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| “ | I am Lord Sylvester! The Only Rapscallion King to RRREIGN SUPREME!!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, in space gathering every single website of Rule 34 to destroy them all with a RPG. |
| “ | I know what must be done. | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, plotting to kill Garfield when he sees a video of Garfield twerking in the teaser trailer "RobotnikZentrics SYLVESTER Teaser". |
| “ | There was me, the rapscallion deity. That is Sylvester, and my companions: Junior, and Buster, well we had a third one but he died from a overdose, and you'll find that out later. And, we sat down in my underground club, plotting to sabotage lewd online content. What to do with the evening. (beat) Adjusting powers of any type, hunting down repugnant FREAKS of nature, with their IP addresses. And maintaining all of the power and resources to do so, which is what we are doing. (beat) This will sharpen you up, and make you ready for a bit of the ‘ol, ULTRAVIOLENCE. For, Sylvester, Supreme PRIDE!!!! |
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| ~ Sylvester, in the pilot of his own series of the same name, which is parodying the intro of Clockwork Orange. |
Sylvester JS. Cat is the titular protagonist of the How Chef Sylvester Destroyed RULE 34 video from the web channel RobotnikZentric, and also the main protagonist villain of the SYLVESTER saga from the web channel Strange games.
His character is an over-the-top homage of Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr. from Looney Tunes.
He is voiced and portrayed by Joseph DiAngelo Sanford, he also voices Porky, Daffy, Pepe Le Pew, Pitu Le Pew, Sylvester Jr, and Garfeild in the same video. Who also voiced Danyell Radcliff from WarmOrb, Dr. Robotnik, Mickey and Sith Cynical from SuperSonicJoseph.
Bio[]
How Chef Sylvester Destroyed RULE 34[]
He is first seen making a cooking video that was also in his show "Sylvester Hour", by broadcasting himself to the world because he was wanting to find a bird to cook since he's in the mood, and he invites Garfeild to join him in his own show Sylvester's broadcasted show he made to get views and make himself known to the world as a chef who's also a leader of a revolutionary campaign called "Sylvester's Supreme Pride"; which became an mantra he'd say on occasion as a form of pride.
Daffy Duck suddenly comes in, aggressively interrupting Sylvester by showing off his dance moves in a rather pointless and random manner, Sylvester then tells Garfeild to get rid of Daffy by putting him outside and lying to him about being hired as a "outdoor mascot" of Sylvester's abode. Which resulted in Daffy being shot by Sylvester outside of his house with nobody to notice, and Daffy was sent to a realm where a giant pencil erases him, as Sylvester premeditated it too.
Sylvester continues on with his show, when Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew suddenly show up to Sylvester and ask him flirtatiously inappropriate questions of "gangbanging" and "tongue kissing" due to how much they've been "missing" him, Sylvester gets several PTSD flashbacks over what the two did with scenery of Pepe and Pitu being too romantic with him (as well as sexually harassing and raping him in the past), and because of this, this leads to Sylvester loosing his sanity and threatening the two to back off or else they'd be shot by Sylvester with his shotgun he summoned before it turned into a RPG, which naturally scares them off for the first time ever (when Pitu made the stupid mistake of tempting him by calling him "so fine and breedable"), Sylvester used a RPG to shoot them and they're seen running away, and it's implied they died from the rocket that Sylvester sent flying at them; much to Sylvester's delight with being "in control" of the situation.) When Porky Pig then stops by to ask him what's going on since he sees Sylvester on national television, Sylvester gives him a stern look and makes a Rocky 2 quote; Porky asks why did Sylvester reference Sylvester Stallone's quote from Rocky 2, which results in Sylvester telling Porky to "Go Fudd Yourself!", and Sylvester summons Elmer Fudd to play a game called "Low Shot High Shot" as Porky is seen running away from Elmer when Porky says you first count to three.
Sylvester finally finishes his review for what canary does he considers others to have for their meals and what should be left in the dust, the video goes worldwide. It then cuts to Sylvester Jr. asking him “Oh father, what happened next?”, Sylvester says how in response to his horrible lifestyle in the past, he got his superpowers by finding and keeping a ancient amulet so he could master the magic on his own. He also then tells his son how he gained massive popularity around the world for recording himself destroy every single world and website of Rule 34 for Sylvester to get rid, by his infinity gauntlet to make them all collide into one messy ball and then using his RPG to blow it all up, live on camera, all by saying to himself he's the only rapscallion king to reign supreme before doing so.
