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| “ | What the f*ck?! F*ck you Eren, I'm gonna eat yo soul! I'm gonna anihilate you kid. You see this f*cking ascot I'm wearing? This mah child beating ascot, I got for beating 50 kids in a row. That's right Eren, you're f*cked, I LOVE beating children, and looking gud in this ascot, Whooooh! | „ |
| ~ The Ascot Man as he attempts to kill Eren. |
| “ | Eren, you getting yo ass WHOPED. Even from hell I can see you beaten like this, GOD DAMN. | „ |
| ~ The Ascot Man reaction after seeing Eren get beaten up by Levi from hell. |
The Ascot Man is a minor antagonist in the parody series, A Slap on Titan, a parody of the anime Attack on Titan. He was a child abuser who liked beating children to enjoy himself.
History[]
The Ascot Man lived a life without getting abused by his father, which caused him to become obsessed with abusing children to pass his time. One day, he rode a horse, and during this, he saw it's penis, causing him to get some gender identity issues until he beat up a child the first time. He then got an ascot after beating up 50 children in one day.
He then started working with a group of human traffickers who tried to kidnap Mikasa and her mother to sell her as sex slaves for profit, he is seen when the other members killed Mikasa Ackerman's parents and kidnapped Mikasa. After Eren Yeager killed his coworkers, the Ascot Man beat up Eren and tried to choke him to death, but not before telling him about his backstory and how he had the "worst childhood ever" and tells him that he will hurt him as much as he can because he was never abused by his father, Mikasa uses this as an oportunity to stab him to death.
He is later seen during Eren's judgement in a court after Levi beat up Eren to near death to protect him from being killed by soldiers, when he appears and tells Eren that he is enjoying so much the beating that he can see it from Hell.
Trivia[]
- It's unknown how the Ascot Man knows Eren's name, given that they never met before and Eren never mentioned his name to him.
- Fans think it's because he stalked Eren along with other children so he could beat them up. Others believe the Ascot Man has a sort of Santa Clause like omniscience in that he knows the name of every child, with Tomandre saying instead of presents, the Ascot Man gives beatings.