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| “ | Welcome to the inner world of the limitless Baldie, your perception, contact, every act in life is repeated infinitely, over and over. (Saitama: Supermarket x5) | „ |
| ~ Gojo welcoming Saitama to his "Infinite Void" he activated in "Saitama Fights Everyone On Omegle". |
| “ | *Hand rubs Saitama's head* You got a shiny dome on you, too bad I have to rip it off. (Saitama: Supermarket x4) Wait! His face changed, how did he? (Saitama screams in terror and yells: I WILL NOT PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSIORS WITH YOU! YOU GOT A BOOGER ON YOUR FINGER!!!) Oh shit. *Gets punched* | „ |
| ~ Gojo facing karma for trying to control his mind and trying to kill him with sneaky and paranormal means in a Infinite Void in "Saitama Fights Everyone On Omegle". |
Satoru Gojo is the main antagonist who appears in two VRChat Omegle sagas titled "Goku Fights Everyone On Omegle" and "Saitama Fights Everyone On Omegle" made by Mista Cassla. He also makes a couple of appearances in several SuperXavier videos.
He made his first appearance in Goku Vs Gojo Anime Showdown! "The Omegle Incident" of the "Goku Fights Everyone On Omegle" saga, appearing as a very unhinged rival to Goku and a sadistic internet troll to Goku and Saitama, and he was once a obsessive stalker towards Saitama, which became a comedic running gag ever since the Goku saga. Outside of him being a instigator on Omegle and a demented supervillain, he starts to appear more as the source of anger and apphrension towards Goku and Saitama (especially the latter) in several moments in both VRChat Omegle sagas.
He is a villainous parody of Satoru Gojo from the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen.
Personality[]
He is a eccentric white-haired man with a black blindfold and a crazed grin on his face, who is often finding any way to taunt and provoke anyone he encounters to get a reaction out of them while also doing things like his dance moves (ex. doing the griddy), jumpscaring anyone or otherwise trying to come off as humorous despite being cocky and acting over-the-top and random.
He also loves teasing and taunting his opponents before and after a fight, tends to call Saitama "baldie" a lot, and is often seen smiling more often than not and seems to have a somewhat calm and collected attitude while he is also being smug, sly, glib, flippant, erratic, overconfident, shameless, insensitive and facetious towards heroes he likes to mock and bait a lot, much to the annoyance of Goku and Saitama (who both find him to be annoying, irritating, obnoxious, unfunny, provocative and rephrensible).
He exhibits several strange and unpredictable behaviors that make him a bizarre individual, his speech patterns go from being soft-spoken and soothing with a deep voice in English, to suddenly start laughing a lot in a maniacal way before and after saying something nonsensical in Japanese, which he always does between, before, after or even mid-sentence. It's not helping that he is so insane and psychotic, him getting punched in the face by Saitama and sent flying doesn't seem for him to feel misery or harm, he just laughs it off instead and continues laughing while being sent skyrocketing (and in the Goku saga, he's seen unharmed after that moment, thus making him oddly durable and somewhat sadomasochistic).
Even though he is human with superpowers, he just so happens to be an mischievous supernatural being who revels in causing mischief, chaos, mayhem, pandemonium, and sometimes general nastiness. He is best described as a mean-spirited, thrill-seeking, opportunistic, hedonistic and inconsiderate trickster in terms of villainy, not seeming to want much in the way of conquest or ruins, but rather having a highly questionable amount of enjoyment with being a nuisance, attention-seeker, sadist, manipulator, prankster, troublemaker and bully. Sadly for him, despite being somewhat cunning and good at keeping on a long fight despite being a weakling (as well as being somewhat aware of reality), he is also incompetent as a villain and generally a screwball who is way too ridiculous and laughable to be taken seriously, him trolling Saitama and Goku in multiple ways are always played up for laughs, and Satoru is often being extremely deranged, goofy, cheeky, brash, petty, and beyond childish, he often ends up as little more than an mere irritation to Goku and Saitama for his exceedingly weird behavior, which is carried to the point that he just comes across as more of a complete lunatic than a genuine threat.
His magical superpowers allows him to bend and defy the laws of nature, which also explains how us he able to teleport anywhere he likes and it also explains how he is so omnipresent that Goku and Saitama will often encounter him (almost) all the time whenever Saitama and Goku are involved, and for whatever reason, he typically likes to inconvenience Goku and Saitama while also stalking them, laughing maniacally and baiting them throughout the saga (as well as becoming so obsessed over stalking and bedeviling Saitama to the point of wanting to trap him in a void of limbo where it's just him and Saitama there so he could rip Saitama's head off for being "bald"), and most of his misdeeds he committed were often done for no real reason other than his own twisted enjoyment and his personal amusement in getting rises out of people, and it seems like he never knows when to stop provoking, harassing or taunting people relentlessly like Goku and Saitma. While he is not really punished for his misdeeds, he also has his moments of receiving some karma, such as Saitama foiling his plan to kill him in the void, and he does get Goku and Saitama to attack and chase him for trying to bother them in the first place.
