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| “ | I'm SoupCock Porkpie! I'm going to glue you! | „ |
| ~ SoupCock to people around him |
SoupCock Porkpie is a TF2 Freak created by Youtube user GrandmasterPantsSFM. He is a bizarre and erratic RED Demoman, who is similar in personality to Painis Cupcake. He lives in a Scrumpy bottle in the RED team's base at 2Fort and would only emerge when encountered by a would-be victim, whom he would then glue onto a wall before brutally dismembering them.
Appearance[]
Soupcock Porkpie appears as a simple RED Demoman. However, on one occasion in a video created by J.C. Thornton, he was depicted as a slightly damaged ORG Demoman with skin and clothing being dark-toned, with black sleeves and black grenades on his bandolier. He also has what appears to be glue on his hands.
Personality[]
An odd entity with an exceptionally bizarre attitude, Soupcock Porkpie is usually encountered whenever someone finds his Scrumpy bottle home. Similarly to Painis Cupcake and much like Mule Corn Cakes and Ass Pancakes, he would appear headfirst from his bottle before floating towards said person while repeatedly burping. Upon being face-to-face with them, he would introduce himself and then proceed to tell them that he will "glue" them before giving out a smile.
If met with hostility, Soupcock will immediately become aggressive, where he would scream with a despairing look on his face. He would then fiercely grabs his victim, smack them onto a nearby a wall and then glue the victim onto said wall before dismembering them limb-by-limb while exclaiming "glue" repeatedly.
Powers and abilities[]
Impressively strong, SoupCock is able to move around big-bodied people like Heavies with little effort, as well as being able to easily dismember his victims. In addition, he can enlarge his head big enough for spitting a cat that furiously scratches his enemies' faces. Its claws are strong enough to send spattering blood gushing from the victim's head.
SoupCock Porkpie is able to fit inside bottles, and is able to move around levitating while emitting a constant burp. He has also been seen shrugging off blows to the groin.
Weaknesses[]
Despite his abilities, SoupCock Porkpie possesses a number of noticeable weaknesses:
- SoupCock is a somewhat slow thinker and it usually takes some seconds for him to realise what is happening in his surroundings. As such, his enemies may have a chance to catch him off-guard.
- He also lacks any effective way to attack at longer range, giving him a clear disadvantage while fighting enemies with ranged weaponry.
Trivia[]
- SoupCock Porkpie's character and naming are clearly based on Painis Cupcake, a trait similar to other Freaks created shortly after the latter such as Dic Soupcan and Ass Pancakes, as well as Piss Cakehole.
- He is one of the few freaks to be named after a different kind of food.
- SoupCock Porkpie's behavior is extremely similar to that Painis Cupcake and other Freaks based on him, like Ass Pancakes and Mule Corn Cakes.
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