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Tiny Desk Corporation is a tyrannical quasi-religious conglomerate founded by Engineer The First dedicated solely to the creation & distribution of useless products. They are the proprietors of the Tiny Desk Engineer, an abnormally popular product within the Doctor Lalve universe. They also often sacrifice scouts for their Engineer God.
Biography[]
Background[]
The corporation was founded by a craftsman known as Engineer The First, who wanted to make the most useless product (which became known as the tiny desk engineer). But after a explosion caused by the mad scientist Dr. Madic, he deceived Engie into giving him the rights to the corporation, making him the rightful CEO of the company.
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Tiny Desk Factory[]
The massive, sprawling industrial complex in a a massive where a majority of Tiny Desk Corporation's products are manufactured, including such notable products as the Tiny Desk Engineer, the Engineer in a box, the Engineer in a Can, and the Heavy Action Figure. Other, more useful products include firearms, helicopters, towable rocket launchers, "Safety Pistols", massive pistol-shaped objects that are thrown against spies.
The factory proper is a veritable pit of suffering, rife with OSHA violations(If OSHA indeed does even exist), health. hazards, supernatural organizations, and unstable, possibly psychopathic employees.
Tiny Desk Corporation Headquarters[]
Tiny Desk Factory[]
In this short video, It is showed how the massively loved tiny desk Engineers are made. The process involves extracting oil from a Heavy with sandviches, which a Sniper is given to drink. As this happens, a Spy and and an Engineer enter a room for approximately two hours. A Demoman is sent to scream at the door. By this time, the Sniper has drank all the oil, and proceeds to a lavatory to make bottles & the very important bacon with. This bacon gets fed to the screaming Demoman(who is still screaming) by both the spy & Engineer (Who have by this point left the room.) Two other Engineers simultaneously slap each other with bacon, getting faster and faster with time, until a Level 1 Sentry Gun starts to shoot a Scout, alerting the company that it's time to throw the bacon against hats. The Engineers then dance to make the bacon happy and the Engineers sad. The Sentry, now at level III, keeps shooting the Scout and the Bacon yells at the Demoman and the Sniper punches the bacon. At some point during this process, a Tiny Desk Engineer is created.
Trivia[]
- They are clearly based on the "Corporation" trope
- As with everyone else in Doctor lalve's universe, Tiny Desk Corporation despises scouts, frequently sacrificing hundreds of them to please their Engineer God.
- In this universe, they have bought out Aperture Laboratories, as seen in Spooktacular 3: Tiny Desk Catastrophe, where a number of Aperture Products are being incinerated. This means Tiny Desk Corporation is now likely the only Manufacturer and Proprietor of Useless Technology.
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