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| “ | Oh hello. My name is Posh Martin, and I'm very rich | „ |
| ~ Posh Martin's first line in the pilot |
"Posh" Martin McFindlewhizzer is the titular main character of the webseries Posh Martin, created by CillianZWildX with help from Jackthepogchamp68, Henrychad420 and Cillian Chambers. The show is a part of the expanded Jackthepogchamp68 multiverse
He is an egotistical posh child who got rich through multiple crimes.
He is played by his creator, CillianZWildX.
Biography[]
Past[]
He grew up alongside his brothers Marcus and Marvin, who are later referred to as "Poor Marcus" and "Middle-class Marvin" due to their financial situations compared to Martin in the future.
One day, he would meet a kid named Mr. Dingleberry at his private school, and they would soon become friends. One day, while walking down the street, they would meet a new friend named Hunter McKillson, who was wearing his skeleton pirate Halloween mask that he wore every year, due to his family's financial status. Hunter at the time is a boy filled with joy and happiness, and their main goal in life is to spread peace and happiness around the world.
Martin and Dingleberry would find a way to get rich by getting two lottery tickets, one stolen from Marcus while he was asleep, and the second given to them by a Homeless Man, who had given up on his luck.
After winning twice using both tickets, he became insanely rich and eventually started his own company and got enough money from that to buy a Ferrari. He would give Dingleberry 1% of the lottery earnings, which Dingleberry would use to invest in the crypto market. They would somehow end up not being in contact with each other for a few years.
This place in the timeline would be the most likely for Marvin to die in the car crash, as Dingleberry was aware of Marvin's existence but didn't know about his passing.
Martin would one day meet four people on the street who wanted money from him. Hunter was one of them. Resorting to violence, Martin punched one of them, and it turned into a massive fight, which ended up with Martin killing three of them, and letting Hunter take the blame.
Season 1[]
Episode 1[]
In episode one, he starts his new reality TV show, "Catching Up With Martin." In the show, he introduces the audience to his brother, "Poor" Marcus, and the homeless man who gave him the second lottery ticket, who has formed a friendship with both Martin and Marcus.
He recreates the two pivotal moments that shaped him into becoming millionaire, though he is not a reliable narrator, as he claims he found the first ticket on the floor. He is also bad at acting, as shown by him accidentally calling the Match Attack, the prop used to portray both lottery tickets, a Match Attack. He is also shown mercilessly attacking his brother.
Episode 2[]
In episode two, he walks into his brother bragging about supposedly overpassing his brother and becoming rich, corrects him by saying that he's off by 3.5 million euros, before beating his brother again, this time, accidentally making him blow up his entire Minecraft world. This is the moment that finally broke Marcus.
He states that Catching Up With Martin has made him even more money. He is then seen forcing the Homeless Man to have an interview with him about his severe debt.
Later, Marcus comes into his room, saying that since his birthday tomorrow, he has hired a man who "preforms very nice tricks." Unbeknownst to Martin, the man he is talking about is Hunter McKillson, who is now known for assassinating people for free, due to the immense joy he experiences from murdering people. Ever since he took the blame for the murders Martin committed, he seems to have gone insane.
The next day, Hunter arrives and tries to kill Martin, and it seems he did so, until Martin opens his eyes. Hunter missed and Martin was pretending.
Martin picks up the gun and holds it up to Hunter. Hunter briefly mentions the friendship they once had. Hunter then tells Martin the information about who sent him in exchange for his life. Martin then swore revenge on Marcus.
Upon entering his mansion, he soon learns that Marcus has taken over his company and all his property, including the mansion. He learns that the public believes he is dead and that Marcus knows about his tax evasion and money laundering, and more importantly, the bodies in the back garden.
Martin then gets kicked out of the mansion, and soon teams up with the Homeless Man to take down Martin, by planning an attack on him and also running against him in the election for the President of Earth. They decide to make the front garden their base, since the Homeless Man knows a lot of hiding places. This works, as Marcus genuinely can't see their very obvious hiding places.
Later, Hunter is sent outside to check if Marcus is being watched. He sees Martin and Martin sees him, but he tells Marcus that he saw no one out there.
Episode 3[]
After the episode starting off as an episode of "Catching Up With Marcus", where at one point, they do an interview with Hunter who reveals that they cut out bits in episode two where Martin shot him back and broke his gun to make him seem slightly more heroic. We then cut to Martin and the Homeless Man begging for money. A man comes over, only to give them each a bottlecap. Then, a very rich-looking man walks over, who Martin seems to recognise. It's Mr Dingleberry. They reminisce about their friendship, due to the Homeless Man's queries about who Dingleberry was and how Martin knew him.
After Homeless Man learns about the murders, he tells Martin that he is a horrible person, to which Martin responds with "I know."
In an interview, Dingleberry refers to Martin as "a lovely dude."
Homeless Man's political campaign has now begun. Homeless Man tells Martin that since he is officially recognised as dead, and that Marcus could easily reveal all his horrible crimes to the public, he has to come up with a new identity. Donning a blond wig and a captain hat, he is now "Justin", Homeless Man's VP. Dingleberry tells Martin that he remembers him having another brother, and Martin tells him that he died in a car crash, nobody cared about him and that no one talks about him.
Homeless Man and Marcus start spreading propaganda about each other. Marcus claims that he'll reward his voters with money and that he supports "barlo rights" and that Martin deserved to die, while the Homeless Man claims that people shouldn't vote for a man who enjoyed Shrek the Third.
The presidential debate begins, with Dingleberry hosting. After it goes horrible wrong and resulted in a fight, they moved onto the vice presidential debate, between "Justin" and Hunter. Hunter notes that Justin looks familiar, but they end up insulting each other, and Hunter tells Justin that he will kill him.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Posh Martin was a character invented by CillianZWildX long before the webseries
- According to this Bluesky post made by co-creator of Posh Martin and CillianZWildX's brother, Jackthepogchamp68, Martin hates his last name.