Due to Sylvester doing this with glee and telling the camera after maniacally laughing to himself: "Now, all we gotta do is make sure Google disposes of these SINS for the greater good! Those bitches!!", he says pridefully while spotlighting this event worldwide, which has made him gain tons of good publicity by everyone around the world cheering him on due to everyone finding him to be a "sublime feline" and famous as a "hero" that fixed their innocence when nobody else did. Sylvester also immediately became a lady-killer who was simply pimping and got many feline women attracted to him while he was in a club.
Sylvester's son cheers on his father for destroying worlds of cartoon porn and said how Sylvester showed the world that he's a "cool cat", Sylvester then tells him how it's his proudest moment, claims that he knows the future for his son being a bright future for him when he puts in the effort to earn said future, Sylvester then notices how his slobbering lisp is going away by a little, and in addition to Sylvester telling him the whole story, he gets a idea and asks his son to join his empire of Sylvester Supreme Pride by destroying anything unbearable on the internet as father and son as a way to clean the world from degenerates and terror on the internet, and Sylvester Jr accepts the plan with zeal. In response to this, Sylvester says they'll start with the bad content as seen on TikTok and Twitter.
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A teaser trailer on the Strange games channel that showcases what happens after How Chef Sylvester Destroyed RULE 34, during his quest to destroy anything lewd or revolting on the internet, Sylvester finds a video on the internet that has Garfeild twerking in a lewd manner before Odie interrupts him in a comedic fashion, Sylvester sees this and tells himself he knows what must be done, and in response to seeing his former television assistant degrading himself with a humorously inappropriate video: it's shown that Sylvester quietly sneaks up to Garfeild while he's asleep and presumably attempts murdering him with a knife and fork.
Sylvester Trailer[]
This trailer on the Strange games channel introduces Sylvester explaining his story as the rapscallion deity with his three companions; Junior, Buster, and one presumably that from died from a overdose of some sort, all of which serve as members of Sylvester's campaign, Sylvester Supreme Pride. Sylvester also brings some exposition that was hinting on some motivations for the series, like how Sylvester, Junior and Buster all sat down in Sylvester's underground club for the evening, and were eventually, plotting to sabotage lewd online content on the internet by fine-tuning omnipotent superpowers of any type, hunting down degenerates with their IP addresses (those responsible for making R34 still continuing), and maintaining all of the power and resources to do so, as the goal is to erase offensive and provocative pornographic content existing on the internet like Rule 34, etc. Which Sylvester said to make us the viewers, ready for some ultraviolence that will ensue during the series.
Sylvester (PILOT)[]
Sylvester is seen telling us, the viewers, with some exposition to fill us in for what's going to come in the series, such as hunting down degenerates for their most pathetic and embarrassing content, with some ultraviolence and arranging the act for collective sabotage towards taking down Rule 34, which he proudly states it's for his own squad "Sylvester Supreme Pride".
The episode then begins at Sylvester's house, discussing to his son about taking drastic measures to remove garbage off of the internet, and then asking his son what peaked his curiosity, Junior then asked Sylvester what was the noise last night and it cuts to a scene where Sylvester couldn't sleep because of the yelling outside, which resorted to Sylvester using his gun he pulled out and shooting those who were making noise outside. Sylvester looked paranoid before telling Junior that it was nothing but a mistake that should never be referred to again. Afterwards, they are seen going to Sylvester's underground lair where he discusses in detail about how Sylvester's sabotage plan will be prepared by exercising the cosmic powers of arson, marksmanship, and weaponizing the gadgets of mass destruction that relates to "reality-warping" superpowers, which he says in emphasis, it will have to be exercised like it's a war zone.
64 minutes later, it cuts to Junior practicing his telekinesis with a boulder, which Sylvester applauds his son for practicing the superpower with a super-powered amulet, and he tells his son how they have to rest off the exercise for the day since there's always tomorrow, which had Sylvester nearly getting eerie about his plots for find those he seeks to kill and demolish before clearing his throat and rephrasing his words after Junior said "WHAT?!", which Sylvester walks upstairs with Junior and gets him to bed and suggests Junior to rest for the night before Sylvester raises Junior to be a force of nature like Sylvester is, when Junior yells out that he wants his macaroni, Sylvester tells him go to bed, which cuts Sylvester looking tired and saying that was so much for his "scoliosis poliosis" for a spine, and then sees Garfeild's new video, which Sylvester got curious about. Once he saw Garfeild twerking and yelling to Odie to leave, Sylvester then gets the urge to track him down.
