| “ | Killing might be wrong, but money, money speaks volumes. | „ |
| ~ Phil Northman to Tom Frogson, telling him to kill Chunk Slimgo. |
| “ | It was me. | „ |
| ~ Phil revealing himself as the Chest Puncher. |
Phil Northman is the overarching antagonist of the YouTube video We Became Pro Wrestlers, posted by the Sorry channel on November 17, 2023. He is portrayed by Philip Wattson, who is known most iconically for his role of Philza Minecraft in the Dream SMP.
Biography[]
At some point early on in his life, Phil Northman got into a fight with Runky Baboa, and weakened his defence system by punching his chest in, permanently damaging the bone marrow in his opponent's chest. Years later, Northman would train Tom Frogson to fight and kill Chunk Slimgo, who was Runky Baboa's apprentice.
On the day of the fight between Tom and Chunk, Phil revealed to Tom that he had a Trump Card; a sausage roll that could grant you immense strength at the cost of twenty years of your life. After considering his odds, Tom takes a bite of the sausage roll, gaining the strength and losing the years.
After Tom nearly kills Chunk with the power of the sausage roll, Runky steps in. Not wanting the match to stop, Phil takes a bite of the sausage roll himself, and unleashes an attack on Runky, twisting his wounded chest area, ultimately killing him. However, upon finally killing his life-long enemy, Phil collapses to the ground, revealing that he lied to Tom, saying that the sausage roll takes of thirty years off your life, not twenty. Phil then dies of old age and exhaustion, the powers of the sausage roll pushing him farther than his body could go.
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