Splash Woman (Five Nights at F***boy's)

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Evil-Doer

Normal
Mutated

Full Name

Splash Woman

Alias

My Ex (by Toy Freddy)

Ex-Wife of My Doppelganger (by Freddy)

Origin

Five Nights at Fuckboy's

Occupation

Arcade worker

Powers/Skills

Combat expertise

Strength
Laser Trident
Hydrokinesis
Transformation

Hobby

Ruining Toy Freddy's life.

Goals

Kill Toy Freddy for sending Vile into the past and breaking up with her (failed)

Kill Freddy Fuckboy and his allies for breaking into her house (failed)

Kill Count

4 to 5 (attempted)

Crimes

Attempted murder

Adultery
Theft (including car theft)

Type of Villain

Abusive Ex-Spouse

“	Toy Freddy: fuck. i can't see shit. [Splash Woman appears] Splash Woman: prepare to be yiffed fazfucker Toy Freddy: who- oh. oh NO. it's YOU. [Battle begins] Splash Woman: hello my fuckboy Toy Freddy: i dreaded this day. the return...of my ex.	„
	~ A pre-battle dialogue between Splash Woman and Toy Freddy

Splash Woman is a minor antagonist from Five Nights at Fuckboy's video game trilogy. She is the parasitic ex-wife of Toy Freddy, and the mother of Vile.

Appearance[]

Splash Woman is visually nigh-indistinguishable from her canon Mega Man version, with the sole exception of possessing huge breasts, due to the fact that her appearance is based on the Mega Milk meme. In Five Nights at Fuckboy's 3, her appearance is based on the official Mega Man 9 promotional artwork. She can also take an alternate, "mutated" form, which gives her a more monstrous appearance.

Personality[]

Described as "a piece of shit" by her ex-husband, Splash Woman is a self-centered egotist who lived in a parasitic relationship with Toy Freddy solely for personal gain at his expanse, cheating on him ten times, stealing his car and forcing him to conceive a child against his will. When confronted by Toy Freddy about her actions, she confirms her wrongdoings without any shred of remorse, and even believes that her adultery wasn't that big of a deal, with ten being a small number.

In spite of her parasitic treatment of her ex-husband, she still genuinely cared for her son Vile, and, according to the books found in W Scenario of the first game, was devastated when Toy Freddy decided to send him back into distant past in an act of revenge for her transgressions against him, and she decided to permanently siphon out his money via child support as a punishment (only for Toy Freddy to eventually stop caring about it). It's implied that Toy Freddy's revenge is part of the reason why she tries to murder him in the sewers of Women's Bathroom. When visited by time-travelling Freddy and co. at some point after the divorce and banishment of Vile, she tries to murder them in rage due to Freddy's strong resemblance to her ex.

Biography[]

Past[]

Nothing much is known about how she and Toy Freddy met or the circumstances behind their marriage. It is known, however, that their relationship was not a healthy one. In her parasitic relationship with Toy Freddy, she cheated on him ten times, stole his car, and forced him to have a child against his will. At some point, they divorced, and Toy Freddy sent their infant son, Vile, into the distant past by performing the dark ritual. Struck by grief, she decided to siphon out his money via child support as a punishment for his actions, though Toy Freddy eventually stopped caring.

Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2[]

Splash Woman faces Toy Freddy once more in the sewers of the Women's Bathroom when he was flushed down the toilet by Toy Chica and forced to retrieve her cupcakes. When Toy Freddy was about to leave, he was noticed and attacked by Splash Woman, who kept teasing him about their past relationship throughout the battle, with Toy Freddy not sharing her sentiments. However, Toy Freddy defeated her and announced that he's withdrawing the child support. It is unknown what happened to Splash Woman afterwards.

Five Nights at Fuckboy's 3[]

Some time after the divorce and the loss of Vile, Splash Woman was working on arcade games under Cranky Kong's employment, grumbling about her work. That's when she was greeted by time-travelling Freddy Fuckboy, the doppelganger of her ex-husband, and his allies. Furious at the sight of the person who was nigh-identical in appearance to her ex-husband who made her suffer, she attacked him in rage, even taking a monstrous form before the battle. However, she was defeated, but spared. Freddy complained about her rude treatment of him and came to leave, but not before informing her that in the near future a weird chemical reaction will happen that will greatly enlarge her breasts (explaining her busty appearance in Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2).

Quotes[]

“	Splash Woman: remember all those years we've had together freddy Toy Freddy: remember all those years you were a piece of shit <...> Splash Woman: i only cheated on you ten times Toy Freddy: inhale <...> Toy Freddy: also, you stole my fucking car Splash Woman: too bad	„
	~ The banter between Splash Woman and Toy Freddy during their battle

“	Splash Woman: cranky you piece of fucking shit. i can't believe you would make me work on six different fucking arcade games at the same fucking time. i'm going to fucking die. this is bullshit. this is fucking bullshit. this is so fucking stupid. fuck this stupid fucking bullshit. [Freddy and his allies arrive into her house on the DeLorean] Freddy: hello ex-wife of my doppelganger. how are you on this fine d- Splash Woman: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU SORRY SON OF A FUCKING BITCH [Splash Woman starts fighting Freddy and co., transforming into her "mutated" form] Freddy: we never get a fucking break do we Chica: Devour my hot bird ass Splash Woman Foxy: FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE Splash Woman: it could be worse. it could've been 20 minutes of bad CGI.	„
	~ Splash Woman grumbling about her work and then attacking Freddy and co. when they enter her house

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Trivia[]

Splash Woman is voiced by Ivona text-to-speech program with American Ivy voice.

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