. |
| “ | ♫Oh, Meggy dear... That child is GONE... Six feet under right where you and your STUPID FRIENDS BELONG!♫ |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles preparing to kill Meggy in "Puzzle Park". |
Worlds Collide lyrics[]
| “ | ♫I can't just simply say, "I'm sorry everything's okay". Those scars I've carved still sear with pain! I can't just let it end this way!♫ |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles. |
| “ | Mr. Puzzles and Meggy: ♫This is the moment we've been waiting for! When a thousand worlds collide and we're alone to face a raging storm!♫ Meggy: ♫You'd turn and run away before!♫ Mr. Puzzles: ♫But I've gotta fight the fire,♫ Mr. Puzzles and Meggy: ♫Douse the flame that fuels this blazing war!♫ Mr. Puzzles: ♫Will surrender un-tear what's been torn?♫ everyone: ♫We can't escape this future anymore!♫ |
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| ~ The chorus of Worlds Collide, the War Of The Fat Italians 2025 rap battle. |
| “ | ♫This massive burden's weighing on me 'til my debt's repaid! I'll brave the fight against the grain! The final broadcast ends today!♫ |
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| ~ Mr. Puzzles. |
Appearances[]
- SMG4 Movie IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT (debut/overarching antagonist)
- SMG4: Our New Home (icon/unseen overarching antagonist)
- SMG4: We Interrupt This Broadcast (overarching antagonist)
- SMG4: Ready to Ride?... (main antagonist)
- SMG4 Movie: WESTERN SPAGHETTI (icon/overarching antagonist)
- SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2023 (physical debut/overarching antagonist)
- SMG4: No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie (main antagonist)
- Mario's Mysteries (overarching antagonist)
- Once Upon an SMG4 (overarching antagonist)
- Scooby Mario, Where'd You Go! (overarching antagonist)
- Mr. Puzzles' Incredible Game Show Spectacular! (titular main antagonist)
- SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION (titular main antagonist/offline)
- SMG4: Mario the Exploro (main antagonist/survived)
- SMG4: SMG4 and the Meme Factory (overarching antagonist)
- SMG4: Despicable Mr. Puzzles (titular villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: A Night at SMG4's (false main protagonist, true main antagonist)
- SMG4: SMG4 Inside Out (main antagonist)
- SMG4: SMG4 Mario Loses His Mustache (main antagonist)
- SMG4: Mr. Puzzles Lowest Point (titular villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: Mr. Puzzles Clubhouse (titular villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: Welcome To Puzzle Park (titular main antagonist)
- SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2024 (main antagonist/arrested)
- SMG4 Movie: Silence Of The Cats (overarching antagonist/return)
- SMG4: SPLIT (overarching antagonist/flashback)
- SMG4: PrisonVision (villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: A Very Unlikely Friendship (villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: The Final Step (villainous overarching protagonist)
- SMG4 Movie: Guns N' Puzzles (titular villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart World (major character)
- SMG4: Mr. Puzzles Teaches Cinema (titular villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: Weaponz of Mass Destruction (overarching antagonist/flashback)
- SMG4: Mr. Puzzles Works At Walmart (titular villainous main protagonist)
- SMG4: Soul Search (main antagonist)
- SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2025 (main protagonist and possibly final apperance)
Relationships[]
Family[]
- Unnamed father
- Unnamed mother
Friends/Allies[]
- One-Shot Wren (possible pawn and indirect victim)
- Eldritch Goop (creation)
- Peach Toadstool (possible pawn)
- Marty (pawn)
- Mr. L (pawn)
- Pedro (creation/former pawn)
- Mickey Mouse (formerly/victim)
- Goofy (pawn)
- Didney wokers (pawn)
- Juniper Montage (pawn)
- Mr. WPNZ (partner in crime)
- Toomp (second partner in crime)
- Wario (pawn)
- Dr. Pootis (pawn)
- El Bombo (pawn)
Neutral[]
- Meggy/Leggy ("best friend"/former third arch-enemy/pawn/attempted victim/temporarily brainwashed ally)
- Karen (attempted victim)
- SMG4 Crew
- Mario
- SMG4
- SMG3
- Tari
- Fishy Boopkins
- Saiko Bichitaru
- Luigi
- Bob Bobowski
- Melony
Enemies[]
- SMG4 Crew (former arch-enemies/attempted victims)
- Mario (former most hated arch nemesis/attempted victim/former pawn)
- SMG4 (former second arch-enemy/attempted victim)
- SMG3 (former arch-rival, attempted victim)
- Tari (former attempted victim)
- Fishy Boopkins (former attempted victim)
- Saiko Bichitaru (former attempted victim)
- Luigi (former attempted victim)
- Bob Bobowski (former attempted victim)
- Melony (former attempted victim)
- Bowser (possible former attempted victim)
- The Death Cube
- Hal Monitor
- Mr. WPNZ (formerly)
- Toomp (possible formerly)
Trivia[]
- His personality was based on Mojo from Marvel Comics.