He is then seen trying to lift weights before it fell on him, then he goes to see if he should go to a Dojo Karate facility or a Gun Shop to see what types of weapons he should use to hunt down Garfeild, he then goes to the guns store and then shoots Timmy Turner with sadistic glee. He is then seen at a desert, possibly where he wanted to exercise and got turned into a skeleton.
Later he is seen stalking Garfeild and teleporting from place to place to see how far Garfeild is going, which Sylvester claims he wasn't slick and if he was challenging him, once Garfeild walks down a street, Sylvester is seen from the right and telling us the viewer that finding Garfeild will be the last thing he'll do tonight. (Which is hinted that Sylvester hired Daffy Duck and Wile E. Coyote to be hitmen who try to kill Garfeild in multiple areas, which didn't work as intended on their end.)
He was briefly seen back at his underground lair (which is revealed to be a basement) to claim how he has extra plans up his sleeve to track down Garfeild, which has him seeing Junior and Buster where Buster introduces himself, Sylvester looks bewildered by Buster's existence by saying "What the F**K?!" and Junior tells his dad to not worry too much about Junior since Buster is just "some homeless crackhead".
He is later seen walking down a neighborhood and then appears to have found Garfeild's house at night, where Garfeild is found sleeping. Sylvester then tells himself how much all of Garfeild's innocence has been tarnished from the internet, and him stating if he has to save his universe on the web, he'd have to come into temptations, which he is then heard brutally killing Garfeild. He is then seen with a bloody appearance on him after killing Garfeild and Sylvester sees this as "freeing him from his misery on the internet", and now stating it's his turn to save everyone from the internet and that's what he'll do, he then laughs manically to himself, mentions his old well-known catchphrase "Sufferin Succotash" and continues maniacally in a forest of some sort before the closing credits play.
Personality[]
Sylvester is an ambitious, assertive, dramatic, paranoid and charismatic but violent and vengeful megalomaniac with a fixation on erasing degenerates or destroying anything really lewd on the internet whenever he's not broadcasting his cooking show.
Unlike his original incarnation of being an amateurish, work-shy and typically bumbling predator with a single-minded goal in hunting prey, this Sylvester has become more proactive, manipulative, deceptive, dangerous and empowered than ever before. He's no longer an incompetent buffoon and has become more of a self-aggrandizing propagandist who is power-hungry, passionate and very obsessed with his desires for creating new changes for the world and the internet into a better image of his own, even if it means using extremist means such as destroying said websites that utterly disgust him or even killing off perverted people for even promoting "oversexualized unpleasant content" on the web. He also takes joy in how amazing he is as a chef host on his own show called "Sylvester Hour", and now he's gained a new position of power in his intentions to fix the world all around him by enforcing violent and destructive forms of discipline and karma onto degenerative people.
So his iconic focus on catching and eating Tweety, has been completely dropped in favor of wanting to gain worldwide influence with wanting to destroy repugnant content online, in his favor to earn respect and validation from everyone (after being fed up with being disrespected by many people in his life), and to use that to further his disciplinary goals and his agenda for pushing an anti-Rule 34 propaganda to remove sexualized content based on cartoon characters since it makes him sick, it traumatizes him and thinks it's too pathetic and toxic to remain on the internet.
In contrast to his original counterpart being rather ineffectual and inept due to his own arrogance and clumsiness, Sylvester has also become much smarter and a lot more competent than before. While still comedic by nature and retains his slobbering lisp he's known for, he is often quite calculating, deceitful, underhanded and failure-intolerant, as he lives on his own, always comes with a backup plan for any situation, and he takes matters into his own hands to take control of any situation and turn it around to his own advantage, such as when Daffy Duck interrupted Sylvester's cooking show with some showboating, Sylvester sees the opportunity to use Daffy's ego as a form of bait to get rid of Daffy; which is why Sylvester tells Garfeild to take him outside to "hire" him as a mascot, when he lied on camera and proceeded to go off-camera and shoot Daffy with a gun that teleports Daffy into a dimension that gets Daffy erased by a giant pencil entity named "Rubberhead".