Villainous Acts[]
- Ever since the "Goku Fights Everyone On Omegle" saga, he has been repeatedly invading Saitama's house multiple times by teleporting there, often to do interpretive dances like doing the griddy in Saitama's room, being there uninvited and not leaving his apartment once he is told to leave by Satiama multiple times, which is repeated acts with the invasion of privacy.
- Attempting to mind control Saitama within teleporting both of them to a infinite empty void of repetition and limbo with a psychedelic background, which got Saitama frozen when he thinks about his favorite supermarket more than twice, Satoru also wanted to rip off Saitama's head while toying with Satiama's bald head despite freezing Satiama in place for a small amount of time; which slowly got him to drive Saitama insane when Saitama was eventually seen yelling in terror and angrily attacking Satoru with a punch, which freed himself from this void Satoru forced him into and getting Satoru sent flying through a brick wall.
- This is by far his most heinous action in the list since it is shown that felt like mental torture to Saitama for Satoru trying to trick and brainwash him and make him think that his favorite supermarket was destroyed, and wanting to rip off Saitama's head while he was frozen within the mind control.
- Deliberately playing a tragic video clip of a past Dragon Ball Z episode that involved Krillin exploding and several of Goku's friends being attacked, harmed or even dying, and laughing at the scene while teasing Goku about it as if it was funny to him, which made Goku angered at how Satoru was poking fun of that sensitive moment.
- Raping Goku's wife Chi-Chi by forcing her to have sex with him while she was calling for Goku to come home (albeit off-screen and clapping sounds can be heard), which got Goku so mad to the point of wanting to beat him up and fight him for even witnessing it.
Quotes[]
| “ | DID YOU PRAY TODAY? | „ |
| ~ Gojo to Chi Chi before proceeding to rape her during a omegle call with Goku in "Goku Fights Everyone On Omegle". |
| “ | You're just jealous I got hair Baldie (Saitama: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU IDIOT!) | „ |
| ~ Gojo messing with Saitama in a omegle chat in "Saitama Fights Everyone On Omegle". |
| “ | How in the heck did you get out of my Infinite Void? (Saitama: All I did was use my punch, which is what I'm gonna do to you) *punches Gojo and sends him flying* Hahahahahahe! *ding sound* (Saitama: Now pay for my wall!) | „ |
| ~ Gojo questioning how Saitma managed to free himself from the "Infinite Void" he activated before getting defeated in "Saitama Fights Everyone On Omegle". |
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Trivia[]
- Despite having archived voice cuts of his Japanese voice actor Yuichi Nakamura (especially his laughs and one-liners), he is sometimes seen speaking English (with an automated A.I voice of his English voice actor, Kaiji Tang) in the the Saitama saga, a good example of this is the video Saitama vs Gojo “Anime Omegle Showdown”.
- He sometimes wears a black blindfold to cover his eyes, as seen in the start of the Goku saga and the end of the Saitama saga.
- He once was heard using "ear rape" to jumpscare Goku in the Goku saga.
- It's shown that he can crash VRChat, as seen here.
- After his villainous roles and outside his villainous actons in the Omegle sagas, it's implied and shown that he's also seen doing less villainous behaviors (especially in the SuperXavier videos) such as:
- As seen in the video Jobs these Anime Characters would work in real life, it's shown that Satoru's job would involve him being a number one, fashion model that would get the ladies falling for him worldwide. It's not helping that in the video If Anime Characters were Influencers, he'd be popular enough to not do anything besides posting thirst traps, get into brand deals, and having a 99% of a fanbase of women besides blind women and women with no access to the internet.
- As seen in the video JJK Characters as Twitch Streamers, it's shown that Satoru as a Twitch streamer would've gotten six months of himself as a Baby 69 but didn't want a OnlyFans of himself when he was asked for a "OnlySorcerers".
- As seen in the video How Different Anime Characters Rizz Females, it's shown that Satoru can rizz up any woman by simply breathing in a lady's direction to get their attention with his good looks, and even using a corny pick up line like "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see" to get a lady to fall for him for being seen as "sexy", "pretty" and "looking like he was sculpted by the gods".
- As seen in the video if Anime characters were Lawyers, it's shown that Satoru as a lawyer would try threatening the judge with his powerful technique Satoru calls "Doman Expansion; Infinite Backshots".
- He once went amnensiac, becomes nicer and became friends with Sukuna as seen in the video Gojo and Sukuna Become Bros.
- As seen in the video If Anime Characters had 24 hours left to live, Satoru would walk up to anyone and give them "unreal back shots" for no reason other than getting anyone's attention.
- As seen in the video If Anime Characters were in the real world, Satoru would take one swipe on TikTok and simply just die from that alone. It's not helping that to defeat Gojo (as seen in the video How to defeat these anime characters), he'd have to be defeated (non-violently) by showing him content of his most lewd posts by his more inapproptiate fangirls on Twitter and Satoru witnessing such degeneracy would make him go braindead and begin foaming from the mouth as a form of death.