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Starro the Conqueror is the main antagonist of Suicide Squad: Til Death Do Us Part. He is a bloodthirsty alien conquerer that was captured by the heroic organization Jotunheim National Research Group, after he escaped, he swore revenge on humanity and planned to wipe the Suicide Squad and any human who opposed him so he could finally become the king of the Sea.
He was portrayed by Patrick Warburton, who also played Graggle Simpson in Simpsons: Family Matters, Horr Kring in Multiversal Madness, and Future Scott in Scott The Woz: The Last.
Biography[]
History[]
He was born in a loving family and lived a peaceful life on his home planet, free of abusive parents, bullies, and any traumatic events. To spice things up, he massacred his home planet, killing his entire family and friends, in order to become the last Starro and later gain mind control powers for no reason at all.
After finally slaughtering the last Starro, he got rid of his original name and dubbed himself "Starro the Conqueror" and planned to conquer other planets. He went to the moon and saw a spaceship heading by, and later attempted to kill everyone on board for the thrill of it.
But when he attempted to kill the astronauts, they captured him in a holding cell and used their shrink Ray to shrink Starro, making him smaller. They soon went back to earth.
The astronauts gave Starro to the Jotunheim National Research Group for research purposes due to not trusting NASA and the US government because of how corrupt they are.
The lead researcher, Crawford Leonardo DeVoe, made it his whole life mission to research and contain Starro the Conqueror because of how dangerous he is.
Despite being ordered to only research and contain Starro the Conqueror, he spent most of his research hours and lunch breaks studying Starro the Conqueror, even when the Jotunheim National Research Group shut down due to lack of funding and was abandoned.
He still worked in the facility even when he could have left since he lost his job and no one worked there anymore but still protected Jotunheim National Research Group and Starro's containment cell from anyone who broke into the abandoned island.
The Suicide Squad: Til Death Do Us Part[]
30 years later, The Suicide Squad later broke into the Jotunheim National Research Group facility to retrieve Starro the Conquerer and kill the lead researcher, Crawford Leonardo DeVoe, for betraying the trust of NASA and the US government by not giving them Starro the Conquerer.
The Suicide Squad went to Crawford’s lab and found Crawford Leonardo DeVoe drinking coffee. They quickly shot Crawford Leonardo DeVoe and went to the Starro’s containment chamber.
They saw that Starro’s containment chamber was empty and broken in and found a box labeled as "Enlarging Ray and Shrink Ray" to be empty as well.
Most of the members were shot and killed by Rick Flag, who turned out to be a double agent hired by the US government who stole the small Starro that was trapped in a container and stole the Enlarging Ray and Shrink Ray.
Many of the important characters survived and fought against Rick Flag with the intent of killing him because of his betrayal, but while fighting, Starro's container was dropped and shattered, allowing Starro to flee while the Squad Suicide and Rick Flag were fighting, and he also stole the Enlarging Ray to return to his normal size.
Rick Flag was finally killed, and the Suicide Squad planned to escape and start new lives after they conveniently found a way to take off the nano-bomb detonators that were behind their necks without detonating.
When they were finished taking off the nano-bombs, they tried to find Starro’s container so they could sell him to the black market. It was gone and they realized the enlarging and shrink were gone too, meaning that Starro escaped with the rays too.
The group decided to escape the facility so they could save Starro before it was too late, but the facility started to collapse, which killed the surviving lame members, and the important members luckily escaped and made it out alive.
The group later returned to Corto Maltese, but the small island had been completely destroyed, and all that remained were destroyed buildings and the bodies of its citizens.
The group knew it was Starro and found a portal gun that was left in the rumble and used it to travel to Starro’s new location.
The portal gun teleported them to Bikini Bottom and gave the entire team the ability to breathe underwater because of its malfunctions.
The group could only look in horror when they saw giant Starro the Conqueror going on a rampage and attempting to kill all of its citizens who were not absolutely loyal to him, even killing the beacon of hope to the city, Spongebob Squarepants.
The group used the remaining nanobombs that weren’t destroyed to kill or at least weaken Starro. The nanobombs were thrown at Starro and weakened him to the point of him falling down.
When the Starro fell down, the brainwashed Bikini Bottom citizens were happy to be free due to the brainwashing effects being so dark that they destroyed their innocence.
But Starro wouldn’t die that easily and went back up and started his rampage again, stomping on the Binkni Bottom citizens despite knowing they were so happy to go back to their lives after being freed of the brainwashing.
The group was hopeless and left Bikini Bottom to die, but then Spongebob Squarepants, who was thought to be killed, appeared out of nowhere and started frying at Starro with his bazooka, killing Starro immediately, which ended his rain of terror on Bikini Bottom.
And the survivors rejoiced and started to dance to the current year's pop music, ending the Google slide presentation.
Appearance[]
Starro’s has the appearance of a starfish; he is light blue with purple stripes on his body; due to his alien biology, he will lose his purple stripes and be replaced with light blue on his entire body unless exposed to natural light for a few minutes; unless exposed to natural light for a few minutes, he will quickly regain his purple stripes.
Starro’s tiny form resembles Jarro who’s ironically a hero, but unlike his regular size form, he lacks the purple stripes on his body and is entirely light blue due the being contained in a containment chamber with no natural light at all for 30 years.
Personality[]
While in his life, his home planet was full of family members who loved him and friends that cared about him. He was tired of his happy life and saw it as boring since it lacked any thrill, so he slaughtered his home planet with glee.
He only cares about himself and commits horrific crimes like genocide and mass murder only for the thrill of blood thirst.
Despite murdering people and committing genocide with no care in the world, he absolutely dreads the thought of dying and has attempted to become immortal but to no avail.
Trivia[]
- Unlike his original counterpart, who is Almost Totally Dark, he is Totally Dark due to committing the most shocking crimes in film history.
- He should be acknowledged as the real Starro the Conqueror due to being far superior since he has no sympathetic backstory to excuse his actions and is a villain by choice than his “official” counterpart who has a sympathetic backstory which excuse his actions and is a villain by proxy.