It must be worth noticing that this Sylvester has also become a little more intimidating and homicidal than before, now becoming much more wrathful, prone to getting easily enraged by perverts such as Pepe Le Pew (as well as Pitu Le Pew) themselves for being stalkers who tried hitting on Sylvester after he knows what they did to him and what the internet did to Sylvester as a result of the shipping wars (being raped and sexually harassed by Pepe), which made him feel extremely paranoid and disgruntled enough to immediately start attacking them with weapons he summoned as a form of self-defense after recalling traumatic memories of what all sides of the internet represented him, this also made Sylvester kill them both off out of vengeance and for not leaving his abode as Sylvester told them to. He also revels in his plans succeeding, as he'd sound real bombastic and prideful upon succeeding at destroying every single site of Rule 34 (or any trace of it as he tried) to broadcast this onto every station on the planet (as well as single-handedly murdering and assassinating any degenerate by surprise for supporting and promoting unnatural debauchery-related artwork/content), hence making him more of a formidable threat once provoked.
His goals are to harm any tormentor of his, and to create a new reputation as a "destroyer of Rule 34 lechery" and "assassin towards degenerates", and to create a better image of himself as a hegemonic leader who desires to make the world a better place without too much degeneracy surrounding around him on the internet and in real time. He then goes to the measure of his attempts at using themes of conspiracy and hegemony while using his power of magic, reality-warping skills and bravado to exercise his competence and skills as a destroyer of lewd online content, and he also gained lots of charisma to gain followers for his ideals he treats as "revolutionary" and also gained lots of power and influence of the whole Looney Tunes universe by running a campaign organization that actively goes against Rule 34 and wanting to achieve at erasing it, which he titled: "Sylvester Supreme Pride". He proudly uses propaganda and death threats to underestimate those who have underestimated Sylvester in the past upon possessing the power to overpower other people (ex. Porky Pig and the Le Pews), and to show the world what he's truly made of, which is why he views living with Granny as a "horrid lifestyle" and was tired of chasing Tweety at this point that he had to find a place to live on his own. Which made Sylvester seek to fix his world overall, by murderous and aggressive means to remove the degeneracy of his world, which makes him become very zealous, lethal, destructive, self-righteous, and become more of an extremist as time passes on.
He also has a true obsession with presenting his obtained power, status and dominance with a sense of masculinity, it's now revealed that he got his powers from getting a magical amulet that buffs him up, empowers him greatly, makes him powerful enough to change the world through his means of power, and allows him to bend the laws and rules of the universe to do as he pleases, even to murder degenerates by overpowering them in a violent fashion. Ever since he's gained this amount of power, Sylvester has been hiding his omnipotence from the public eye until he exercised all of his magical abilities to become even more unstoppable without anyone knowing of his true power, thus making him much more unpredictable and tough than before. Which was when he then revealed himself in 2023, where he has become omnipotent to everyone by broadcasting himself to Earth, with Sylvester going into space, finding every single "cartoon pornography" site that were seen in space, and using his gauntlet to single-handedly gather every single one of the most popular Rule 34 sites, and using a RPG to destroy all worlds and websites of cartoon porn in an attempt to not only prove that Sylvester is no longer a "weak submissive person" that the internet had once depicted him, but to also show that this time he means business in his intentions to change the world in a better light as he sees, and even protect innocent people from experiencing trauma-inducing content that is misused on the internet like he has (ex. Rule 34, e621, FurryBooru, and even 4Chan), even if he acts like a psychopathic disciplinarian in one way (and an obsessing harbinger for rebirth) in doing so. He also laughed maniacally in his acts of destroying every single world of Rule 34 while broadcasting himself doing this, making his presence known to the world as a "sublime feline" who did the world a favor mentally and morally.
He also shows a noticeable amount of social darwinism in his beliefs and powers, in which how these skills has made him feel like he's strong enough to take control over the lives of NSFW artists by antagonizing them, killing them and also destroying their lewd content based on content for all ages (or otherwise sexualizing cartoon/fictional characters who don't need to be used for internet porn in the first place), which has scarred Sylvester for life ever since he remembered seeing more sexualized artwork of himself (as well as art that makes Sylvester look submissive and breedable), which has made Sylvester consider those artists as "repugnant freaks of nature" and would do anything to destroy all types of fetishized content from all kinds from ever existing, which also makes him show a misanthropic side towards seeing those type people (and characters) involved with Rule 34, and Sylvester sees these people as "weak", "repulsive", and worthy of being in his kill list.