- He is the second villain to possess god-like powers, the first being Niles.
- He is the villain with the most prominence in SMG4 so far, being the main protagonist of several videos.
- He has a similar appearance to Vox from Hazbin Hotel as they are both TV-headed man who use TV to manipulate people. Ironically, Vox makes a cameo in SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION as Mario confuses him with Mr. Puzzles.
- He serves as a foil to SMG4 himself, as both of them are directors and are known to create videos that's entertaining and hilarious, but while SMG4 is a compassionate person who cares for his friends and doesn’t manipulate them for his own benefit and lets go of his obsession with the perfect video, Mr. Puzzles is a downright sociopath who manipulates both physically and psychologically his victims for him to get his 5-Star Rating and plans to involve everyone in the world in to his platform, to the point of devoting his time to torment SMG4 and his friends just for the sake of his entertainment. If SMG4 hadn’t let go of his obsession for perfection and having people he cared for, he would've ended up like Mr. Puzzles.
- He also serves as a foil to Niles, as they seek perfection in their own way (Niles seeks the perfect universe, while Mr. Puzzles seeks the perfect entertainment) and have eldritch powers that corrupts individuals. However, Niles is prideful and obvious when he is planning his next schemes, Mr. Puzzles always plans his next schemes in the shadows, manipulating people to do his dirty work for the sake of his entertainment. In fact, while Niles often just does new yet effective versions of his original plan after the second one falls apart, Mr. Puzzles targets people outside of SMG4's direct circle after his first loss to make them suffer, and often waits until the heat dies down. Also, unlike Niles, Mr. Puzzles seems to have a tragic backstory where he was once a kid who lacked any friends and was lonely at school so he instead watches TV all day and became obsessed with it. His defeat was quite sympathetic as he wants to make a good TV show, while Niles' death was where he breaks down crying because he only wanted to make a perfect universe for his friends SMG0 and Fred, showing great care for them, which Niles accepts his fate and lets go of his obsession to join SMG0 to live together peacefully.
- Despite replacing his head with a TV, he is the third SMG4 main antagonist to be a human (or at least once a human), the first one is Waluigi and second one is SMG3 respectively. Impressively, he is the third one who is a human but possesses a magical powers thanks to his current body.
- He can be considered Meggy’s second arch-nemesis due to him mostly mentally tormenting her indirectly through Wren and causing his death, thus making Meggy permanently traumatized.
- Ironically, he resembles Mario in terms of history, because just like Mario, they both had a father who scorned them. In Mario's case, a father who hated his son to death. And in Mr. Puzzles' case, his father told him that he would never be anything in this life, thus making his father indirectly responsible for all the tragic events that forever changed the lives of the SMG4 gang due to his son's actions.
- He could be considered a counterpart of SMG3 while he is fake tragic who only became a villain because he wanted to be better than SMG4 and Mr. Puzzles if he is genuinely tragic due to all the abuse from his father and the fact of never making friends. It is seeminlgy the case as in "A Night at SMG4'S, both Mr. Puzzles and SMG3 engage in a battle of Meme poses.
External Links[]
- Mr. Puzzles on the Inconsistently Heinous Wiki
- Mr. Puzzles on the SMG4 Wiki
- Mr. Puzzles on the Base Breaking Character Wiki
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