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| “ | Y'know, SpongeBob... that night you betrayed me really opened up my eyes. It taught me everything I knew was a DAMN LIE! We were supposed to be best friends forever... then you went ahead and ripped that to pieces and went to play house with Squidward. And the reason for all this is because of that DAMN SCALLOP! We had a good thing going, and in a single night, it was all GONE. So I thought: "Hey, why don't we just put these behind me for good?" | „ |
| ~ Patrick confronting SpongeBob in Part 2. |
Patrick Star is the main antagonist of The Lost Dark SpongeBob Parodies created by the YouTuber: Paka. Unlike his original counterpart who is unintelligent, kind, and comedic, this Patrick is represented as an abusive friend towards SpongeBob.
Biograhy[]
TBA
Appearance[]
Since the comics are Monochromatic, His appearance is basically black and white. However, his clothes are like a business suit. In which is a white shirt with an untied tie around it and black pants. In the sequel, He wears a gray shirt.
Personality[]
As mentioned at the top, he is an abusive and selfish friend towards SpongeBob. As seen in part 1 where in the beginning, he was leaving for work and let SpongeBob do all the cleaning. And after a whole miserable day at work he comes home as if he was an alcoholic. He was angry and abusive towards his friend after work as he hit SpongeBob for joining in his conversation.
Quotes[]
| “ | You know, I had a shit day at work today, okay? Johnson was on my ass all day, and then, Sheila puts the wrong kind of paper in the printer, and guess who had to get stuck fixing all their fucking problems? ME. They know I have obligations, they just don't care! | „ |
| ~ Patrick ranting to SpongeBob about his day at work. |
| “ | Oh, that's priceless coming from you! You think it's so easy to find a new job, huh? In THIS economy?! I'm busting my ass, just so YOU can stay at home all day to take care of that... that thing! | „ |
| ~ Patrick threatening SpongeBob about their baby |
| “ | Oh really, SpongeBob? Because I don't remember picking up that crying piece of trash off the ground. I should've crushed him when I had the chance! | „ |
| ~ Patrick arguing with SpongeBob about their baby. |
| “ | Uh huh, uh huh, consequences. Yeah. Go ahead. Keep talking. | „ |
| ~ Patrick dismissing SpongeBob's lecture, preparing to punch him. |
| “ | Yeah, and there's more where that came from if you don't learn your place, Squarepants! | „ |
| ~ Patrick after punching SpongeBob. |
| “ | Yeah, that's right! And don't you come back down here until you learn your lesson! | „ |
| ~ Patrick shouting at SpongeBob, as he leaves the living room, crying. |
| “ | (sarcastically) Oh wow! I can finally have some peace and quiet in this pineapple! Oh, and I know you'll be back, because you NEED me! | „ |
| ~ Patrick shouting at SpongeBob and Junior as they leave the house |
| “ | Haaa... Phew, smooth... Hey, SpongeBob-! Wait a minute... SpongeBob left. I'll might just have to teach that barnacle head another lesson for leaving me all alone! | „ |
| ~ Patrick getting revenge on SpongeBob for leaving. |
| “ | You shut your mouth! SpongeBob should've gotten rid of you a long time ago, you useless animal! | „ |
| ~ Patrick shouting at Gary hissing at him. |
| “ | Ah, forget you, you waste of space! Now, where is that yellow failure? (He looks at the window.) Squidward's house. | „ |
| ~ Patrick finding out where SpongeBob is. |
| “ | CAN IT, YOU BIG NOSED FREAK! I KNOW SPONGEBOB IS HERE! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY! | „ |
| ~ Patrick as he's pushing Squidward aside and enters his house. |
| “ | Squidward, Squidward, Squidward... you really thought you were gonna get anywhere by going with that poor excuse of a sneak attack? I thought you were smarter than this, Squidward. But now, you're just putting that big nose where it doesn't belong! | „ |
| ~ Patrick blocking Squidward's sneak attack with his hand. |
| “ | That black eye of yours looks a little lonely... MAYBE IT CAN USE A FRIEND! | „ |
| ~ Patrick about to attack SpongeBob. |
| “ | Oh, hey there, Squiddy, how's it going? I think my invite was lost in the mail or something. Now, why don't we walk inside. | „ |
| ~ Patrick pointing a gun at Squidward. |
| “ | Well, if this isn't a familiar sight. And don't mind me, I'm only here to collect a few things before I go. | „ |
| ~ Patrick after hitting Squidward with the gun. |
| “ | Move your ass, Squarepants, and tie Fishbait here to his chair. And make sure it's nice and tight, I don't want him squirming away like last time. | „ |
| ~ Patrick forcing SpongeBob to tie Squidward up. |
| “ | I didn't ask if you had a license. I said drive. Especially if you know what's good for you and the kid! | „ |
| ~ Patrick pointing a gun at SpongeBob. |
| “ | Oh, it was easier than you think. You see, Plankton keeps tabs on everyone in Bikini Bottom. Especially someone like YOU, who was knowledge of that STUPID Patty formula. I just had to convince him to share some of that information. Shame about Karen, though. Eh, he can just build a new one. | „ |
| ~ Patrick explaining how he had found SpongeBob's location. |
| “ | Oh, I'll tell you why. And who said anything about US, SpongeBob? I said I wanna put this behind ME. And as for why we're here? I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DIG YOUR OWN GRAVES!!! | „ |
| ~ Patrick forcing SpongeBob to dig. |
| “ | Alright. Not too shabby, Sponge. Now... is there anything you wanna say before you lay in the bed that you made yourself? | „ |
| ~ Patrick about to shoot SpongeBob. |
| “ | GET BACK! I SAID, GET THE FUCK BACK! I'LL TAKE ALL YOU WASTES OF SPACES O-! | „ |
| ~ Patrick preparing to face off against an army of the undead. |
| “ | SpongeBob? aw tartar sauce... | „ |
| ~ Patrick before being brutally ripped apart. |
| “ | SpongeBob... SpongeBob... SPONGEBOOOOOOB!!! | „ |
| ~ Patrick's lying corpse being carried by his clone, revealing that he's still alive. |
Trivia[]
- The entire saga is a reference to the SpongeBob episode "Rock-A-By Bivalve" except mixed with generic bad marriages.
- It is unknown how Patrick knew Squidward was going to attack him with his clarinet. An possibe theory comes from a scene of Bikini Bottom Horror, where his anatomy shows that he have eyes on his limbs, which he may have used to block Squidward's attack.
- He is the 2nd version of Patrick Star to be a SpongeBob Fanon Villain, with the first being The Tortured One.
- Unlike his original counterpart, he is very intelligent. Which is ironic considering he's drunk throughout the saga.
- The final segment of Part 2 is a reference to the SpongeBob episode "One Krabs Trash".
External Links[]
- Patrick Star on the Hate Sink Wiki