Despite all of his many misdeeds, threatening sides of wrath and superpowers, and criminalistic actions, Sylvester still retains his over-the-top personality that makes him fairly humorous and comical, which gets everyone in-universe to genuinely like him beyond his hegemonic and megalomaniacal behavior he secretly shows. He is also often sarcastic, sly, egocentric, smug and even snarky at those he finds annoying or hopeless, especially Daffy Duck and Porky Pig themselves. He is also quite sadistic, arrogant, aggressive and strong-willed, as Sylvester will take crap from absolutely no one and will use ultraviolent means to get rid of his enemies immediately, and is always training himself to get his tormenters out of his sight and become stronger.
Despite having plenty of villainous qualities, he can be genuinely friendly and thoughtful to cats anywhere, anyone who supports him and his revolutionary campaign, anyone who's also against the fetishes from the internet and society as much as Sylvester is, has showed to be polite with his son (if not angered by him that is), or those who seek to help Sylvester in his goals to fix society despite Sylvester overestimating most people as "bothersome" and "selfish", just enough to Sylvester wanting to achieve these goals himself with some members joining him. He also has his moments of being sympathetic and remorseful towards scapegoats or people who suffer in any universe such as Chicken Little for example, which is the reason why he didn't qualify him to be in a cooking menu of his in Sylvester's cooking show, as well as seeing Donald Duck and Mordecai as deserving a lot better than what they get, which shows that Sylvester is capable of expressing genuine empathy and sympathy with a sense of honor.
As a result, this also had earned him the status and good publicity to the point of becoming a well-respected (if womanizing) pimp who got 9 feline ladies (Hello Kitty, Penelope Pussycat and Sylvia from Looney Tunes, Toodles Galore from Tom & Jerry, Kitty from T.U.F.F. Puppy, Callie Briggs from SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron, Mittens from Bolt, Olivia from Oggy & The Cockroaches, and Duchess from The Aristocats) to worship him as his loving, loyal fangirls of his who are genuinely attracted and dedicated to Sylvester, prior to him destroying Rule 34 and many other sexualized cartoon websites featuring them on the internet, which Sylvester also sees them as his "maids".
It's also implied that Sylvester has strong signs of complex PTSD, as he appears to be extremely traumatized and mortified over having memories of Pepe and Pitu's flirtatious presence coming across as so painfully creepy and provocative to him, it appears that they had sexually harassed and raped him in the past in Sylvester's perspective, serving as the sole reason Sylvester got paranoid and wanting to shoot the two of them with a shotgun that turns into a RPG out of self-defense when they entered his house without Sylvester's consent (as well as the reason Sylvester seeks to destroy Rule 34 in of itself). He also appears to be a pyromaniac, as Sylvester revels in blowing up every single Rule 34 website by laughing when it makes a huge flaming explosion, and he even convinces his son to join him with his quest to setting "arson" to anything unbearable on the internet with Sylvester's vast resources.
However, while he is a protagonist with an antagonistic side, at the end of the video; he eventually appears to have a bit of a more anti-heroic role after he destroyed Rule 34, and Sylvester seeks to banish anything sexualized on the internet to clean it entirely and replace it with better content since Sylvester finds lewd content to be one of the true sins ever committed by humanity; as he even wants to bring his son along with him to join him on this agenda of his. This makes Sylvester become a hegemonic anti-hero with a grey-zone of morality and a sense of true bravado with some philanthropic causes and intentions to fix the internet by destroying repulsive and lewd content. Which is all shown behind his domineering actions mixed with his sneaky, comical, jovial and charismatic attitude.
Despite all of this, Sylvester also has a twisted & demented side to his noble goals, as Sylvester will go out on his way to create a group of collective sabotage, as well as tracking down others and willing to assassinate people in-universe, especially cartoon characters, that posted lewd content of themselves due to Sylvester's disgust of said content embarrassing everyone on the internet and feels like it's posion for the internet, which is why he seeked to kill Garfeild to "put him out of his misery" on the internet in the series of Sylvester when he saw him twerking for views, and was willing to resort to destructive means to clean up the internet from lewd content remaining on the web, especially on the dark side of web.
Powers & Abilities[]
- Reality-Warping/Magic: He controls reality and all of the creative and cunning ways to do so.
- Omnipotence: Sylvester happens to possess tons of this due to his magic amulet giving him the abilities do be as powerful as he wants.
- Marksmanship: He keeps many revolvers in his own abode.
- Defying physics: He can take a shotgun he spawned, and turn it into a RPG. He even teleports to space without needing a helmet even!
- Chaos manipulation: He can use a gauntlet to gather up planets and websites of any form of Rule 34, make it collide and stabilized.
