The King of Australia

“	I'am the King of Australia! Well, Happy Australia Day to me.	„
	~ The King of Australia introducing himself to the BLU Demoman and Scout.

“	The King of Australia: Now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules. BLU Demoman: Haha, ya crazy man! This guy- The King of Australia: You're both dead. I suspect you'll keep your big mouths shut now. BLU Demoman: Come on, camping weasel! The King of Australia: I'm a bloody god, mate! Give 'em a gob-full!	„
	~ The King of Australia to the BLU Demoman before ordering his Snipers to feed him and the BLU Scout to his Heavy pet.

“	Ah, piss.	„
	~ The King of Australia's last words before being eaten alive by his own pet.

The King of Australia is the main antagonist of The Winglet's An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle. He was the king of Australia, hence his name, and is the leader of all the RED Snipers. He is also the archenemy of the BLU Scout and Demoman. After the duo had committed several offenses at an Australian town, the King of Australia sought to kill them for their insolence against his people until he was killed by his own Heavy pet.

Appearance[]

The King of Australia takes on the appearance of a normal RED TF2 Sniper who wears a dark red and customized version of the normal Sniper attire, complete with buttons. He wears the Triad Trinket around his neck and the Prince Tavish's Crown on his head, to represent his status as king.

Personality[]

The King of Australia is known for his strong intolerance for any offenses against his people and is also ruthless and unforgiving, usually wanting to severely punish anyone for their insolence, with an example being wanting to make a necklace out of the BLU Demoman and Scout's teeth for not liking the Snipers' beer, showing how petty he can be. Enough provocation can drive him to wanting to dispose of his "offenders", such as when he had the BLU duo fed to his pet.

If any prisoner managed to survive and tried to escape, he would try to kill them on the spot. The King of Australia was also highly determined as he would not stop until he catches his prisoner[s] or they have been killed, as when the BLU duo managed to escape, he immediately gave chase without even stopping. He was also foul-mouthed and also cocky, as he frequently taunted and insulted the BLU Demoman for his misfortune before going in to kill him, which ultimately led to his downfall and death.

Biography[]

An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle[]

The King of Australia is first seen atop a high mountain sitting on his throne with a cold and unfriendly look while being guarded by two other RED Snipers. As the BLU Demoman and Scout were brought to him in a cage, he introduces himself as the king of Australia before being given a piece of paper that lists a series of accusations against the BLU duo, with one being not liking their beer, which angers the King of Australia, causing to fling the paper away in a rage. He immediately declares that he is gonna punish them by making a necklace out of their teeth, as in accordance with Sniper rules. The BLU Demoman laughs at this, thinking the king is just being crazy before the latter silenced him. When the BLU Demoman defies this and calls him a "campy weasel", the enraged Sniper declares himself to be a "bloody god" and orders his fellow Snipers to feed the BLU duo to his pet, a feral and crazed RED Heavy who acts like an ape.

After the BLU Demoman inadvertently injured the Heavy's arm and the latter retaliated by sending him and the BLU Scout falling off the mountain, the King of Australia was alerted that the two BLU mercenaries had survived and were trying to escape, he immediately orders his Snipers to kill them. He then joins in himself, and armed with his Australium sniper rifle, he and the RED Snipers attempted to snipe the duo from atop the mountain but missed, and the two mercenaries were able to escape in a stolen camper van, to the King of Australia's chagrin. Refusing to give up, he and all the RED Snipers proceeded to give chase on their vehicles, with the King of Australia riding on a carriage that is being pulled by his Heavy pet. During the chase, he has his Snipers climb onto the BLU mercenaries' van in an attempt to kill them, but they were all defeated by the duo.

The King of Australia ultimately caught up with them, after their van fell from a cliff and crashed into a sign post. When one of the Snipers asked him on what they should do with the BLU Scout, who was knocked unconscious after he landed on a tree, the King of Australia decides not to do anything with him, as he believes him to be dead. When the BLU Demoman calls him a "headshottin' Judas", the king responded by threatening him with his Australium SMG while also taunting him. Before he could kill him with a headshot, the BLU Scout, who had regained consciousness, immediately throws a Sandvich at the King of Australia, causing his pet to eat him alive while the other RED Snipers helplessly looked on in horror. When they attempted to get revenge on the BLU duo for the death of their ruler, the BLU Demoman offers them his Scrumpy, which they immediately enjoyed after tasting it, and they crowned him as their new king.

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