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| “ | All I see are bodies fallin' And dead opps when duties callin' |
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| ~ Squiddy in Eugene |
| “ | I'm a stone-faced killer, like my motherfuckin' house is! | „ |
| ~ Squiddy in The Bottom 2 |
Squidward Tentacles, also known by his alias, Squidwock, more known as Squiddy, is a major character in Glorb's rap universe.
He is an employee of Mr. Swags and coworker of SpongeOpp who helps Swags in his diss track battle with Dankton, ultimately leading to a full-on battle between the two factions.
Personality[]
Compared to his boss and co-worker, Squidwock is the most intelligent of the three, being able to buy as much drugs as he wants by using fake credentials. Like other characters, Squiddy seems to be perverted, mostly claiming girls love to "play his clarinet". He is also incredibly homicidal, even gunning down at least five of Dankton's minion in Eugene, and another one during The Bottom 2
Biography[]
After Swags and Dankton begin their battle, Spongebob and Squidwock help Swags out by rapping diss tracks on Dankton and his business, mostly insulting his intelligence, threatening to mow him down, and claiming to sleep with Dankton's wife, Karen.
Tired of this, Dankton brainwashes Patrick and they attack the Krusty Krab. Because of this, Swags and his crew save Patrick and presumably shoot Karen, which they happily taunt Dankton about. However, Dankton then reveals that he resurrected Karen and that now the two are dissing the Krusty Krab, causing the war between the two factions to continue escalating.
Trivia[]
- He is the only member of the Krusty Krab not to have had sex with Karen (assuming Swags and SpongeOpp were telling the truth).