Quotes[]
| “ | We got a BIG menu! And for you ladies watching this! Don't think I'd forget about having a single trait of: MACHO! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester. |
| “ | The best of the best on the menu is "Daffy Duck": He's a WACKY WACKO, it was fun.. sword-fighting him one time. Not so sure if I wanna have him on my menu, 'cause he'd probably SPOIL it for his, lunacy! And how much of a fool he is! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester during his ratings. |
| “ | Unbelievably an selfless way to promote my campaign: Sylvester Supreme Pride!!! The next, on the list, "Foghorn Leghorn": This loudmouth is a definite choice for me to turn him into a meal of my own. Especially for me to put him in his place, and LAUGH harder upon EATING him!!!!!' | „ |
| ~ Sylvester's minor breakdown during his ratings. |
| “ | WHAT IN THE HAIRBALLS?!?! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester in response to Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew showing up to his place, out of nowhere. |
| “ | No... painful.. DISSS, GUSTING... Trauma.. tizing! Oh... MEM-OR-IES. I'm not going down that path again... | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, during remember his traumatizing flashbacks of what Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew did to him on the internet, which implies they had a history of raping him. |
| “ | No!! It's about time for the two of you, punk-ass bitches, to leave my house! Or YOUR asses are as good as TOAST!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester's brief breakdown of paranoia by holding a gun towards Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew, for their constant flirtations. |
| “ | (Explosion) That'll show 'em how Sylvester takes control, of the situation!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, to Pepe Le Pew and Pitu Le Pew, after killing them and their deaths are off-screen. |
| “ | OH we're not having this, today! YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU'LL NEED A GOOD WATCH!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester quoting a line from Rocky in Rocky 2, to Porky. |
| “ | (Porky): Huh? Wh-Why Sylvester Stallone? (Sylvester): Go Fudd yourself!! |
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| ~ Sylvester, using a gun to shoot Porky, which summoned Elmer Fudd to kill and hunt after Porky Pig. |
| “ | HE'S in my kill list, and he is DISGUSTINGLY out of date! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to rate Serigo the parrot and Karkour the chicken seperately. |
| “ | BuhDeuce is so dummy thicc, he puts Bubble Bass to shame!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester while rating SwaySway and BuhDeuce. |
| “ | And Buck's literal ass, is set to singe! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to rate Buck Cluck from Chicken Little. |
| “ | Our honorables go to, "Daisy Duck", would I wanna cook that, special tush of hers? I don't know, but she'd be happy to serve as a uber, for Sylvester Supreme Pride!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to rate Daisy Duck. |
| “ | Well you see son! In response to my atrocious life of Granny. I found a, magic amulet that gave me to fully exercise, so when it was time. I then seeked to destroy the repulsive side of the internet with my MONSTROUS talents!!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to his son, Sylvester Junior. |
| “ | (laughing maniacally) Now, all we gotta do is make sure Google disposes of these SINS for the GREATER good! Those bitches!! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester, telling Google to erase Rule 34 while he is in space, right after destroying every single website of R34 he gathered. |
| “ | Spotlighting this beautiful moment to the world! And everyone, saw me as a sublime feline. And I was simply pimping, full of chicks around me! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester telling the story to his son still. |
| “ | Well of course son! You get the damsels by striving to be the BEST you can be! I believe you will achieve that in life and I just... my slobbering lisp going away by a little! | „ |
| ~ Sylvester to his son.
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| “ | (Sylvester): Sharing the whole story gave a grreat IDEA!!! Why don't we set fire to literally anything unbearable on the internet as "father and son"! How does that sound hm? (Sylvester Jr): Oh for REAL pops!? I was born ready! (Sylvester): So am I! Let's start with Tik Tok and Twitter. |
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| ~ Sylvester to his son at the end of the video Sylvester starred in. |
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Sylvester's villainous traits are inspired by Mr. Tinkles from Cats & Dogs
- His theme song, heard throughout the video since the video's intro (to the point it cuts during his rating segments and the scene he destroys every Rule 34 site he could find) is a cut version of Trouble Bruin's Maruyama's themes in Dynamite Headdy.
- When Sylvester is seen telling his son what he did after making his cooking episode, the song that plays is a edited version of AOSTH Robotnik's theme in the style of Banjo Kazooie.
- His middle name "JackStallone", has a short reference to Sylvester Stallone; as well as Sylvester quoting said actor from Rocky 2 when Sylvester in the video says his one-liner: "You like having a good time, then you'll need a good watch!".
External Link[]
- Sylvester on Heroes Fanon wiki.